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I_was_the_walrus
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We need to talk about squat toilets
#23562062 - 08/21/16 03:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you take your pants and shoes all the way off? You gotta take your shoes off to get the pants off, right? What about diarrhea? Do you just shit all over your feet? And what about women? They dont have a very defined stream of pee. Seems messy.
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I've never had the pleasure to figure one out myself.
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: PatrickKn]
#23562071 - 08/21/16 03:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's the toilet from Enter The Void
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abltsandwich
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I don't think that the ADA would approve of those.
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my roommate just got back from china... he said most of the time when you have a bad case, you just let it rip, and then let the shower clean it all up
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: rackem]
#23562090 - 08/21/16 04:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So do all public bathrooms have a shower? Why dont you just shit in the shower then? Lets streamline this process.
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Wouldn't it be cool to shit in a vacuum tube? Just slide it right up to your butthole until you hear the "thunk" then it sucks it all away for you, and then imagine if we shot it into outer space.
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Does this mean that waffle stomping is common practice in asiatic countries
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: 404]
#23562096 - 08/21/16 04:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's waffle stomping?
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rackem



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from what i hear in china you really dont want to use a public restroom for a couple of reasons... one off, they dont stock shitter paper like they do in the us and b, it is pretty messy...
i dont think all the shitters have showers, but i do know that most of the shitters in the homes are like a one stop shop, basically meaning the drain for the shitter is the drain for the shower from what i understand...
not something i would want to deal with if i had a bad case of the shits though
thats why the term 'western toilets' goes a LONG way when traveling abroad.
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: abltsandwich]
#23562143 - 08/21/16 05:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: Wouldn't it be cool to shit in a vacuum tube? Just slide it right up to your butthole until you hear the "thunk" then it sucks it all away for you, and then imagine if we shot it into outer space.
Till it malfunctions and your whole body is flipped inside out through your asshole.
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Into The Woods
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Yet another shitty thread
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Into The Woods
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All the public toilets in China are squat toilets.
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I usually do this on real toilets. It's easier and faster and puts less stress on your colon I believe. I take a shit in like 30 seconds and am done after. People would usually think I just took a piss.
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: JustForToday]
#23563491 - 08/21/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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you squat... on normal toilets? what the fuck is wrong with you
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: 404]
#23563493 - 08/21/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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this one time when i worked at a chinese restaurant, this chinese exchange student came in and used our bathroom. one of the cooks went in after and came right back out, pointing out the shoe marks on the seat. kid got up on the toilet and used it like the ones he used back home.
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I squat on normal toilets, there's no need to take your shoes or pants off, have never shat on either.
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Re: We need to talk about squat toilets [Re: rackem]
#23563727 - 08/21/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: my roommate just got back from china... he said most of the time when you have a bad case, you just let it rip, and then let the shower clean it all up
That's so disgusting to me
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I've heard squat toilets don't actually work that well compared to regular toilets which is why a lot of modern houses in asia (Japan and China specifically) don't use them.
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i just shit on the bed and flip it over after a few deuces pee goes out the window
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