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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23574908 - 08/25/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:frank:


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23574962 - 08/25/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I find my beard to be annoying, so i would gladly shave it off for my original pay wage.

Theres a guy at my work where he refused to shave his beard (we are required to shave our faces for full face masks)?

This dude paid over 2 grand for this special "beard-friendly" full face mask so he would not have to try it. Hes got a ZZ Top type of beard by the way.

I was shocked.

I wish i had no facial hair.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23574964 - 08/25/16 03:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly I'd just shave, although I do love my beard.

But for the fun of the game I'll say 4$ raise


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23574965 - 08/25/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My beard makes me look older, and in my opinion more professional as well as intimidating. Being the manager on duty, during the midnight shift at a hotel, can get dangerous every now and then.  Crazy motherfuckers constantly.  I don't know if it's because I feel more confident with one, but I can handle assholes way easier when I have my fur.

Also I can't really afford razors at the moment to continue to keep my face clean. 

There's no real reason for me to have my face clean. 

And the male manager above me with his chin strap approved my raise, despite me saying I wouldn't shave.

And my raise wasn't even a dollar. They don't give more than .50 for raises yearly here.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575073 - 08/25/16 05:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have a girly chin?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23575080 - 08/25/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've been told my chin is very nice.



That pic is 2 years old.  Beard looks better now.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23575129 - 08/25/16 06:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh please tell me, MissAlice, how exactly does one suck a fuck?




I'll tell you when you're older. :lol:


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575154 - 08/25/16 06:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

For a moment there I thought that was a picture of the guy who played the preacher in Deadwood.



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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23575177 - 08/25/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to get called barry gibb a lot.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575206 - 08/25/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My current boss has a beard, same with the last place I worked before that (completely different field). For my whole adult life I've just trimmed. I don't think I would be a good fit anyway at the kind of place that would arbitrarily get in my business in that way (i.e. where it's not a real requirement for performing the job, they just want to be dicks). Same with drug tests.

I get the sense that there may be more of a stigma around beards in (parts of?) the US. Here nobody seems to really care as long as it looks fairly neat (same as your hair or clothes etc.)


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23575236 - 08/25/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've been told my chin is very nice.



That pic is 2 years old.  Beard looks better now.




That's you????

I gotta brush my teeth and put on some deo now.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23576298 - 08/25/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like you are a host of a TV show or something.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23576555 - 08/25/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit, work. What's your pay wage for doing any? If I were male, I'd have a seriously kickass beard. No one could pay me enough to scrape my skin with razor blades, which explains why I have hair everywhere that I should (fuck society).


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23576562 - 08/25/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing like tediously parting a gnarly bush to get the hair away from a wet clit.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23576767 - 08/25/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Nothing like tediously parting a gnarly bush to get the hair away from a wet clit.



Tediously? You have no imagination.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23576786 - 08/25/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
$43+/hour





so your beard should ear as much as you do. does your beard have any special skills not listed on it's resume?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23576796 - 08/25/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to get called barry gibb a lot.





they were calling you a fag in the most politically correct way they could


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23576799 - 08/25/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't need imagination. First you have to consider hip width, which can seriously narrow your facial access. Then you have to gett your hands in there, it's honestly just so much easier to face-bomb ol' snappy than to have to do this octopus-style wrestling endeavour to spread the hair from where I'm trying to put my mouth. Ever eaten a pusssy, got all the hair out of the way, then realized you're licking clit and hair still? I really don't care much for the aesthetics of shaved or unshaved pussy, it's a sexually functional issue for many people, kind of like many guys who shave their beards off because they get itchy and raise the temperature on your face. People do things for lots of reasons.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23576803 - 08/25/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Beards apparently act as security guards


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23576854 - 08/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
I used to get called barry gibb a lot.





they were calling you a fag in the most politically correct way they could





No they called me a fag too.

Are you hitting on me :blush:


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