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What's your pay wage for your beard?
    #23567901 - 08/23/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Your boss tells you to shave off your beard, you don't work around food, your beard is clean.  How much would your hourly rate have to be to oblige by this obvious dominance procedure?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567903 - 08/23/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

if you are abiding by the polices and procedures you signed on when you were hired tell him to eat a bag of dicks.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: rackem]
    #23567906 - 08/23/16 12:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's what I'm screaming.

I was hired in with hair past my shoulders, which I donated to charity, and I plan on repeating the process......and my beard.....well I'm just not shavin the fuckin thing for what they pay me.

Some jobs....I was making a good figure every year.....fuck it....kick me in the proverbial nuts...

I think I would have to be making at least 40k a year to even consider my beard going as a job requirement, unless it somehow interfered with my job.

Ironically enough my boss just survived cancer, and is the one that told me to get a hair cut and shave.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: rackem]
    #23567911 - 08/23/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i have seen bros with hair nets on the beards pumping that food out.

unless your facial hair looks like shit they should be letting it go. if it looks like shit then stop lying to yourself and cut it.

i could never do more then 2 months of grow, got way too much itch and maintenance not to mention when it is hot out and efficiently eating.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567914 - 08/23/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

pull out the policies and procedures if you still have them and show him in writing..

the only way you can fight these battles man.  no reason in pulling the passive aggressive card.

also, if its trimmed and not in any danger of any thing you work with, something should be in the guidelines somewhere.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23567915 - 08/23/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd shave for free. If my work wants it, why not? I give no fucks.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23567932 - 08/23/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shave your head and leave your beard.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: California]
    #23567937 - 08/23/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It would obviously depend on how in need you are of money. Unless the beard took years to grow, why not? You can grow out another one again easily.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23567955 - 08/23/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

At this point, it's a real kick me when I'm down thing more than anything. I work in hospitality.  I get more compliments with long hair and a beard than I do with a clean cut face.  Always have.

I keep it proper.  It's not wook style.  It's just one of those things they are trying to add on to my "shouldnt get a raise" list.

I'm not sure a 50 cent raise at max is worth me following personal hygiene tips from a 400 lb woman, when I bust my ass and then some for her.  I can find another job, that pays more that would give fuck all about a beard or hair, but I like my position and I'm kind of in between cars so this place is a for sure check.

They aren't going to fire me over this. I'm positive of that.

I'm just curious to hear what most men would do in this situation.  I already know where I stand.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23567965 - 08/23/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I will neither compromise my epic beard nor pimp it out.  I have self-respect and an awesome beard.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: California]
    #23567993 - 08/23/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If it bought me a house in a year, I'd shave the beard for a year.

I don't see any razor making that shit happen though.

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I will neither compromise my epic beard nor pimp it out.  I have self-respect and an awesome beard.





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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568030 - 08/23/16 02:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My last job at 65k didn't mind my beard, what they minded was that it wasn't consistant... I would be clean shaven one week and beard the next


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: liloldme]
    #23568078 - 08/23/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My male manager has a neck beard chin strap.  No one says a word to him.  I have a nicely trimmed full beard, not overtaking my face, but a beard, they tell me to shave constantly.

Not happenin.  They buy me a house, I'll shave my beard for em.  I don't think that offer will ever be on the table, and if it was I don't know if I'd sell out or not when the actual offer approached. It's like softcore suck my dick.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23568083 - 08/23/16 03:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's just facial hair, it'll grow back.  Now, if you looked like Gimli, son of Gloin, I'd say differently.  Something tells me you have a crude beard at beast and they're doing you a favor to have you shave it off, really.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: idiotek]
    #23568143 - 08/23/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If there was nothing in the initial policies when you signed on, then you have no obligation to shave your beard to the whims of higher management

If worse comes to worst, claim its part of your spiritual beliefs?


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568155 - 08/23/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
At this point, it's a real kick me when I'm down thing more than anything. I work in hospitality.  I get more compliments with long hair and a beard than I do with a clean cut face.  Always have.





Odd. Most guys look 10x better without a beard than with one. You must be one of the few guys out there that looks better with a beard.

It's the oddest thing too, almost all guys look better with a full head of hair than with a bald head. But OCCASIONALLY you'll find a guy who looks way better bald than with hair. It's the oddest thing. But I see it on rare occasions.


Here's a man who looks better bald




And one who looks better with a beard







Odd, but it happens.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: thebeardguy]
    #23568157 - 08/23/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's always a game with these cunts. My company just tried to push me to be on call 24/7/365. For no extra money. I said fine, give me £120,000 a year and I'll do it.

Aint heard a peep since that.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: vandago]
    #23568158 - 08/23/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

man I've never really been attached to mine and so I usually go clean shaven. If I did grow it out though, my current pay would be worth being emasculated and made a bitch to THE MAN.
I'd say less than 50,000 a year isn't worth it though, just point at your beard and be like THIS BEARD PROVIDES FOR ME NOW FUCK YOU


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23568186 - 08/23/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.


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Re: What's your pay wage for your beard? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23568194 - 08/23/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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200k a year, a house, a car, and pay for my insurance gets you a trim. Clean shaven completely will be an extra 100 per year. Getting rid of the hair is 200 as well.




lol good luck with those standards bro


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