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badchad
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
#23568196 - 08/23/16 05:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I love my stubble beard. For a permanent shave I think I'm somewhere around 300k+
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23568198 - 08/23/16 05:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Ulfrick said: 200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.
lol good luck with those standards bro
Good luck getting me to shave. I might have to revisit those numbers because I do look okay with a shaved head. So that number may come down a bit. But shaving the face is pretty much a deal breaker for me.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
#23568208 - 08/23/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Ulfrick said: 200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.
lol good luck with those standards bro
He thinks he's an actual viking and has to live the part.
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larry.fisherman
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I'll shave for an interview, after that they can go fuck themselves. My beard is glorious.
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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something super extreme said:
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Crystal G said:
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Ulfrick said: 200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.
lol good luck with those standards bro
He thinks he's an actual viking and has to live the part.
Surprisingly that's not the reason. I just have a total baby face and absolutely hate the way I look clean shaven.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] 2
#23568309 - 08/23/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought you were askin gay men how much they pay their fake girlfriends
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23568748 - 08/23/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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10$ lol. I dont know anyone where i just moved so i dont really care. I do look 3 years older with my beard. Im only 21 though. And i have really long hair, so if I have no facial hair it looks very weird. With a beard im a 8/10 and a 6 without. So yeah. I treasure my hair very much. Youd have to pay me 10k to cut it.
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Patlal
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: SpiritShroom]
#23568960 - 08/23/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just shave your fucking beard OP.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
#23569015 - 08/23/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Better question,
What's your wage for your ball fro?
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
#23571768 - 08/24/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I pluck my balls. They stay smooth as can be.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
#23571776 - 08/24/16 04:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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vandago said: I pluck my balls. They stay smooth as can be.
Doesn't that hurt??
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vandago



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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
#23571795 - 08/24/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not really.
I pluck my inner thighs, my balls, my taint, and all my ass hair within the crack. It's more like ripping I don't use tweezers.
Women seem to prefer smooth balls, at least the ones I have been with.
I trim the hedges though. I can't pluck that, or the hair at the base of the shaft. Like where the ball and dick come together I do like two really hard rips to get the balls smooth, and then shave the shaft.
Like if I'm banging a lady with a nice smooth ass, and I have nice smooth balls, and it's drippin a plenty. Life is pretty great right about then.
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Into The Woods
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
#23572394 - 08/24/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bullshit that doesn't hurt.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
#23572685 - 08/24/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd tell him to go suck a fuck. I am my beard.
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vandago



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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Into The Woods]
#23574104 - 08/24/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Into The Woods said: Bullshit that doesn't hurt. 
The only part that hurt is the part right where my shaft and balls meet.
Plucking my nut doesn't hurt. I mean it doesn't feel good by any means, but on a pain scale of 1-10 it.s like a .5 to me. I've experienced tremendous physical pain before, on many occasions, so I guess to some it would be worse. I like having it all plucked in the winter, but not the summer. In the summer I only pluck the balls, I leave all the ass and taint and inner thing and just trim the hedges, but in the winter I smooth it all out.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
#23574218 - 08/24/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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vandago said: Not really.
I pluck my inner thighs, my balls, my taint, and all my ass hair within the crack. It's more like ripping I don't use tweezers.
Women seem to prefer smooth balls, at least the ones I have been with.
I trim the hedges though. I can't pluck that, or the hair at the base of the shaft. Like where the ball and dick come together I do like two really hard rips to get the balls smooth, and then shave the shaft.
Like if I'm banging a lady with a nice smooth ass, and I have nice smooth balls, and it's drippin a plenty. Life is pretty great right about then.
cbt. cock and ball torture, good luck, waxing might be nice.
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No way. Waxing would suck. The skin is so sensitive I only pluck a little at a time.
To me it's not really torture.
I've shoved metal rods down my urethra, used extremely tight cock rings, auto erotic asphyxiation at the same time as the other two. I almost lost my dick to a cock ring the first time I used it. I had no clue you were only supposed to wear one for 30 minutes. after 3 hours it was like Oh shit that hurts.....very dangerous.
Pulling the hair it is less painful than say a mild sunburn. I can't really think of a comparison.
But having everything nice and smooth women seem to really enjoy blowjobs more, the feel of the balls against ass feels so great, and I get my asshole licked more often.
I haven't been very sexually active the last year. I haven't really been trying though.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] 1
#23574271 - 08/24/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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$43+/hour
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Shroomism]
#23574306 - 08/24/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I ended up getting the raise and keeping the beard.
There's so many jobs that you can look like grizzly adams and get paid 20+ an hour, there's no sense bending over for a job that pays shit.
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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23574544 - 08/24/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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MissAlice said: I'd tell him to go suck a fuck. I am my beard.
Oh please tell me, MissAlice, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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