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InvisibleJean-guy Masta
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have you ever steal ?
    #23566610 - 08/22/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

didnt stole in a while since i got a job but i have stole things lots of time myself back then, never ever things from people i know tho

started when iw as 12, chocolate bars and candy, throught my hoodie front pocket ,never got caught, later on around 19 yrs old on it was mainly steaks cheese booz and spray paint.

once i got into a liquor store with 2 friends, grabbed 2 60 oz of jameson and ran off. one of my friend had 2 other 60 oz and the other dfriend had a 36 pack of beer.

ohh everybody got so drunk :drunk: did a crawler punch with a bunch of friends  in the woods and moved 2 days later to another city

what about you guys, anybody got good stories?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566617 - 08/22/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Reminds me of Oceanshore a little.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566639 - 08/22/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I ran out of a Safeway with the manager on my back. Quite literally. She wanted to attack me and let's be reasonable she'snot going to hurt me and I wasn't gonna try to hurt her. But she grabbed my neck and I was like "sure, right" and walked out with her attached.

I didn't give back the benzedrex though. Those were mine at that point and I was keeping them *nods*

Another Safeway the security guard was gonna try to stop me but I charged toward him as if I'd run him over and he only got out of my way.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
    #23566645 - 08/22/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

12 -> 18 = constantly
18 -> now = never


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
    #23566657 - 08/22/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I was 15 I tried to swindle a pack of cigs from the smoke shop

The lady caught me and told me to turn out my pockets, I did so and then bolted out the door before anything else could be said, unfortunately there happened to be a big dude coming in who tackled me to the ground and held me there until the cops arrived, at which point my mom was called and she came and picked me up

I was lucky cuz they pretty much just gave me a slap on the wrist and made me pay a fine but I've never felt good about stealing after that incident so I haven't done it since and I don't plan on it, I'll make my own honest biscuits and feel better about them


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23566677 - 08/22/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

@micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll

stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol

@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566697 - 08/22/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh you're one of "those" guys. Stealing cough syrup at the store.

I used to do that all the time until I grew up.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566708 - 08/22/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ive taken gum or candies 2 or 3 times from 711 or something. Never anything worth more than 1 dollar but i havent done that since i was like 14 or 15.

Another time when i was like 7 or something i took a 5 from my sisters room but i felt bad so i gave her 5$ the next time i could afford it.

So i really havent stole anything besides a few peices of candy.

Oh yeah i forgot, I had a friend who used to steal lighters and little things like that from the counter at a convinience store so i tried it once or twice because its kind of fun. You have to distract them by dropping something and picking it up or asking for a tobacco product so they turn around. Then when they ask you for id you just leave with the lighter. I dont think i was successful more than once but i have supported that convinience store plenty.

I never steal now and i roast my friends if they do because its so selfish. Someone looses their rightful possetion because you are so cool that you deserve it? Thats pathetic. Its like littering. You think other people should have to deal with your mess and tou justw all away from it? Grow up.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23566720 - 08/22/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Once on a ton of benzos
I paid dearly for it got a record


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23566737 - 08/22/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

@justfortoday I see you're one of those guys too :highfive:

@BANANAMAN it's not for being cool necessarily, sometime you're just broke and have to eat and drink, and supermarket is fuckin bullshit ,resseling shit that kids make in India for a penny plus they're dumping a ton of food and under pay their employees, I have zero remorse stealing from supermarket fuck em


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566740 - 08/22/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Taking all that DXM really fucked me up though in the long run. I have anxiety issues now.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566752 - 08/22/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I did quite a bir of shoplifting/burglary in my day. Dont need to steal now. I remember being tackled outside of target by at least 4 security guys for running out with a pocket full of that 70s show dvds. I was a dumb fucker


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566763 - 08/22/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

@justfortoday We in the same boat buddy :highfive: Thats why I drink

@brandonshmadon :ahahaha: that 70s show DVDs lol


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23566764 - 08/22/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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@micro ahah im too small to intimidate most security guards, but good job loll

stole some DXM a couple times when i was around 16 lol

@ohmrjonhson must sucks to get caught, i had friends who was working in team to steal cigs. 3 girls. 2 girls who ask to the cashier to help them choosing wine, while the cashier was occupied with the chicks the third girl would jump behind the counter and steal cartoons. what a crazy bitch ahah




You know... As a cartoon junkie I have a lot of respect for that. Hah. Oh, also I'm like 5'7 lol but I have the advantage of being completely psychotic and trust me, the security guards don't get paid enough to deal with me.

To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.

I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23566767 - 08/22/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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until I grew up.



You grew up? Fuck me, from what??


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: micro]
    #23566771 - 08/22/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

micro said:
To whomever said you are depriving ones of their personal property. Do you honestly care that much about some corporation that charges at a 400% markup? I honestly don't, but when I can afford things I don't steal. When I can't, well I steal almost everything. When I got to Seattle I needed interview clothes so I stole entire outfits from the local Target.

I'll consider that my "special discount" after being such a good customer all these years.



How entirely unsurprising that you fail to display any moral fibre as an adult.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: brandonshmandon]
    #23566780 - 08/22/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to steal CDs from my local Strawberries music store at 12-13 or so.  Never even came close to getting caught and I was an awful thief, which maybe speaks to their going out of business.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23566809 - 08/22/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

One time me and some friends went on a spree at the mall.  I stole a bunch of stuff including several rolls of bubble tape, six feet of bubblegum for you not them. 

I chewed up two or three rolls at once and started pelting the side of the mall with huge gum wads.  The security came out and chased us down, and since most of my friends pussed out I had to go back and clean it all off.  They didn't get us for stealing tho even though we were loaded to the gills with useless shit including the gum, model rocket engines, and tons of cheap overpriced novelty swag from Spencer gifts like oversized condoms and fake teeth.


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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23566813 - 08/22/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How entirely unsurprising that you fail to display any moral fibre as an adult.




You completely avoided the question. I appreciate you posting an unsolicited opinion of me but it's a bit presumptuous you'd assume I care what you think.

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
until I grew up.



You grew up? Fuck me, from what??






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Re: have you ever steal ? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23566846 - 08/22/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

@micro I like you man, the advantage of being completely psychotic ahaha and word about those big corporations, fuck em man

stealing a whole suit that is hilarious ahah

@moonrockmushy :lolsy:good story ahaha

@beard you're so intelligent and mature brah wish I was like you


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