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Jean-guy Masta
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have you ever steal ?
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didnt stole in a while since i got a job but i have stole things lots of time myself back then, never ever things from people i know tho
started when iw as 12, chocolate bars and candy, throught my hoodie front pocket ,never got caught, later on around 19 yrs old on it was mainly steaks cheese booz and spray paint.
once i got into a liquor store with 2 friends, grabbed 2 60 oz of jameson and ran off. one of my friend had 2 other 60 oz and the other dfriend had a 36 pack of beer.
ohh everybody got so drunk did a crawler punch with a bunch of friends in the woods and moved 2 days later to another city
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Reminds me of Oceanshore a little.
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I ran out of a Safeway with the manager on my back. Quite literally. She wanted to attack me and let's be reasonable she'snot going to hurt me and I wasn't gonna try to hurt her. But she grabbed my neck and I was like "sure, right" and walked out with her attached.
I didn't give back the benzedrex though. Those were mine at that point and I was keeping them *nods*
Another Safeway the security guard was gonna try to stop me but I charged toward him as if I'd run him over and he only got out of my way.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
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12 -> 18 = constantly 18 -> now = never
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23566657 - 08/22/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was 15 I tried to swindle a pack of cigs from the smoke shop
The lady caught me and told me to turn out my pockets, I did so and then bolted out the door before anything else could be said, unfortunately there happened to be a big dude coming in who tackled me to the ground and held me there until the cops arrived, at which point my mom was called and she came and picked me up
I was lucky cuz they pretty much just gave me a slap on the wrist and made me pay a fine but I've never felt good about stealing after that incident so I haven't done it since and I don't plan on it, I'll make my own honest biscuits and feel better about them
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@micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
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Oh you're one of "those" guys. Stealing cough syrup at the store.
I used to do that all the time until I grew up.
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Ive taken gum or candies 2 or 3 times from 711 or something. Never anything worth more than 1 dollar but i havent done that since i was like 14 or 15.
Another time when i was like 7 or something i took a 5 from my sisters room but i felt bad so i gave her 5$ the next time i could afford it.
So i really havent stole anything besides a few peices of candy.
Oh yeah i forgot, I had a friend who used to steal lighters and little things like that from the counter at a convinience store so i tried it once or twice because its kind of fun. You have to distract them by dropping something and picking it up or asking for a tobacco product so they turn around. Then when they ask you for id you just leave with the lighter. I dont think i was successful more than once but i have supported that convinience store plenty.
I never steal now and i roast my friends if they do because its so selfish. Someone looses their rightful possetion because you are so cool that you deserve it? Thats pathetic. Its like littering. You think other people should have to deal with your mess and tou justw all away from it? Grow up.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23566720 - 08/22/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once on a ton of benzos I paid dearly for it got a record
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23566737 - 08/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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@justfortoday I see you're one of those guys too 
@BANANAMAN it's not for being cool necessarily, sometime you're just broke and have to eat and drink, and supermarket is fuckin bullshit ,resseling shit that kids make in India for a penny plus they're dumping a ton of food and under pay their employees, I have zero remorse stealing from supermarket fuck em
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Taking all that DXM really fucked me up though in the long run. I have anxiety issues now.
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I did quite a bir of shoplifting/burglary in my day. Dont need to steal now. I remember being tackled outside of target by at least 4 security guys for running out with a pocket full of that 70s show dvds. I was a dumb fucker
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@justfortoday We in the same boat buddy Thats why I drink
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Jean-guy Masta said: @micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
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JustForToday said: until I grew up.
You grew up? Fuck me, from what??
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23566771 - 08/22/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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micro said: To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
How entirely unsurprising that you fail to display any moral fibre as an adult.
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I used to steal CDs from my local Strawberries music store at 12-13 or so. Never even came close to getting caught and I was an awful thief, which maybe speaks to their going out of business.
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One time me and some friends went on a spree at the mall. I stole a bunch of stuff including several rolls of bubble tape, six feet of bubblegum for you not them.
I chewed up two or three rolls at once and started pelting the side of the mall with huge gum wads. The security came out and chased us down, and since most of my friends pussed out I had to go back and clean it all off. They didn't get us for stealing tho even though we were loaded to the gills with useless shit including the gum, model rocket engines, and tons of cheap overpriced novelty swag from Spencer gifts like oversized condoms and fake teeth.
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Jokeshopbeard said: How entirely unsurprising that you fail to display any moral fibre as an adult.
You completely avoided the question. I appreciate you posting an unsolicited opinion of me but it's a bit presumptuous you'd assume I care what you think.
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You grew up? Fuck me, from what??
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@micro I like you man, the advantage of being completely psychotic ahaha and word about those big corporations, fuck em man
stealing a whole suit that is hilarious ahah
@moonrockmushy good story ahaha
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If you count piracy then all throughout high school I got a shit ton of psp isos, music, and movies.
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thelanzii

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i used to steal a lot of clothes
nothing like geeking out on adderall puttin on like 2 outfits underneath my main outfit
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: thelanzii]
#23566926 - 08/22/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i used to be a fucking thief in the night
such a bad seed
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#23566928 - 08/22/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: plasma]
#23566936 - 08/22/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have stolen a few hearts, and crushed them without thinking about what I was doing.
I stole shit when I was a kid and some as an adult. Haven't stolen anything in a while, don't plan on it. I have too much to lose now.
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And when it's time to pee and poop I make my neighbors special soup
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I got mad humour, I tell a joke I go peepee in your coke
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HA! The way I learned it in grade school was: me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke
Never knew why kids said this.
Probably some racist BS back in the 70's.
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Yeah. I'm not sure why the Chinese have food urination on lockdown.
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Stealing is bad and I don't condone it. Back when I was all strung out on daily amphetamines with benzos, and long binges, I did steal a lot of stuff from cvs and Barnes and nobles and a few smoke shops quite a few times and I am genuinely surprised and lucky I was never caught
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
#23567037 - 08/22/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I went grocery shopping yesterday and as I was getting out of my car I seen the grocery store manager punching the window of some girls car and the clerk was behind the car. Then the girl backed up and almost hit a mom and young daughter,and the clerk, and then at least 3 other cars before she got out of the parking lot. Then I noticed her cart. It was full of cases of redbull and some monster energy drinks because she probably had all the redbull that was on the shelf. There were a few things of slim jims and snacks too.
I don't understand why someone would try to steal that many nasty energy drinks. This grocery store has expensive bottles of liquor and wine right in the isles, steaks, and just a whole bunch of things that would be better to steal than redbull.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
#23567038 - 08/22/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.
Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.
95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
#23567039 - 08/22/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know, all this talk of shoplifting and I forgot about the time I got this really stupid idea to break into elementary/high schools and steal their drugs. I mean, they aren't ever alarmed but the first one I broke into I managed to sett off a silent alarm when I opened the door. I used to install alarm systems though (when I was like 13) and saw the magnetic switches, and bolted out before some unmarked car pulls up. I ran through the woods and there were these electric cow fenses that would keep snapping up and shock me, which was annoying. I ran back to campus though, to my friends room (I had to scale the wall) and then after that I did it like 6 or 7 more times before I got caught with B&E stuff when I lit a bonfire in a park.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23567078 - 08/22/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im not saying they do it to be cool. Im saying that they think that they deserve it but the rightful owner doesnt. So they think they are more important. In this case cool in a synonym for important.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (08/23/16 12:27 AM)
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I think I was about 17 or 18 and I had a friend that was a manager at one of the food concessions in the major league baseball stadium in my hometown, and he devised a master plan. An inside job, lol.
After hours one evening, he talked his way past security and snuck me and my other buddy into the stadium and down to the basement where the kegs of beer were stored. The three of us grabbed one and manhandled back it up the stairs, where we had to crawl under a window that looked out onto the landing of the stairwell from the security office, rolling the keg ahead of us while my one friend distracted the guards. Lol, thinking back, it was like a scene straight out of a stoner movie.
We got it out on the lawn, rolled it down a small hill to our getaway car, transported it back to the mastermind's house, and stashed it in his parent's carport. That weekend his parents went away, and he threw a house party with free beer where I touched a vagina for the first time
But stealing is bad, kids
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23567095 - 08/22/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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See, I've never felt entitled to anything like that. I just have made money in quite some time (hopefully about to change) and so I'll steal if I need something I can't get with EBT. I got some money after selling out and going back to the profession I hate just to get drunk and wreck two motel rooms.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: ak47myth]
#23567173 - 08/22/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ak47myth said: OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.
Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.
95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.
hell yeah man ,Racking cans, stealing markers and liquid paper. only the real street bombers know wassup. 
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When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags. I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379. When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there. I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up. One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.
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Lophosaurus said: I went grocery shopping yesterday and as I was getting out of my car I seen the grocery store manager punching the window of some girls car and the clerk was behind the car. Then the girl backed up and almost hit a mom and young daughter,and the clerk, and then at least 3 other cars before she got out of the parking lot. Then I noticed her cart. It was full of cases of redbull and some monster energy drinks because she probably had all the redbull that was on the shelf. There were a few things of slim jims and snacks too.
I don't understand why someone would try to steal that many nasty energy drinks. This grocery store has expensive bottles of liquor and wine right in the isles, steaks, and just a whole bunch of things that would be better to steal than redbull.
redbull is weirdly addictive, i used to steal a lot of that shit
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Lol. Opportunity was a' knockin'.
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thirtygoats said: When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags. I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379. When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there. I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up. One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.
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I just don't understand why she wouldn't just steal expensive liquor, or better yet go to a department store and steal a PS4 or whatever, then sell the goods and buy a 6 month supply of redbull. She must just be dumb or too jacked on redbull to think. There were 3 cop cars in the lot when I left and they got her plate number. She will probably get probation for stealing energy drinks and have a hard time finding a job in the future.
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Most.. well, pretty much all places only care about felony convictions. Besides, depending on where you live, do the cops have time to give a shit about that?
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
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Jean-guy Masta said: @micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
They wouldnt sell things at a 400% markup. There is a thing called 'price point'. Grocery stores have some of tyhe lowest profit margins,/I learned here on this site.
When you steal it raises rices for everyone. Id confront someone if I saw it. Those distribution hubs are what keep society going until we find an alternate way
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ak47myth said: OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.
Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.
95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.
hell yeah man ,Racking cans, stealing markers and liquid paper. only the real street bombers know wassup. 
Walmart Rustoleum and tremclad FTW ahah
If it aint rusto I dont fuck with it. Rusto, NY fats, and cap adaptors are all a man needs.
I used to walk out of stores with telescoping ladders too. Best item ever for a dedicated writer. Catchin floaters all day.
Also, Sharpie Meanstreaks are my shit too. Plus carbide fiber scribes for scratchin mirrors.
I got old pics where my trunk is filled with cans, minimum of 80 rustos.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: ak47myth]
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I've driven for thieves a few times. Used to drive these two hunnies around who were hella good at boosting from liquor stores at like 18. Childhood best buddy is klepto though. Would strike without warning sometimes sprinting back to the car with arm fulls of food, smokes or booze when asking to be taken to a store. Seems to only really steal from corporations or stores, not individuals. We were very into stealing food for a while.. I'm retired and haven't stolen anything in years, other than crack, some drunk dude I kinda know gave me a big rock randomly recently and said go sell it/come back... It was good. Will shoot him 20 bucks when I see him.
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Jean-guy Masta said: @micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
They wouldnt sell things at a 400% markup. There is a thing called 'price point'. Grocery stores have some of tyhe lowest profit margins,/I learned here on this site.
When you steal it raises rices for everyone. Id confront someone if I saw it. Those distribution hubs are what keep society going until we find an alternate way
Whatever. I didn't bother to look it up and you get the point.
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thirtygoats said: When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags.
I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379.
When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there.
I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up.
One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.
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See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
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Also, to add. I want amphetamines.
I will probably steal Benzedrex from one of the local pharmacies.
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23568928 - 08/23/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that benzedrex shit still works?
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The "text block fail" was intentional. Sorry if I inconvenienced anyone.
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stealing is scummy
if you steal from private citizens / friends / family you're shit
if you steal from corporations the people you are really hurting are the people who are underpaid to work there who get fired and lose their job for letting your dumb ass walk out with cough syrup
basically fuck y'all
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srsly we are doing them a favor if they lose their job ,Srsly fuck those places ,they do actually lose lots of money because of simple theft
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
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micro said: See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
Target isnt a real store anyway no groceries
I dont even know why we used to shop there I havent been into one in over five years
please put Targer out of buisiness. They make no sense
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micro said: See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
Target isnt a real store anyway no groceries
I dont even know why we used to shop there I havent been into one in over five years
please put Targer out of buisiness. They make no sense
Not always good. I made the Target in Downtown Seattle take all the Benzedrex off the shelves because I stole like 6 or 7 packages if the stuff per day. Joke was on me. I couldn't get it anymore :c
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doing them a favor by putting them out of work..? what the fuck...
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thirtygoats said: The "text block fail" was intentional. Sorry if I inconvenienced anyone.
No inconvenience to me, but I "fix" it for the people that cry about it (when I feel like it).
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thirtygoats said: The "text block fail" was intentional. Sorry if I inconvenienced anyone.
No inconvenience to me, but I "fix" it for the people that cry about it (when I feel like it). 
I appreciate you fixing it rex. I read a lot in my days, and it really strains my eyes to read walls of text like that and so choose not to read them for the good of my eyes/brain. I know I'm not the only person who suffers this.
goats - why would you do that intentionally, I'm curious?
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Bigfeely123 said: doing them a favor by putting them out of work..? what the fuck...
Relived them from the shitiest job ever, maybe even save their life, maybe they will realise how pathetic their self and job was and change for the better. Like going back to school or better start travelling and live life or follow their dream. Instead of being stuck in a suicidal dead end job paid just enough to buy the basics and be miserable as shit ,where a boss dgaf about you and will fire you because some dude stole a fuckin steak.
I actually quit my dead end job 5 yrs ago to travel and that with about a 100$ ,it changed my life for the better. It's actually my main life achievement ,Met awesome people and find a job I love and found love basicly.back then Being fired would of been a favor. If I didn't went away back then I would of proly be in the same old sofa smoking weed alone like a fuckin failure and waiting for the weekend to get so drunk so I don't kill myself
So like yea it would maybe save their life, we all have the power to change our life, some people just need a little push
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