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bloodsheen
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When you're friends with someone worthless at their job
#23564365 - 08/21/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My one boss is super my type of dude. Hes weird like me, saying shit totally off the wall and giving no fucks how people take it. I asked him for help the other day and he was like "Help? Fuckin faggot." Totally my sense of humor.
But jesus fuck hes the most worthless employee ever. Hes either got a bad mix of drugs from a doctor or from a street-corner that makes him super tired all the time. If I were placing bets Id say hes been using heroin or 5x more pills than hes supposed to. I wouldn't give two fucks but it makes all of our jobs harder. I basically have to be my own manager when hes around because hes too out of it to keep track of more than a couple things at once.
I want to be cool about it because hes cool about it but fuck, hes probably making almost twice what I am and hes not even awake at work. I brought it up just in conversation and another boss was like "Damn man, I'd better talk to our GM about that, shits fucked." I feel sorta guilty but you should keep your shit together at work, right? Or am I accidentally an asshole rat?
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#23564370 - 08/21/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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cool i agree
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen]
#23564393 - 08/21/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What I do is gradually start talking shit to them about it
One chick I started jokingly calling "Lazy Anne" (her name is Anne), the tone became less and less light, and I would always make sure she knew that I wasn't actually joking...
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen]
#23564395 - 08/21/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hold that motherfucker accountable. He is not Making America Great Again.
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen]
#23564425 - 08/21/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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dry snitch.
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bloodsheen
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: PartoftheSource]
#23564467 - 08/21/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
PartoftheSource said: dry snitch.
Dry rat actually has a pretty good ring to it. Its like a rat who isn't totally disguisting or something. Never heard this term before, I like it
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen]
#23564476 - 08/21/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A most glorious firing. Drug addict tries to work high on pills first day
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: Great Scott]
#23564515 - 08/21/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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This dude's anger is fucking unfair, hes got a boner for this shit and he acts like drugs are the worst thing in the world. I've met plenty of employees who are worthless that didn't have drugs as a factor. As the video goes on you see hes a fucking racist, his race of hatred is drug-addicts. Literally spends most of the video talking about how hes a fucking badass who doesn't need painkillers and his brother is a piece of shit who got addicted to pills.
Then at the end he tries to pretend hes such a hardass, if that dude actually killed himself he would have pretended he was glad, but deep down he would see himself putting a gun in his brother's mouth over and over and over and over again. Did you ever think your problem was being totally emotionally unavailable and weak? You aren't mad that your wife was right, you're mad because you tried to hire "your brother" and when you realized it wouldn't fix him you bailed.
I'm not defending the guy who got fired, I'm pissed at his boss. Pretentious prick. Good for you, you endure agony every day for no reason other than your own pride. Whooptie fucking doo
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: bloodsheen]
#23564522 - 08/21/16 11:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah he's kind of an asshole, but it's his business. I wouldn't want to work for him even if I was the spitting image of the kind of solid, sober worker he desires.
Here's another one. This guy handles it slightly better and is pretty justified.
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Re: When you're friends with someone worthless at their job [Re: Great Scott]
#23564540 - 08/21/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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In my honest opinion a recovered doper is way stronger than someone who's never fell into it.
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