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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566868 - 08/22/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you count piracy then all throughout high school I got a shit ton of psp isos, music, and movies.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23566914 - 08/22/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i used to steal a lot of clothes

nothing like geeking out on adderall puttin on like 2 outfits underneath my main outfit


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23566926 - 08/22/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i used to be a fucking thief in the night

such a bad seed


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: plasma] * 2
    #23566928 - 08/22/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When it's time to eat a meal
I rob and steal


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: plasma]
    #23566936 - 08/22/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have stolen a few hearts, and crushed them without thinking about what I was doing.:sad:

I stole shit when I was a kid and some as an adult. Haven't stolen anything in a while, don't plan on it. I have too much to lose now.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 2
    #23566940 - 08/22/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And when it's time to pee and poop
I make my neighbors special soup


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23566963 - 08/22/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
And when it's time to pee and poop
I make my neighbors special soup



:rockon:


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23566972 - 08/22/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I got mad humour, I tell a joke
I go peepee in your coke


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23566977 - 08/22/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

HA! The way I learned it in grade school was:
me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee
in your coke

Never knew why kids said this.:confused:
:shrug:Probably some racist BS back in the 70's.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23566980 - 08/22/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah. I'm not sure why the Chinese have food urination on lockdown.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566983 - 08/22/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Stealing is bad and I don't condone it. Back when I was all strung out on daily amphetamines with benzos, and long binges, I did steal a lot of stuff from cvs and Barnes and nobles and a few smoke shops quite a few times and I am genuinely surprised and lucky I was never caught

I don't do that shit anymore at all ever


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
    #23567037 - 08/22/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I went grocery shopping yesterday and as I was getting out of my car I seen the grocery store manager punching the window of some girls car and the clerk was behind the car. Then the girl backed up and almost hit a mom and young daughter,and the clerk, and then at least 3 other cars before she got out of the parking lot. Then I noticed her cart. It was full of cases of redbull and some monster energy drinks because she probably had all the redbull that was on the shelf. There were a few things of slim jims and snacks too.

I don't understand why someone would try to steal that many nasty energy drinks. This grocery store has expensive bottles of liquor and wine right in the isles, steaks, and just a whole bunch of things that would be better to steal than redbull.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
    #23567038 - 08/22/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.

Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.

95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: 28064212]
    #23567039 - 08/22/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, all this talk of shoplifting and I forgot about the time I got this really stupid idea to break into elementary/high schools and steal their drugs. I mean, they aren't ever alarmed but the first one I broke into I managed to sett off a silent alarm when I opened the door. I used to install alarm systems though (when I was like 13) and saw the magnetic switches, and bolted out before some unmarked car pulls up. I ran through the woods and there were these electric cow fenses that would keep snapping up and shock me, which was annoying. I ran back to campus though, to my friends room (I had to scale the wall) and then after that I did it like 6 or 7 more times before I got caught with B&E stuff when I lit a bonfire in a park.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
    #23567078 - 08/22/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Im not saying they do it to be cool. Im saying that they think that they deserve it but the rightful owner doesnt. So they think they are more important. In this case cool in a synonym for important.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23567091 - 08/22/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think I was about 17 or 18 and I had a friend that was a manager at one of the food concessions in the major league baseball stadium in my hometown, and he devised a master plan. An inside job, lol.

After hours one evening, he talked his way past security and snuck me and my other buddy into the stadium and down to the basement where the kegs of beer were stored. The three of us grabbed one and manhandled back it up the stairs, where we had to crawl under a window that looked out onto the landing of the stairwell from the security office, rolling the keg ahead of us while my one friend distracted the guards. Lol, thinking back, it was like a scene straight out of a stoner movie.

We got it out on the lawn, rolled it down a small hill to our getaway car, transported it back to the mastermind's house, and stashed it in his parent's carport. That weekend his parents went away, and he threw a house party with free beer where I touched a vagina for the first time:thumbup:


But stealing is bad, kids


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23567095 - 08/22/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

See, I've never felt entitled to anything like that. I just have made money in quite some time (hopefully about to change) and so I'll steal if I need something I can't get with EBT. I got some money after selling out and going back to the profession I hate just to get drunk and wreck two motel rooms.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: ak47myth]
    #23567173 - 08/22/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ak47myth said:
OP i smiled when you said you stole spray paint. Hopefully for graffiti and not to sniff.

Ive been stealing for years. As of now I have slowed down on it a lot, but i cant say i dont steal time to time.

95% of what ive ever stolen was for graffiti.




hell yeah man ,Racking cans, stealing markers and liquid paper. only the real street bombers know wassup. :highfive:

Walmart Rustoleum and tremclad FTW ahah


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23567174 - 08/22/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I was 13, I stole a huge keyring with like 200 keys on it out of the back of a maintenance truck on some property and I used them to get into doors. My 18 year old friend and I came back in the middle of the night and used them to get in and we stole 2 laptops, got caught though. I used to steal 50-100 packs of gum a week from walmart in 9th grade and sell them all at school for a dollar. I used to walk into a busy Winn-Dixie with a grocery bag in my pocket, walk around to all the aisles, take the bags out of my pocket and put things in the bags. I did that about ~30 times and when they confronted me about it, I gave them the bag and began walking out whether they wanted me to or not and they didn't stop me so I got on my bike and got away as fast as possible. I stole food that way from walmart when I was 18 because I had nothing to eat. Got caught doing that too. I used to steal too much when I was on crack years ago. When I was helping my stepgranddad clean up an old lady's house years ago and I had a feeling she would have a bunch of silver somewhere so eventually, I came upon (she literally told me and my stepgranddad that we could have anything we wanted in the attic) about 30 sterling silver spoons, forks and knives and took them to a pawn shop and got $379. When I was homeless, sometimes this black guy named "Dread" that everybody knew would ride up and ask me if I wanted to make 20$ doing a return at Walmart so I went to walmart with him and he had bags of baby's clothes with the tags still on them and dropped me off at the front and I walked in and went to Customer Service and returned them and I told them I had no receipt and they put money on a walmart card with usually ~130$ on it and I gave it to him and he gave me $20. When I was like 12 or 13, I lived at an apartment complex and I figured out how to get into their main office and everything. There was a closet packed full of packages, brown boxes like from FedEX or UPS, not even opened. Most likely waiting to be picked up by people who lived there. I only got 2 of them. They turned out to be clothes. Looking back on it now, I kind of wished I would have looked in all of the packages. The vending machine was open once and I got like 15 cans of coke and put them in a bag and took them home. Once at school, the drink machine was open so I just grabbed a couple Fruitopia's and closed it (it was an electric one that locks automatically) I was never lucky enough to find an unlocked snack machine though. I probably would've gotten one of those extra large trash bags and filled it up. One time when I was homeless, I came upon another guy that was homeless and sleeping on the ground by the side of a building and took his wallet out of his pocket and took 9 dollars out of it and put the wallet on the ground next to him and walked away. I saw my dealer drop a 5$ bag of weed and I kept it. I haven't stolen anything since I moved out of the usa on January 8th, 2016.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23567212 - 08/22/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
I went grocery shopping yesterday and as I was getting out of my car I seen the grocery store manager punching the window of some girls car and the clerk was behind the car. Then the girl backed up and almost hit a mom and young daughter,and the clerk, and then at least 3 other cars before she got out of the parking lot. Then I noticed her cart. It was full of cases of redbull and some monster energy drinks because she probably had all the redbull that was on the shelf. There were a few things of slim jims and snacks too.

I don't understand why someone would try to steal that many nasty energy drinks. This grocery store has expensive bottles of liquor and wine right in the isles, steaks, and just a whole bunch of things that would be better to steal than redbull.



redbull is weirdly addictive, i used to steal a lot of that shit


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