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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: trekie]
    #23570878 - 08/23/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Have a female friend help you seriously. No shirtless selfies.

I don't think most people use tinder to just fuck the pain away. I have been just chatting up with a few women on there besides 2 out of around 30 matches  just wanted to hook up.
But then again I'm rusty as fuck and just getting out of a nearly 10 year relationship I thought was going to last my lifetime.

To be honest I don't want random sex , I want someone I can connect with and will hold me , that what fucks you up having no one to talk to or no physical contact.

Op no offense but dude seriously you sound seriously salty. Maybe you can learn to love yourself first. Yeah there are some women who will use you and leave you with nothing and a gun in your hand. But you got to not be so jaded. It's hard as fuck.



If a woman can show me a reason not to be so jaded, maybe I won't be. Also, did you actually look up my profile? Yes, I have a shirtless selfie. It's probably the only reason I've gotten the few messages I have, to be perfectly honest. Most women filter out anyone who makes below a certain salary. I know because I have multiple female coworkers who use the website and they cannot find me on there when they do a search in my zip code. Why? Their search parameter is limited by guys who make more money than they- or I- do. Of course. They want a man who can take care of them, and their potential offspring.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23570880 - 08/23/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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It's sad because it takes a lot of guesswork and adventure out of dating and meeting people. It becomes like a video game, where you choose the stats of the person you think is most compatible based on pics of their bewbz and witty bios

It's sad.
I don't care if it's effective it's still sad.




I feel the same about it

Except for hookup sites, that's just easy sex

:noargument:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23570882 - 08/23/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570887 - 08/23/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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They want a man who can take care of them, and their potential offspring.




You just did a sexism..  :sad:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23570889 - 08/23/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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you're never gonna pull someone in with that dating profile no matter how sad you are dude wtf :haha:



Like I said it's not really about pulling anyone in. I haven't actually met someone through a dating website since I was 19- in 7 years. It's about making a statement. If people read it and understand it and it makes them think, that is a better use of my profile than what it was before


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23570892 - 08/23/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
It's sad because it takes a lot of guesswork and adventure out of dating and meeting people. It becomes like a video game, where you choose the stats of the person you think is most compatible based on pics of their bewbz and witty bios

It's sad.
I don't care if it's effective it's still sad.




I feel the same about it

Except for hookup sites, that's just easy sex

:noargument:



the hookup sites and dating sites are the same ones how is it any different its not like you're forced to be with someone foreverafter a first date


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570894 - 08/23/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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They want a man who can take care of them, and their potential offspring.




You just did a sexism..  :sad:



No, that is a fact. Women follow their biological imperative to seek security. Before money, women sought men who could physically provide security for their family. I don't hate them for it, I understand. I'm just stating what the facts are.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #23570900 - 08/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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you're never gonna pull someone in with that dating profile no matter how sad you are dude wtf :haha:



Like I said it's not really about pulling anyone in. I haven't actually met someone through a dating website since I was 19- in 7 years. It's about making a statement. If people read it and understand it and it makes them think, that is a better use of my profile than what it was before



hahahaha yea there's gonna be a lot of girls having life-changing revelations from some cranky dating profile they browse on the internet ur gonna start a revolution


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570903 - 08/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lmao I just got a message! It's working already:

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How can u be on the web trying to find someone and be so negative...such a disgusting profile...brrrrrrrr sh$t




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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570904 - 08/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've never tried dating sites, I've never even thought about it. I've liked bein single for a while, it was only recently that I thought about tryin to meet a good girl I could stick with for a while. I wouldn't even know how to start making a good profile though, making a list seems so weird to me..I'm much better at back at just having conversations in person.

OP I get the feelin the same girls that would respond to that profile are the same kinda girls that would be on the shroomery. Not saying that as a bad thing, just a feelin I get.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570908 - 08/23/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)


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lmao I just got a message! It's working already:

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How can u be on the web trying to find someone and be so negative...such a disgusting profile...brrrrrrrr sh$t







I sent that message...


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #23570914 - 08/23/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That was sheekles female puppet
He uses it so he can have conversations w himself on plenty of fish and beat off to them in a narcissistic act of hormonal overload.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #23570921 - 08/23/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

>>Through my dealings with the fairer sex

LOL

>>1) I am not your father. I will not tolerate childish bullsh*twhen you don’t get your way and I will not throw money at you to shut you up.

LOL

>>I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with you r**** compatriots

LOL ???


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570927 - 08/23/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my reply:

It's not negative. It's called not putting up a front, which is what 99% of PoF users do. The male peacocks spread their feathers in an effort to attract the female peacocks. I'd rather wait for the right woman than waste valuable time, effort, and resources putting up and gradually tearing down a front for the wrong woman.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23570929 - 08/23/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah then i fill the jizz into paintballs and shoot them at people who brag about stabbing the blind with broken glass bottles


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570936 - 08/23/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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lmao I just got a message! It's working already:

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How can u be on the web trying to find someone and be so negative...such a disgusting profile...brrrrrrrr sh$t







I sent that message...


lol wtf is with you guys actually looking me up on pof that's creepy


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570937 - 08/23/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I feel the same about it

Except for hookup sites, that's just easy sex

:noargument:



the hookup sites and dating sites are the same ones how is it any different its not like you're forced to be with someone foreverafter a first date




Some sites are more explicitly about sex, so there's less hassle overall

Dating sites are a bore, lots of dead end conversations and flakes, long-winded vain essays about boring people

I like your profile though, so many sexy


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: 404]
    #23570941 - 08/23/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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>>Through my dealings with the fairer sex

LOL

>>1) I am not your father. I will not tolerate childish bullsh*twhen you don’t get your way and I will not throw money at you to shut you up.

LOL

>>I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with you r**** compatriots

LOL ???



pof bleeps out the work cunty


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570945 - 08/23/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Did you even get any dates out of that profile sheekle?


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Eminence]
    #23570954 - 08/23/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

nah not on pof but ive gotten dates on okcupid with an equally wild profile i'm too lazy to look up


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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