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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23571073 - 08/23/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Threads a shitheap and the only good to come out of it was us telling you your bio sucks and some wise cracks from the peanut gallery.

You'd be smart to take up a real hobby and go outside and socialize and meet real women, get the fuck off plenty of fish it's for aging white men.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23571077 - 08/23/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

haha "some wise cracks from the peanut gallery"


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #23571084 - 08/23/16 10:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yea morrow u should give some hot babe some 1P-LSD and once dhe starts tripping tell her how much u hate girls an how annoying she is an how ungrateful she is for not thanking u to help steer her mind towards enlightenment so she can become intelligent


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23571174 - 08/23/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In partial defense to that joke, I have never met a girl who wasn't annoying as hell to trip with :lol:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23571198 - 08/23/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Met my chick on POF surprisingly like 8 yrs ago or something
My profile was a complete joke. I put something like I'm a fucking ninja and favorite hobbies deep sea shark hunting and massive bong loads or some such.
Don't take life toooooo seriously or you'll have a fking brain hernia
And chicks hate depressing cynical MFers


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Shroomism]
    #23571208 - 08/23/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my dating profile:


male, mid 20's

I have the rarest of pepe's for trade. :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Shroomism]
    #23571213 - 08/23/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
wtf u only wanna hear about girs hobbies if explicitely asked an shit



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Shroomism said:
Met my chick on POF surprisingly like 8 yrs ago or something
My profile was a complete joke. I put something like I'm a fucking ninja and favorite hobbies deep sea shark hunting and massive bong loads or some such.
Don't take life toooooo seriously or you'll have a fking brain hernia
And chicks hate depressing cynical MFers



That's fine, I hate bubbly bitches


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23571218 - 08/23/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
yea morrow u should give some hot babe some 1P-LSD and once dhe starts tripping tell her how much u hate girls an how annoying she is an how ungrateful she is for not thanking u to help steer her mind towards enlightenment so she can become intelligent



That sounds like fun


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23571535 - 08/24/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

awfuck. Always told myself i didnt like asain, now this app has me talking to one. Fuck it. I hope we get the chance to meet


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Ogla]
    #23571549 - 08/24/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

are you guys fucking with me?


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Ogla]
    #23571656 - 08/24/16 02:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

already got my first CL response!
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Down to get sucked discreetly by a young guy?




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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23571704 - 08/24/16 03:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: 404]
    #23571733 - 08/24/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That was a total waste of time. It was a fake account. I did a reverse image search and found the real person. Had a fake Facebook and everything.  I totally just got turned off of this. It was some guy trying to make money


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: 404]
    #23571740 - 08/24/16 03:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

have never, and can almost certainly say i wont ever use a dating site.

reason: not out of being a snob or thinking they're lame.. persayyy...

but from my perspective based on the ppl i know who use/have used them, ive concluded the following to be true: its a very vast majority of the same "type" of people (all actively seeking relationships, or fuck-buddys, whatever it may be)....
that being said, ive never found that "actively-seeking-out" type of personality trait to be sexy or necessarily positive... honestly, at all.

My personality requires that there be no preconceived notions / expectations of anything relationship-y or whatever, upon meeting a person... i know ppl talk on these sites obviosly before meeting up in person on their date or motel room escapade, versus the completely "blind date" situation for example...
But it still stresses me out and rubs me the wrong way.  Idk.

I can only deal/fathom wanting to pursue someone after having had an organic, natural, and face to face interaction with them. I need to be able to read their body language off the bat, the things they arent saying to me vocally... their vibe, etc.

thats just me, though. and to each his own.  :sexeh:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23572104 - 08/24/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
wtf u only wanna hear about girs hobbies if explicitely asked an shit



Quote:

Shroomism said:
Met my chick on POF surprisingly like 8 yrs ago or something
My profile was a complete joke. I put something like I'm a fucking ninja and favorite hobbies deep sea shark hunting and massive bong loads or some such.
Don't take life toooooo seriously or you'll have a fking brain hernia
And chicks hate depressing cynical MFers



That's fine, I hate bubbly bitches



oh bro so do i bro dont get me wrong bro. so does everyone really it's a huge secret that everybody who is intelligent is in on. theres nothing intelligent people hate more than when girls are happy bro no bullshit, fuckin hate bubbly happy cunts. what kind of piece of shit cunt thinks its ok to smile and be passionate about life? an unintelligent and needy piece of shit that's who. me and u have a lot in common morrow we're both real intelligent man we see through the charade bro, fuckin hate happy girls, shit's so dumb.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23572112 - 08/24/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

haha morrowasted still pretends he's an intellectual in the internet


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 8
    #23572159 - 08/24/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

OP - You come off as a major douche and extremely snobby. I could not see how anyone would want to chat you up to know you, unless they were even more abrasive as you were.

I would honestly be scared to even share anything about myself lest I get judged by you.

You gotta work on that profile man. The humor is definitely not coming through. And next time make your own and just state you have a dark humor.




I would totally answer Sheekle's if I ever got in an online dating thing. Our first date would consist of my actually putting him in a suitcase. I didn't answer for no shit talker.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: pachoo] * 2
    #23572160 - 08/24/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i dated sheekle and let me tell you, when he says 9" he's being modest.
I'm still having trouble walking


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23572296 - 08/24/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
already got my first CL response!
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Down to get sucked discreetly by a young guy?







Did you go for it?


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23572420 - 08/24/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah that OP profile just makes you look bitter
If you're frustrated with the online thing, take a break from it


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