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Kenetic
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Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid?
#23563877 - 08/21/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I grew up in the middle of nowhere and we had to make up stuff to do for fun.
Here's an example:
A few friends and I filled up an old purse with horse shit and threw it in the middle of the road. People would drive by everynow and then and pick the purse up and get in their car with it. they'd drive for a few feet then slam the breaks and toss the purse back out.
One guy picked up the purse and got back in his truck and just sat there. After like two minutes we heard him yell "FUCK" and he slammed the purse on the ground and did a burnout on it before peeling away mad as hell.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Kenetic]
#23564031 - 08/21/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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built a trebuchet out of trees and used it to launch rocks at my friends old car. it was so busted up he was getting rid of it anyways, eventually ended up sending it over a cliff.
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Me and three friends found a dead body that my friend overheard his brother talking about.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: koods] 3
#23564102 - 08/21/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Me and three friends found a dead body that my friend overheard his brother talking about.
lmao
one time on halloween my parents went to a party and left me with my sister, so i killed her with a kitchen knife and then went into a catatonic state then like fifteen years later i broke out of the asylum and hunted down my last remaining family members before being shot by a fat old man and then blown up and now i furiously shitpost
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Oh you guys.
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Burke Dennings
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One Christmas, my family went on vacation, but through a set of bizarre circumstances, I got left in our house by myself. It was great at first; I lived on pizza and ice cream, raided my brother's nudie mag stash, rode the sled down the stairs, and tried my father's aftershave. But then, on Xmas eve, there was a forced entry by two burglars who became enraged when they stepped into traps I devised. They would've killed me if it wasn't for that deus ex machina of a neighborhood weirdo. It was all very stupid and funny.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23564165 - 08/21/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas...
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: California]
#23564190 - 08/21/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23564192 - 08/21/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23564198 - 08/21/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I asked for a car, I got a computer.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: California]
#23564215 - 08/21/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to hang with a bunch of kids when i was younger from our neighborhood. we used to go on all sorts of adventures. one time, we found this treasure map with an 'x' on it, and since our houses were all getting forclosed, we thought if we could find the treasure we'd be able to help our parents keep the houses. we wound up on this wild adventure and even found a pirate ship and this really cool mentally handicapped fellow... he thought he was peter pan, and helped us fight off some bad guys.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: 404]
#23564220 - 08/21/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That happened just a bit up the coast from me. I remember that.
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liloldme
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: California]
#23564231 - 08/21/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I microwaved a stick of gum and tried to pick it up :O
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: 404]
#23564232 - 08/21/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Put a baby doll in a little chair at the bottom of a really steep hill,when I was growing up there was hardly any street lights,cars would speed down the road and slam on their brakes
One time I was working on my redline and had it resting on the floor ,top of seat top of handlebars,cranked down really hard and got back wheel spinning super fast and put my finger into the spokes....
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Kenetic] 2
#23564242 - 08/21/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had a really great childhood when I was growing up, and lived in a pretty nice area originally, but over time it got really shitty.
One time, I got into a fight with some guys that I really shouldn't have fucked with. It was no big deal, but my mom got scared, and said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: nooneman] 1
#23564263 - 08/21/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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One time me and a group of friends went exploring the sewer systems at the edge of town and we encountered an evil clown.
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Re: Stupid/Funny things you did as a kid? [Re: Kenetic] 3
#23564561 - 08/21/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once me and some friends spent the entire summer building contraptions and coming up with schemes to retrieve a ball that had landed in a mean old man's backyard. It was being guarded by the biggest, baddest junkyard dog you ever seen. Rumor had it the dog used to eat robbers and little kids and shit like that, bone and all. So my buddy's uncle, who used to be Police Chief, had ordered the owner to chain up the dog FOREVER.
We ended up getting the damn ball back but it's not what you think.
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