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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23595600 - 08/30/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thread was hilarious :loldongs:

Morrow, you come off as a complete douche. I understand where you're coming from using a profile like that but it's almost definitely not gonna work how you thought it might.

Did ANYONE end up hitting you back? I'd be very surprised.

Anyway, I don't have room to say shit, I can't make dating profiles for shit, nor do I really care to, but this ones just awful IMO.


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oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #23595687 - 08/30/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He's got a date with a cute yoga instructor from it I believe.

Pretty shocked it worked honestly but heyyy, good for him.

:thumbup:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: pachoo] * 3
    #23598368 - 08/31/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: trekie]
    #23598590 - 08/31/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

French of course.  :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23598828 - 08/31/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

the "cute yoga instructor" is probably a feminazi serial killer who's gonna murder morrow


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23598910 - 08/31/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

under the "You should message me if" option I'll usually have something like " if u are not type to cut my dick off while I'm sleeping"


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: trekie]
    #23598965 - 08/31/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:





That's a perfect profile for Camus. Did you make that?


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: trekie]
    #23598974 - 08/31/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:




Looks like


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23599131 - 08/31/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I did not. I'm part of some really dark facebook groups.it was prefect for this situation.:deathrush:


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