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What's your pay wage for your beard?
    #23567901 - 08/23/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your boss tells you to shave off your beard, you don't work around food, your beard is clean.  How much would your hourly rate have to be to oblige by this obvious dominance procedure?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567903 - 08/23/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

if you are abiding by the polices and procedures you signed on when you were hired tell him to eat a bag of dicks.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: rackem]
    #23567906 - 08/23/16 12:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's what I'm screaming.

I was hired in with hair past my shoulders, which I donated to charity, and I plan on repeating the process......and my beard.....well I'm just not shavin the fuckin thing for what they pay me.

Some jobs....I was making a good figure every year.....fuck it....kick me in the proverbial nuts...

I think I would have to be making at least 40k a year to even consider my beard going as a job requirement, unless it somehow interfered with my job.

Ironically enough my boss just survived cancer, and is the one that told me to get a hair cut and shave.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: rackem]
    #23567911 - 08/23/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i have seen bros with hair nets on the beards pumping that food out.

unless your facial hair looks like shit they should be letting it go. if it looks like shit then stop lying to yourself and cut it.

i could never do more then 2 months of grow, got way too much itch and maintenance not to mention when it is hot out and efficiently eating.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567914 - 08/23/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

pull out the policies and procedures if you still have them and show him in writing..

the only way you can fight these battles man.  no reason in pulling the passive aggressive card.

also, if its trimmed and not in any danger of any thing you work with, something should be in the guidelines somewhere.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567915 - 08/23/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd shave for free. If my work wants it, why not? I give no fucks.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23567932 - 08/23/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shave your head and leave your beard.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: California]
    #23567937 - 08/23/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It would obviously depend on how in need you are of money. Unless the beard took years to grow, why not? You can grow out another one again easily.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23567955 - 08/23/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

At this point, it's a real kick me when I'm down thing more than anything. I work in hospitality.  I get more compliments with long hair and a beard than I do with a clean cut face.  Always have.

I keep it proper.  It's not wook style.  It's just one of those things they are trying to add on to my "shouldnt get a raise" list.

I'm not sure a 50 cent raise at max is worth me following personal hygiene tips from a 400 lb woman, when I bust my ass and then some for her.  I can find another job, that pays more that would give fuck all about a beard or hair, but I like my position and I'm kind of in between cars so this place is a for sure check.

They aren't going to fire me over this. I'm positive of that.

I'm just curious to hear what most men would do in this situation.  I already know where I stand.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23567965 - 08/23/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will neither compromise my epic beard nor pimp it out.  I have self-respect and an awesome beard.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: California]
    #23567993 - 08/23/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If it bought me a house in a year, I'd shave the beard for a year.

I don't see any razor making that shit happen though.

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I will neither compromise my epic beard nor pimp it out.  I have self-respect and an awesome beard.





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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568030 - 08/23/16 02:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My last job at 65k didn't mind my beard, what they minded was that it wasn't consistant... I would be clean shaven one week and beard the next


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: liloldme]
    #23568078 - 08/23/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My male manager has a neck beard chin strap.  No one says a word to him.  I have a nicely trimmed full beard, not overtaking my face, but a beard, they tell me to shave constantly.

Not happenin.  They buy me a house, I'll shave my beard for em.  I don't think that offer will ever be on the table, and if it was I don't know if I'd sell out or not when the actual offer approached. It's like softcore suck my dick.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23568083 - 08/23/16 03:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's just facial hair, it'll grow back.  Now, if you looked like Gimli, son of Gloin, I'd say differently.  Something tells me you have a crude beard at beast and they're doing you a favor to have you shave it off, really.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: idiotek]
    #23568143 - 08/23/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If there was nothing in the initial policies when you signed on, then you have no obligation to shave your beard to the whims of higher management

If worse comes to worst, claim its part of your spiritual beliefs?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568155 - 08/23/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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At this point, it's a real kick me when I'm down thing more than anything. I work in hospitality.  I get more compliments with long hair and a beard than I do with a clean cut face.  Always have.





Odd. Most guys look 10x better without a beard than with one. You must be one of the few guys out there that looks better with a beard.

It's the oddest thing too, almost all guys look better with a full head of hair than with a bald head. But OCCASIONALLY you'll find a guy who looks way better bald than with hair. It's the oddest thing. But I see it on rare occasions.


Here's a man who looks better bald




And one who looks better with a beard







Odd, but it happens.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: thebeardguy]
    #23568157 - 08/23/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's always a game with these cunts. My company just tried to push me to be on call 24/7/365. For no extra money. I said fine, give me £120,000 a year and I'll do it.

Aint heard a peep since that.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568158 - 08/23/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

man I've never really been attached to mine and so I usually go clean shaven. If I did grow it out though, my current pay would be worth being emasculated and made a bitch to THE MAN.
I'd say less than 50,000 a year isn't worth it though, just point at your beard and be like THIS BEARD PROVIDES FOR ME NOW FUCK YOU


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568186 - 08/23/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23568194 - 08/23/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.




lol good luck with those standards bro


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568196 - 08/23/16 05:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I love my stubble beard. For a permanent shave I think I'm somewhere around 300k+


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23568198 - 08/23/16 05:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.




lol good luck with those standards bro




Good luck getting me to shave. I might have to revisit those numbers because I do look okay with a shaved head. So that number may  come down a bit. But shaving the face is pretty much a deal breaker for me.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23568208 - 08/23/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.




lol good luck with those standards bro





He thinks he's an actual viking and has to live the part.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568218 - 08/23/16 06:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll shave for an interview, after that they can go fuck themselves. My beard is glorious.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568244 - 08/23/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Ulfrick said:
200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.




lol good luck with those standards bro





He thinks he's an actual viking and has to live the part.




Surprisingly that's not the reason. I just have a total baby face and absolutely hate the way I look clean shaven.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23568309 - 08/23/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I thought you were askin gay men how much they pay their fake girlfriends :lol:


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23568748 - 08/23/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

10$ lol. I dont know anyone where i just moved so i dont really care. I do look 3 years older with my beard.
Im only 21 though. And i have really long hair, so if I have no facial hair it looks very weird.
With a beard im a 8/10 and a 6 without. So yeah.
I treasure my hair very much. Youd have to pay me 10k to cut it.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: SpiritShroom]
    #23568960 - 08/23/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just shave your fucking beard OP.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23569015 - 08/23/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Better question,

What's your wage for your ball fro?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23571768 - 08/24/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I pluck my balls. They stay smooth as can be.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23571776 - 08/24/16 04:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I pluck my balls. They stay smooth as can be.




Doesn't that hurt??


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23571795 - 08/24/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not really.

I pluck my inner thighs, my balls, my taint, and all my ass hair within the crack.  It's more like ripping I don't use tweezers.

Women seem to prefer smooth balls, at least the ones I have been with.

I trim the hedges though. I can't pluck that, or the hair at the base of the shaft.  Like where the ball and dick come together I do like two really hard rips to get the balls smooth, and then shave the shaft.

Like if I'm banging a lady with a nice smooth ass, and I have nice smooth balls, and it's drippin a plenty.  Life is pretty great right about then.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23572394 - 08/24/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bullshit that doesn't hurt. :lol:


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23572685 - 08/24/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd tell him to go suck a fuck. I am my beard.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23574104 - 08/24/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Bullshit that doesn't hurt. :lol:





The only part that hurt is the part right where my shaft and balls meet.

Plucking my nut doesn't hurt. I mean it doesn't feel good by any means, but on a pain scale of 1-10 it.s like a .5 to me.  I've experienced tremendous physical pain before, on many occasions,  so I guess to some it would be worse. I like having it all plucked in the winter, but not the summer.  In the summer I only pluck the balls, I leave all the ass and taint and inner thing and just trim the hedges, but in the winter I smooth it all out.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23574218 - 08/24/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Not really.

I pluck my inner thighs, my balls, my taint, and all my ass hair within the crack.  It's more like ripping I don't use tweezers.

Women seem to prefer smooth balls, at least the ones I have been with.

I trim the hedges though. I can't pluck that, or the hair at the base of the shaft.  Like where the ball and dick come together I do like two really hard rips to get the balls smooth, and then shave the shaft.

Like if I'm banging a lady with a nice smooth ass, and I have nice smooth balls, and it's drippin a plenty.  Life is pretty great right about then.



cbt. cock and ball torture, good luck, waxing might be nice.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23574258 - 08/24/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No way. Waxing would suck.  The skin is so sensitive I only pluck a little at a time.

To me it's not really torture.

I've shoved metal rods down my urethra, used extremely tight cock rings, auto erotic asphyxiation at the same time as the other two.  I almost lost my dick to a cock ring the first time I used it. I had no clue you were only supposed to wear one for 30 minutes. after 3 hours it was like Oh shit that hurts.....very dangerous.

Pulling the hair it is less painful than say a mild sunburn.  I can't really think of a comparison.

But having everything nice and smooth women seem to really enjoy blowjobs more, the feel of the balls against ass feels so great, and I get my asshole licked more often.

I haven't been very sexually active the last year. I haven't really been trying though.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23574271 - 08/24/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

$43+/hour


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23574306 - 08/24/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I ended up getting the raise and keeping the beard.


There's so many jobs that you can look like grizzly adams and get paid 20+ an hour, there's no sense bending over for a job that pays shit.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23574544 - 08/24/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I'd tell him to go suck a fuck. I am my beard.




Oh please tell me, MissAlice, how exactly does one suck a fuck?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23574908 - 08/25/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:frank:


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23574962 - 08/25/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I find my beard to be annoying, so i would gladly shave it off for my original pay wage.

Theres a guy at my work where he refused to shave his beard (we are required to shave our faces for full face masks)?

This dude paid over 2 grand for this special "beard-friendly" full face mask so he would not have to try it. Hes got a ZZ Top type of beard by the way.

I was shocked.

I wish i had no facial hair.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23574964 - 08/25/16 03:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly I'd just shave, although I do love my beard.

But for the fun of the game I'll say 4$ raise


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23574965 - 08/25/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My beard makes me look older, and in my opinion more professional as well as intimidating. Being the manager on duty, during the midnight shift at a hotel, can get dangerous every now and then.  Crazy motherfuckers constantly.  I don't know if it's because I feel more confident with one, but I can handle assholes way easier when I have my fur.

Also I can't really afford razors at the moment to continue to keep my face clean. 

There's no real reason for me to have my face clean. 

And the male manager above me with his chin strap approved my raise, despite me saying I wouldn't shave.

And my raise wasn't even a dollar. They don't give more than .50 for raises yearly here.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575073 - 08/25/16 05:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have a girly chin?


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    #23575080 - 08/25/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've been told my chin is very nice.



That pic is 2 years old.  Beard looks better now.


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    #23575129 - 08/25/16 06:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh please tell me, MissAlice, how exactly does one suck a fuck?




I'll tell you when you're older. :lol:


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    #23575154 - 08/25/16 06:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

For a moment there I thought that was a picture of the guy who played the preacher in Deadwood.



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    #23575177 - 08/25/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to get called barry gibb a lot.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575206 - 08/25/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My current boss has a beard, same with the last place I worked before that (completely different field). For my whole adult life I've just trimmed. I don't think I would be a good fit anyway at the kind of place that would arbitrarily get in my business in that way (i.e. where it's not a real requirement for performing the job, they just want to be dicks). Same with drug tests.

I get the sense that there may be more of a stigma around beards in (parts of?) the US. Here nobody seems to really care as long as it looks fairly neat (same as your hair or clothes etc.)


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575236 - 08/25/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've been told my chin is very nice.



That pic is 2 years old.  Beard looks better now.




That's you????

I gotta brush my teeth and put on some deo now.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23576298 - 08/25/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like you are a host of a TV show or something.


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    #23576555 - 08/25/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit, work. What's your pay wage for doing any? If I were male, I'd have a seriously kickass beard. No one could pay me enough to scrape my skin with razor blades, which explains why I have hair everywhere that I should (fuck society).


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    #23576562 - 08/25/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing like tediously parting a gnarly bush to get the hair away from a wet clit.


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    #23576767 - 08/25/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Nothing like tediously parting a gnarly bush to get the hair away from a wet clit.



Tediously? You have no imagination.


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    #23576786 - 08/25/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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$43+/hour





so your beard should ear as much as you do. does your beard have any special skills not listed on it's resume?


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    #23576796 - 08/25/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to get called barry gibb a lot.





they were calling you a fag in the most politically correct way they could


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576799 - 08/25/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't need imagination. First you have to consider hip width, which can seriously narrow your facial access. Then you have to gett your hands in there, it's honestly just so much easier to face-bomb ol' snappy than to have to do this octopus-style wrestling endeavour to spread the hair from where I'm trying to put my mouth. Ever eaten a pusssy, got all the hair out of the way, then realized you're licking clit and hair still? I really don't care much for the aesthetics of shaved or unshaved pussy, it's a sexually functional issue for many people, kind of like many guys who shave their beards off because they get itchy and raise the temperature on your face. People do things for lots of reasons.


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    #23576803 - 08/25/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Beards apparently act as security guards


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    #23576854 - 08/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to get called barry gibb a lot.





they were calling you a fag in the most politically correct way they could





No they called me a fag too.

Are you hitting on me :blush:


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