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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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~~*E*M*C*~~ * 2
    #23568151 - 08/23/16 04:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sup brahs just took a huge shart

eatin a taco and drinkin a beer before i head out
got some country music


if you don't like country music then suck my shitposting dick


namaste bros


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568170 - 08/23/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm waiting on ballfro. Seriously, that motherfucker better break some out, else I'm going postal.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23568172 - 08/23/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

dude!!!! I KNOW
you can't just sign up with a name like capn ballfro and then be like "lol nah"


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568179 - 08/23/16 05:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Motherfucker, I got impatient and searched for balls afro. Look what the fuck I get in return for my efforts:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23568211 - 08/23/16 06:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsweirdman:


Anyways howdy y'all


Just relaxing after work, exercise shower and fat bowl of pasta n dank


Feeling pretty :smile:


Have a good day y'all :sun:


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #23568222 - 08/23/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just shitted on my balls


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23568326 - 08/23/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

new pole
how mant times u fart flap ur bean bag erevy day
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (08/23/16 05:47 AM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568466 - 08/23/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Things pretty quiet in here this morning


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: desant]
    #23568530 - 08/23/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)





The time has come for morning prayers
Join me in grateful reverence for the Sacred experience of Being
Revel with reverence in the glory of life
Let us yoke ourselves to rememberance of the divine
That each day we might begin the path anew
Walking the road home to union
The lesser face gazes lovingly upon the greater
The ascending toungue of prayer
The descending flame of Grace
Within the column shines the six rayed star



As above so below
Atman is Brahman
The essence of all is one
The essence of One is all

For each rising and setting of the sun
For each beat and each pause of the heart
For every breath of the lungs
For each delicious instant of consciousness
For each flush of love and leap of joy

We give thanks



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Everything I post is fiction.


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23568547 - 08/23/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The poll is in a dead heat
Like the bodies under SVS garden


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


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InvisibleI Love Lucid
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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23568696 - 08/23/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Aye g'mornin all!

Feeling a little alcohol buzz from last night, gonna smoke a spliff and start my day.

Shit's been :feelsweirdman: lately, I've gotta get laid and settle into my new apartment.


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: plasma]
    #23568722 - 08/23/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
Just shitted on my balls




Yeah, sounds like a great way to start your day


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23568727 - 08/23/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

just chillin n sucking the grease stains off a sewer drain


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Sheekle]
    #23568818 - 08/23/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck this, I'm going back to bed


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23568854 - 08/23/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Fuck this, I'm going back to bed




Qft


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23568860 - 08/23/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Got a lot of BBFFF in the polls now
(Bean bag frequent fart flappers)


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568952 - 08/23/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sleep is hard this morning. I don't have my math lecture for 10 more hours. So now I've hastily finished off a bottle of brandy and am smoking a montecristo purito. They're perhaps the most adorable of Cubans.

Then I'll go inside and see what else is almost empty. I think I have a bottle of Makers Mark that's nearing it's end.

Then I'm going to lay in bed and watch Bojack Horseman until I'm tired enough to finally sleep.

Later I'm going to drop by a local botanical distillery and pick up some of their signature absinthe, gin and raspberry liqueur.

I will have THE LAST WORD.


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568961 - 08/23/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Stop fucking farting so much. What is wrong with you? Adjust your diet. Eat less beans and shit at regular time intervals.


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23568971 - 08/23/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i finally got wifi in the new place



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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: ~~*E*M*C*~~ [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23568974 - 08/23/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ibs brah, i eat a well rounded diet high in fiber and greens with adequate portions of meats but I'm still at the whims of my guts now mang


every fart is a gift from god


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