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micro
bunbun has a gungun



Registered: 05/09/03
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Loc: Brick City
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Lol. Opportunity was a' knockin'.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
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Loc: Deep in the system
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thirtygoats said: When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags. I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379. When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there. I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up. One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.
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Love_spirit
Circle Of Power


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I took the wax fruit at the church on tossed it around like a baseball.
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


Registered: 08/09/07
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Loc: CA
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I just don't understand why she wouldn't just steal expensive liquor, or better yet go to a department store and steal a PS4 or whatever, then sell the goods and buy a 6 month supply of redbull. She must just be dumb or too jacked on redbull to think. There were 3 cop cars in the lot when I left and they got her plate number. She will probably get probation for stealing energy drinks and have a hard time finding a job in the future.
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micro
bunbun has a gungun



Registered: 05/09/03
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Lophosaurus said: I just don't understand why she wouldn't just steal expensive liquor, or better yet go to a department store and steal a PS4 or whatever, then sell the goods and buy a 6 month supply of redbull. She must just be dumb or too jacked on redbull to think. There were 3 cop cars in the lot when I left and they got her plate number. She will probably get probation for stealing energy drinks and have a hard time finding a job in the future.
Most.. well, pretty much all places only care about felony convictions. Besides, depending on where you live, do the cops have time to give a shit about that?
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specialpeopleclub



Registered: 04/10/14
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23567588 - 08/22/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: @micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
They wouldnt sell things at a 400% markup. There is a thing called 'price point'. Grocery stores have some of tyhe lowest profit margins,/I learned here on this site.
When you steal it raises rices for everyone. Id confront someone if I saw it. Those distribution hubs are what keep society going until we find an alternate way
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ak47myth
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ak47myth said: OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.
Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.
95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.
hell yeah man ,Racking cans, stealing markers and liquid paper. only the real street bombers know wassup. 
Walmart Rustoleum and tremclad FTW ahah
If it aint rusto I dont fuck with it. Rusto, NY fats, and cap adaptors are all a man needs.
I used to walk out of stores with telescoping ladders too. Best item ever for a dedicated writer. Catchin floaters all day.
Also, Sharpie Meanstreaks are my shit too. Plus carbide fiber scribes for scratchin mirrors.
I got old pics where my trunk is filled with cans, minimum of 80 rustos.
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Saunterer
Caged Elf


Registered: 06/29/16
Posts: 215
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 10 months
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: ak47myth]
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I've driven for thieves a few times. Used to drive these two hunnies around who were hella good at boosting from liquor stores at like 18. Childhood best buddy is klepto though. Would strike without warning sometimes sprinting back to the car with arm fulls of food, smokes or booze when asking to be taken to a store. Seems to only really steal from corporations or stores, not individuals. We were very into stealing food for a while.. I'm retired and haven't stolen anything in years, other than crack, some drunk dude I kinda know gave me a big rock randomly recently and said go sell it/come back... It was good. Will shoot him 20 bucks when I see him.
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micro
bunbun has a gungun



Registered: 05/09/03
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Loc: Brick City
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Jean-guy Masta said: @micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll
stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol
@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah
You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.
I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.
They wouldnt sell things at a 400% markup. There is a thing called 'price point'. Grocery stores have some of tyhe lowest profit margins,/I learned here on this site.
When you steal it raises rices for everyone. Id confront someone if I saw it. Those distribution hubs are what keep society going until we find an alternate way
Whatever. I didn't bother to look it up and you get the point.
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tyrannicalrex
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Registered: 04/24/03
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thirtygoats said: When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags.
I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379.
When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there.
I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up.
One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.
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micro
bunbun has a gungun



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See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
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micro
bunbun has a gungun



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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23568913 - 08/23/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Also, to add. I want amphetamines.
I will probably steal Benzedrex from one of the local pharmacies.
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



Registered: 04/24/03
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Loc: subtropics
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23568928 - 08/23/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that benzedrex shit still works?
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thirtygoats

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The "text block fail" was intentional. Sorry if I inconvenienced anyone.
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Vriska Serket
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stealing is scummy
if you steal from private citizens / friends / family you're shit
if you steal from corporations the people you are really hurting are the people who are underpaid to work there who get fired and lose their job for letting your dumb ass walk out with cough syrup
basically fuck y'all
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Jean-guy Masta
Railyard Ghost


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srsly we are doing them a favor if they lose their job ,Srsly fuck those places ,they do actually lose lots of money because of simple theft
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specialpeopleclub



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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
#23569309 - 08/23/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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micro said: See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
Target isnt a real store anyway no groceries
I dont even know why we used to shop there I havent been into one in over five years
please put Targer out of buisiness. They make no sense
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micro
bunbun has a gungun



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micro said: See I'd never steal from someone so desperate.
Chains like Target and I don't care.
Target isnt a real store anyway no groceries
I dont even know why we used to shop there I havent been into one in over five years
please put Targer out of buisiness. They make no sense
Not always good. I made the Target in Downtown Seattle take all the Benzedrex off the shelves because I stole like 6 or 7 packages if the stuff per day. Joke was on me. I couldn't get it anymore :c
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Bigfeely123
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doing them a favor by putting them out of work..? what the fuck...
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



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thirtygoats said: The "text block fail" was intentional. Sorry if I inconvenienced anyone.
No inconvenience to me, but I "fix" it for the people that cry about it (when I feel like it).
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