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How long do you think you will live? How will you die?
    #23571034 - 08/23/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How many years do you think you have left on this planet?

How do you think you will meet your final demise ?

I personally think I've got about 15-20 years left before either cancer takes me or I do myself in (mental illness is a bitch) .
I've recently had my life insurance policy cancelled. Too big of a risk nothing like having a bunch of statistics saying u gonna die


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: trekie]
    #23571071 - 08/23/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, bought life insurance and cancelled it already.  Who the fuck knows? 1 in 3 chance you get cancer in America yet my step dad has had half of one of his lungs removed along with his thyroid which he takes pills for everyday. And he is 80 something.  Waste of money.

I won't buy it.  I won't even leave a will till I'm in my seventies if I reach that point.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: timelapses]
    #23571201 - 08/23/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will die on april 13th 2019 in a clown costume in boston


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23571207 - 08/23/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm here for a good time not a long time.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23571234 - 08/23/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ill honeslty die of old age when im around 90-95 i think, but ive been tempting fate with desparate med overdoses recently :/


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: RedBalloon]
    #23571764 - 08/24/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ive thought about this from time to time, but more along the lines of how i HOPE to die.

anyways, ill probs b dead i think from either some effed up trash like cancer or a terminal illness/issue, maybe hopefully no sooner than like... 60's.

I'd LIKE to die, however, either from an awesome alien abduction,
or, the moment right before the earth gets hit by an asteroid or like ripped into another dimension.  I'll want to know ahead of time, so i can be SURE to be Blasting off while watching this unfathomably giant ball of fire enter our atmosphere and at the moment of impact i'll be smiling into the face of the next unknown (assuming i already wont be burnt up to ashes long before the thing is actually making initial impact)


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Abre Su Ohos]
    #23571783 - 08/24/16 04:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've settled on 72. I'll probably suffocate from choking on some food.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23571819 - 08/24/16 04:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will program my DNA to revert to the age of 21, where I will allow it to remain for 800 years. Then in the interest of humanity I will begin the aging process again and die in my sleep at 917 years of age.

CRISPR FTW!


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: ManianFH]
    #23571826 - 08/24/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I live long enough for the right medical breakthroughs to come through I might make it to 2090 making me 118 years old.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Asante]
    #23571835 - 08/24/16 04:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mick said:
I will program my DNA to revert to the age of 21, where I will allow it to remain for 800 years.




And then you'll trip on a stick and hit your head on the concrete on your way out of the DNA office.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23571842 - 08/24/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I want to become a cyborg and from then on, an artificial life form.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Asante]
    #23571858 - 08/24/16 04:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I want to become a cyborg and from then on, an artificial life form.





:seriousthumbsup:
fk ya, im in.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Abre Su Ohos]
    #23571880 - 08/24/16 05:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ill probably die of heart disease or a stroke when im 40 - 50


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: trekie]
    #23572113 - 08/24/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

10 more years would be nice.
Dying in my sleep would be nice, too.

Not something I really think/worry about until someone my age dies(rip zig)
or worse yet, someone half my age(rip slothie)

Either way I ain't ready yet...:seniors: . . . :peace:


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #23572134 - 08/24/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

probably 190-220ish i drink a lot to preserve my eternal organs so i think im good


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23572290 - 08/24/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)


Not today


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23575019 - 08/25/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I once had a premonition on a deep K trip that I was gonna die in my mid 60's. Sounds fucking perfect to me, although I'd be happy if I went tomorrow.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: trekie]
    #23575036 - 08/25/16 04:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I plan to die from a poppy seed tea overdose if and when

A. I have a painful fatal disease that cannot be cured

or

B. A global cataclysm of some sort (methane holocaust or otherwise) makes life on earth impossible

I hope and pray to live out the natural span of my life and that if a global extinction event is coming it happens after my time.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23575203 - 08/25/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll probably trip on a curb and crack my skull on the pavement or something lame like that hahaha

id say that could happen when I leave for work today or any time not sure when tho.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23575850 - 08/25/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have no clue when, but I'm sure it'll be when my ticker finally shits out for good.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23575927 - 08/25/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I do die it'll more then likely be from drugs


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Abre Su Ohos]
    #23575943 - 08/25/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think you would get the same experience form an atom bomb detonating around you or a nuke in a large vicinity around you.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: timelapses]
    #23576084 - 08/25/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

around 80 give or take (hopefully) and in my sleep with no pain or suffering. I do not want to become feeble. Science will come up with some prolonging drugs I am sure over the next 20 years or so. Don't want to live forever.:grin:


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23576093 - 08/25/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



I don't plan on dying


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23576163 - 08/25/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

well assuming I don't get unlucky, my family tends towards being long lived so I expect to die late 80s to 90s, probably of heart failure or some type of cancer. Statistically that's pretty likely too


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23576240 - 08/25/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Statistically with cancer much earlier.  Just sayin.  And extremely unpleasant. What kind of god would unleash this upon us?

Naw, watched a doc on what happens to the body on a human being with an atomic bomb about WW2 and those two cities.  Even interviewed the survivors about it is fucked up and not propaganda.  I love objectivity.

To the point carcinogens are so prevalent in your food, air, soil, drink, you might die in your fifties but that is like a one if five shot.  They discover tribes in the world that have no cancer among them.  Found that interesting.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: timelapses] * 1
    #23576249 - 08/25/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Early-onset cancer is typically a genetic deficiency. If it didn't exist at all we'd surely be scrounging for food more than we already do.

Cancer is natures answer to the fact that we no longer get eaten by lions/tigers/bears (oh my)


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23576261 - 08/25/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Early-onset cancer is typically a genetic deficiency. If it didn't exist at all we'd surely be scrounging for food more than we already do.

Cancer is natures answer to the fact that we no longer get eaten by lions/tigers/bears (oh my)




cancer is just a side effect of evolution, without the same process of mutation humans would have never happened so you gotta weigh the pros and cons


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23576314 - 08/25/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

alot of times cancer is just a symptome of you not mantaining your body. fuck, 90% of americans dont even get the minimal healthy amont of fiber.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23576320 - 08/25/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm shooting for 120. I don't know why but my gut feeling is around 120.

All my grandparents survived into their late 80's without cancer or any major diseases and they were all heavy smokers, and lived in polluted cities, never exercised, ate whatever.

My dad is getting old too and he smoked for a long time and ate candy and soda, mcdonalds all his life and he looks really young for his age, so luckily, im feeling pretty good about my future health. Is deadly accidents that I'm worried about.


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23576330 - 08/25/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

specialpeopleclub said:
alot of times cancer is just a symptome of you not mantaining your body. fuck, 90% of americans dont even get the minimal healthy amont of fiber.




well ya, a lot of cancers are avoidable, but cancer itself is, over a long enough time frame, inescapable because mutation is literally how evolution works, and new forms are generated. Most mutations end up being dead ends however, and account for a lot of suffering

still, without them we wouldn't exist so this is one of those glass half empty/half full kind of things


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Re: How long do you think you will live? How will you die? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23576463 - 08/25/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ezuma said:
Quote:

specialpeopleclub said:
alot of times cancer is just a symptome of you not mantaining your body. fuck, 90% of americans dont even get the minimal healthy amont of fiber.




well ya, a lot of cancers are avoidable, but cancer itself is, over a long enough time frame, inescapable because mutation is literally how evolution works, and new forms are generated. Most mutations end up being dead ends however, and account for a lot of suffering

still, without them we wouldn't exist so this is one of those glass half empty/half full kind of things



You are getting cancerous mutations all the time, which the body detects and removes.
Keep your immune system strong
the longest lived people die of arterial sclarosis, carfiac disease, because as you get older your body cant heal that

It can even be detected in unborn babies.


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