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please save me from getting zika
    #23561876 - 08/21/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i want out of here. give me a job and i'll figure out the rest, i need something working with plants, preferably cannabis in a place like colorado. Zika is coming for me


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404] * 3
    #23561885 - 08/21/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is excellent protection



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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: koods] * 1
    #23561998 - 08/21/16 01:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

wear a condom over your head and then become a unique male escort who uses their head as a dildo. Plus the condom would protect you from zika, win win :crazy:


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: koods]
    #23561999 - 08/21/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I could help. One time someone told me about some online credentials/certificates you could get that were relevant to the industry, dunno if they actually hold weight but now that we're moving into harvesting season in some areas of the country you might be able to get a job trimming and maybe something like that could make you stand out at the very least and you could score a job at a dispensary after you're out there.


I honestly can't speak for the industry because weed's still fully illegal in my state until they figure out how to implement the medical weed program they passed.

I'm glad I live up north. SIL is pregnant, now that we're slowly moving towards the fall mosquitos will soon be off of everyone's minds - but man, I got like a flash cold earlier in the week and felt real crappy for a day and a half and still couldn't help but constantly think of zika even though I'm in PA.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23562022 - 08/21/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i did loads and loads of reading for two years and learned and watched others do it for a while, and finally did one myself. I did it the right way too, i came out with some amazing bud. Trimming is fun for like the first hour, and then it's a pain :lol: but that kind of experience should count for something.

i hope they can contain it to just miami dade or otherwise eradicate it


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23562033 - 08/21/16 02:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeeeeah honestly i don't think it will be, sadly. I think they estimated 1/4 people in Puerto Rico will have or have Zika, and just because of the nature of the virus and the fact that it's worst effects on society are more of a slow burn, it's gonna spread much further than Miami-Dade if it hasn't already. If you're infected with Zika, can't you also transmit it to non-infected mosquitos who bite you? I'm actually not sure on that, but either way, the deep south is fucked, the only saving grace is that we're moving into cooler months in the near future, so it won't spread as far as it could if it had hit the US in April/May.

And as far as experience, from what I understand about the bud industry is that most dispensaries are looking for people who already have experience within the legal weed industry/dispensaries. And when you think about it, the whole industry is saturated, a ton of people are moving out west with home grown experience and imo, if you are looking for a solid job then you need legal weed experience in the industry and basically to get your foot in the door and then work your way into a better paying/year round/whatever position at a dispensary. I mean, honestly, this is an incredibly competitive job market right now and a booming industry where the people who wanted an easy in invested their money and time years ago before weed was even fully legalized in those states, don't underestimate the amount of competition you have.

If you don't know someone already who can get you in, then you're gonna have to wriggle in another way, and if you're trying to avoid zika then gtfo Florida and grab on of the many seasonal jobs available during the harvest season, do a kick ass job, prove that you have other practical skills and climb up the ladder. I'm only saying this so bluntly because I believe you're a smart and capable and far more than the average person. But that's just the reality of searching for a living in a saturated industry in times like these.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23562080 - 08/21/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't care about zika, but Donald Trump is the only one in the world who can do anything about stopping Muslims.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23562087 - 08/21/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

don't we have enough trump and muslim threads already


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404] * 1
    #23562091 - 08/21/16 04:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well answer me this, do you want both Muslims and zika, or just zika?


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23562093 - 08/21/16 04:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Can i just take the Blue pill and go back to bed please


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404] * 1
    #23562142 - 08/21/16 05:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I heard Mayan refugees went to Mexico but that was at least 50 years ago vote trump


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Adden]
    #23562232 - 08/21/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Trump will build a giant mosquito net to protect us from illegal mosquito's flying over from Mexico. The net will be 18 feet high and it will be great.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: trekie]
    #23563234 - 08/21/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404] * 1
    #23563307 - 08/21/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't leave

Florida is being quarantined
The FEMA camps are death camps
The new world order wants your anus
Only Alex Jones can save you

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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23563311 - 08/21/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shit

no one can have my anus

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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563333 - 08/21/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

im in florida. this dude in my neighborhood has zika. he gave birth to a defective baby yesterday


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: plasma]
    #23563338 - 08/21/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-19/zika-may-cause-brain-damage-in-adults-too

affects adult brains by targeting stem cells. :lol: funny joke tho


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: plasma]
    #23563340 - 08/21/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

THE VACCINES GIVE YOU AIDS!

THEY'RE GIVING CHILDREN HOMOSEXUALLY FORTIFIED JUICE BOXES!!

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

ROSIE O'DONNEL IS A MAN!!!!


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23563347 - 08/21/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i will gladly take a zika vaccine

brain damage as an adult from the virus sounds pretty awful

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In addition to causing the birth defect microcephaly, Zika can wreak havoc in our brains' stem cells, researchers from Rockefeller University and La Jolla Institute for Allergy and Immunology found in a study published in the journal Cell Stem Cell Thursday.

The stem cells, known as neural progenitor cells, help replace damaged neurons—the main components of our brain and spinal cord—and assist with learning and memory. Using a mouse model, the researchers found that Zika can target those cells, which can lead to reduced brain volume and complications in brain functioning—similar to the long-term effects of microcephaly.

“Getting infected with Zika as an adult may not be as innocuous as people think,” Joseph Gleeson, the study's lead author and head of Rockefeller’s pediatric brain disease laboratory, said in a release.

Neural progenitor cells were previously thought to become resistant to Zika as they became neurons in healthy adults, but Gleeson's team's study found that Zika affects the specific cells in adults just as it does in fetuses. Using fluorescent biomarkers, the researchers showed that the areas with the brain’s stem cells were significantly infected.




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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563375 - 08/21/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It would be nice to have health insurance


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23563399 - 08/21/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you're preachin' to the choir brotha


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563637 - 08/21/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i want out of here. give me a job and i'll figure out the rest, i need something working with plants, preferably cannabis in a place like colorado. Zika is coming for me





you have better odds of contracting zika than becoming a manicurist through the shroomery


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23563658 - 08/21/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

give me a job


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563663 - 08/21/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you kids today thinking you're entitled to jobs and shit


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23563669 - 08/21/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you gave fee a job and a barn to live in, i'm like 10x better than fee


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563694 - 08/21/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol... I didnt give  fee a job


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23563696 - 08/21/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:notsureif: i distinctly remember you telling me otherwise... or maybe you just set him up with a job somewhere else


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23563745 - 08/21/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I told him who to talk to and now that guy is retired


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23564314 - 08/21/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I thought u had a car? Just do a craigslist rideshare to arcata and try to get put on at a big corporate grow or maybe do uber or lyft around there,trimming only pays 150 a lb ,some ppl do 2 a day though


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 5150]
    #23564410 - 08/21/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i'm more interested in caring for the plants. Besides, that's a 48 hour drive at best, quite a long way and a lotbin gas just to drive my car there not to move out there completely.

A pound a day,  at 150 is quite a good but of coin though so i dunno


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23564479 - 08/21/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Zika ain't that bad. My grammy had it and she's ok :tongue:


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #23564499 - 08/21/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

no thx
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In addition to causing the birth defect microcephaly, Zika can wreak havoc in our brains' stem cells, researchers from Rockefeller University and La Jolla Institute for Allergy and Immunology found in a study published in the journal Cell Stem Cell Thursday.

The stem cells, known as neural progenitor cells, help replace damaged neurons—the main components of our brain and spinal cord—and assist with learning and memory. Using a mouse model, the researchers found that Zika can target those cells, which can lead to reduced brain volume and complications in brain functioning—similar to the long-term effects of microcephaly.

“Getting infected with Zika as an adult may not be as innocuous as people think,” Joseph Gleeson, the study's lead author and head of Rockefeller’s pediatric brain disease laboratory, said in a release.

Neural progenitor cells were previously thought to become resistant to Zika as they became neurons in healthy adults, but Gleeson's team's study found that Zika affects the specific cells in adults just as it does in fetuses. Using fluorescent biomarkers, the researchers showed that the areas with the brain’s stem cells were significantly infected.




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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23564670 - 08/22/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ahahahahaha, the world is fucked because we'll be lazy and not do anything about the outbreak. ahahahaha.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23564675 - 08/22/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jeez nobody believes in the human bodys' ability to adapt anymore...just go get bit, repeat until you feel you have built up an immunity to it.


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23564801 - 08/22/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You ever hear of Typhoid Mary?


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Blend] * 1
    #23564948 - 08/22/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you take MDMA when you get zika it might cook the virus no brain damage. :costanza:


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: 404]
    #23567427 - 08/22/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Most summer harvest aren't for a while,check out the site red headed blackbelt has all the low down on emerald triangle,so many sketchy ppl there,know some ppl in a town who trimmed for like 2 weeks and were promised to be paid after it sold,guy went to sell it and got shot dead and ripped,noone got paid


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Re: please save me from getting zika [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23567431 - 08/22/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I told him who to talk to and now that guy is retired



You put a hit on the 'retired' guy, is what you're saying and used Fee as the hitman.


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