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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570802 - 08/23/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Like Dr. Cox humor, off of Scrubs?

I try but I just don't see the humor in the post, sorry...that's just my interpretation.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23570803 - 08/23/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

haha what the hell how is it sad it's the entire point of social media and networking is to meet new people to share adventures and fun times with


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570812 - 08/23/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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a bunch of girls have profiles like yours, and none if them seem like a joke. theyre actually that sad and bitchy. you're probably not gonna pull any chicks with your depressingass profile just change it to something cool instead



that's fine, I hadn't gotten any nibbles with my previous "upbeat" happy-go-lucky normal sense of humor profile anyway literally in years anyway. So I'd rather leave something up there that reflects the way I really feel and not get any nibbles than have some bullshit front and not get any nibbles


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler] * 2
    #23570816 - 08/23/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wait...You stole this? As in you couldn't even find your own way to say "I'm a jaded judgmental asshole. Do not respond to this if you are needy or fat. I don't have any money for any of you bitches so don't fucking ask. Be interesting and entertaining for my grumpy ass to be around. Drop a line. Or don't. Or whatever."

Lame.

Edit: meant To reply to OP and not Celestial Traveler


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570818 - 08/23/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's sad because it takes a lot of guesswork and adventure out of dating and meeting people. It becomes like a video game, where you choose the stats of the person you think is most compatible based on pics of their bewbz and witty bios

It's sad.
I don't care if it's effective it's still sad.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570824 - 08/23/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

they prolly know its all a lie and u secretly hate everything or sumthin


ur supposed to message them btw they rarely message u, girls are submissive pussies who arw afraid of everyhing


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570825 - 08/23/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:barbershreds:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23570827 - 08/23/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thats one sad way to look at it even tho its really not even sad


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570833 - 08/23/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Like Dr. Cox humor, off of Scrubs?

I try but I just don't see the humor in the post, sorry...that's just my interpretation.



The humor mostly lies in the irony. You're expecting to read something that makes you feel good and what you get is something that doesn't. The other part of the humor is in the writing style. It's a fairly clever social commentary ("My (admittedly weak) theory is you have not yet lost all hope but have simply turned to a less social lifestyle and are casually perusing the PoF personals just waiting for my ad to pop up so we can end our days in perpetual bliss or whatever storybook fantasy those cookie cutter girls get off on.") I am not tooting my own horn when I say that, because remember, I stole this from somewhere else. I just thought it was very funny and relatable.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23570835 - 08/23/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It really is though sheeks
We're so consumed with serializing, compacting, and condensing things for our convenience that we lose sight of when that becomes "too much". Online dating is an example of it becoming too much.

One day you won't even be meeting real women you'll just be selecting options on a switchboard so you can have VR sex with some binary silicon slut

You think I jest, just wait


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570838 - 08/23/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I see what you're getting at and I got that from the beginning, but I can see how that would easily not be interpreted as humor, especially coming from behind a computer screen.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Sheekle]
    #23570843 - 08/23/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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they prolly know its all a lie and u secretly hate everything or sumthin


ur supposed to message them btw they rarely message u, girls are submissive pussies who arw afraid of everyhing



See, that's the thing. I don't want a submissive pussy. I want a low-maintenance, independent woman who is confident is smart and self-confident and who takes the initiative. And yes, I do sometimes send messages on the rare occasion that a profile appeals to me. As I said, I would rather wait for the RIGHT girl than waste effort on the same kind of girls that have just annoyed me in the past.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570846 - 08/23/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah I see what you're getting at and I got that from the beginning, but I can see how that would easily not be interpreted as humor, especially coming from behind a computer screen.



Well I interpreted it as humor from behind a computer screen


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570848 - 08/23/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But you're not a girl..  >_<


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #23570850 - 08/23/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have a female friend help you seriously. No shirtless selfies.

I don't think most people use tinder to just fuck the pain away. I have been just chatting up with a few women on there besides 2 out of around 30 matches  just wanted to hook up.
But then again I'm rusty as fuck and just getting out of a nearly 10 year relationship I thought was going to last my lifetime.

To be honest I don't want random sex , I want someone I can connect with and will hold me , that what fucks you up having no one to talk to or no physical contact.

Op no offense but dude seriously you sound seriously salty. Maybe you can learn to love yourself first. Yeah there are some women who will use you and leave you with nothing and a gun in your hand. But you got to not be so jaded. It's hard as fuck.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570853 - 08/23/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm the type of guy who makes what you would call "cynical" jokes from time to time, and people often don't realize that I'm joking.  So maybe that's affecting my judgment but others seem to have similar opinions as well.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Patchouli_Savage]
    #23570854 - 08/23/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Wait...You stole this? As in you couldn't even find your own way to say "I'm a jaded judgmental asshole. Do not respond to this if you are needy or fat. I don't have any money for any of you bitches so don't fucking ask. Be interesting and entertaining for my grumpy ass to be around. Drop a line. Or don't. Or whatever."

Lame.

Edit: meant To reply to OP and not Celestial Traveler



It honestly never occurred to me to take this approach. I just stumbled across this and thought it was great, so yes, I stole it. Sue me.


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23570857 - 08/23/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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But you're not a girl..  >_<



Aaand here we go with sexism


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #23570862 - 08/23/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:gooby:


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Re: Share your dating profiles with us [Re: morrowasted]
    #23570864 - 08/23/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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It really is though sheeks
We're so consumed with serializing, compacting, and condensing things for our convenience that we lose sight of when that becomes "too much". Online dating is an example of it becoming too much.

One day you won't even be meeting real women you'll just be selecting options on a switchboard so you can have VR sex with some binary silicon slut

You think I jest, just wait



yeah we should all rob the blind instead, it's not like people have been gossiping about and expanding on their romantic preferences with their friends since the dawn of time or anything :laugh2: nd its not like people meet outside of dating sites all the time either :rolleyes:

whats sad is all the centuries behind us and even in the world today of girls being forced into marriage they didnt wanna be in all throughout history i mean god forbid people can find ways to relate to each other in a more efficient way


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they prolly know its all a lie and u secretly hate everything or sumthin


ur supposed to message them btw they rarely message u, girls are submissive pussies who arw afraid of everyhing



See, that's the thing. I don't want a submissive pussy. I want a low-maintenance, independent woman who is confident is smart and self-confident and who takes the initiative. And yes, I do sometimes send messages on the rare occasion that a profile appeals to me. As I said, I would rather wait for the RIGHT girl than waste effort on the same kind of girls that have just annoyed me in the past.



you're never gonna pull someone in with that dating profile no matter how sad they are dude wtf :haha:


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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