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Sheekle
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Registered: 01/11/10
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freestyle rap thread 1
#23560037 - 08/20/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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each member freestyle off the last persons post:
fuck bitch i smoke crack bitch i dont give a motherfuckin bullshit jizzed on the piece of shit floor bitch got nice bitchtits bitch i smoke crack motherfucker i sprinkle meth on top bitch fuck yeah who gives a shit snort some coke bitch get high as fuck bitch inject ketamine into your bladder bitch i dont give a ratchet bullshit got jerked off through a glory hole bitch who gives a fuck poke my eyeballs out with red hot knives fuck if i care that shit dont hurt me bitch i'm invincible as fuck i'll pull all my hair out at once who cares fuck yeah i'll sell crack to cops i don't give a shit i'll fuckin drink horse jizz with the jackass crew hot bitch had a nice vagina who gives a fuck i'll stuff jizz back into my dick with q-tips
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Re: freestyle rap thread [Re: Sheekle]
#23560104 - 08/20/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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yo yo yo yo i dont smoke herb but i get jerked in open fields. U got a problem? whats ur deal?
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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The other day I saw a bear Returning home it was not there I looked outside and took a fright Of my dear grannie he took a bite
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace.. Once and for all!
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,489
Loc: Texas
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Quote:
Cowb0yNeal00 said: yo yo yo yo i dont smoke herb but i get jerked in open fields. U got a problem? whats ur deal?
neal that was an atrocious freestyle rap, 0/10
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: freestyle rap thread [Re: Sheekle] 3
#23560112 - 08/20/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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yo my boi sheekle that shits whack lemme show u how the real freestylinist mc in the world do it like what
uh
uh uh
oh oh oh oh
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what would happen
if you combine a cheese grater with a plate?
Nigga you'd have
A plate
That grates
Uh
Yea
Uh
What
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE GRATER PLATER. IT'S NO ORDINARY PLATE - WATCH THIS, IT'S A PLATE THAT GRATES
GRATE CHEESE WITH EASE – PARMESAN, ROMANO, EVEN ASIAGO.
THERE’S NO WRONG WAY TO USE IT. BACK AND FORTH, SIDE TO SIDE, ROUND AND ROUND, ALL THE CHEESE STAYS IN THE PLATE. PASS IT AROUND THE DINNER TABLE AND GRATE AS YOU GO.
USE IT FOR PASTA, PIZZA OR SALADS. FOR ZEST, IT’S THE BEST. WHETHER IS A LEMON, LIME OR ORANGE, YOU GET PERFECT RESULTS EACH AND EVERY TIME. YOU CAN’T MINCE GARLIC WITH ONE OF THESE AND IF YOU USE A PRESS, IT’S A MESS! WATCH THIS.
YOU CAN PUREE GARLIC FAST, QUICK AND EASY, AND ALL THE NATURAL JUICES STAY RIGHT IN THE PLATE. IT GIVES YOU THE CONSISTENCY OF GARLIC BUTTER WITHOUT THE BUTTER. ADD A LITTLE OLIVE OIL AND HERBS, AND IT BECOMES A DIPPING PLATE.
SOFT ENOUGH FOR LITTLE HANDS AND IT WON’T EVEN POP A BALLOON! THE SECRET IS THE HARDENED, TEMPERED CERAMIC DESIGN THAT NEVER DULLS. IT’S TRIPLE GLAZED SO NOTHING STICKS.
DON’T CUT A FINGER TRYING TO GRATE GINGER WITH ONE OF THESE. THE GRATER PLATER IS THE BEST GINGER GRATER. THERE’S NO STRINGS AND ALL THE ESSENCE STAY RIGHT ON THE PLATE. USE IT FOR BAKING, CHOCOLATE, CINNAMON – EVEN COCONUT IS NO MATCH FOR THE GRATER PLATER.
CALL NOW AND WE’LL SEND YOU THE GRATER PLATER FOR JUST $10.
BUT I’M JUST GETTING STARTED.
WITH EVERY ORDER, WE’LL INCLUDE THE ROLL ‘N’ PEEL. TAKE A CLOVE AND GIVE IT A ROLL. PEEL ALL THE GARLIC YOU LIKE WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING IT. YOU’LL EVEN GET THE GATHERING BRUSH TO MIX ALL THE FLAVORS TOGETHER AND TOP YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
BUT CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE THIS ENTIRE OFFER ABSOLUTELY FREE. JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. YOU GET IT ALL, A HUGE VALUE ALL FOR JUST $10.
HERE’S HOW TO ORDER.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,489
Loc: Texas
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Quote:
something super extreme said:
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE GRATER PLATER. IT'S NO ORDINARY PLATE - WATCH THIS, IT'S A PLATE THAT GRATES
GRATE CHEESE WITH EASE – PARMESAN, ROMANO, EVEN ASIAGO.
THERE’S NO WRONG WAY TO USE IT. BACK AND FORTH, SIDE TO SIDE, ROUND AND ROUND, ALL THE CHEESE STAYS IN THE PLATE. PASS IT AROUND THE DINNER TABLE AND GRATE AS YOU GO.
USE IT FOR PASTA, PIZZA OR SALADS. FOR ZEST, IT’S THE BEST. WHETHER IS A LEMON, LIME OR ORANGE, YOU GET PERFECT RESULTS EACH AND EVERY TIME. YOU CAN’T MINCE GARLIC WITH ONE OF THESE AND IF YOU USE A PRESS, IT’S A MESS! WATCH THIS.
YOU CAN PUREE GARLIC FAST, QUICK AND EASY, AND ALL THE NATURAL JUICES STAY RIGHT IN THE PLATE. IT GIVES YOU THE CONSISTENCY OF GARLIC BUTTER WITHOUT THE BUTTER. ADD A LITTLE OLIVE OIL AND HERBS, AND IT BECOMES A DIPPING PLATE.
SOFT ENOUGH FOR LITTLE HANDS AND IT WON’T EVEN POP A BALLOON! THE SECRET IS THE HARDENED, TEMPERED CERAMIC DESIGN THAT NEVER DULLS. IT’S TRIPLE GLAZED SO NOTHING STICKS.
DON’T CUT A FINGER TRYING TO GRATE GINGER WITH ONE OF THESE. THE GRATER PLATER IS THE BEST GINGER GRATER. THERE’S NO STRINGS AND ALL THE ESSENCE STAY RIGHT ON THE PLATE. USE IT FOR BAKING, CHOCOLATE, CINNAMON – EVEN COCONUT IS NO MATCH FOR THE GRATER PLATER.
CALL NOW AND WE’LL SEND YOU THE GRATER PLATER FOR JUST $10.
BUT I’M JUST GETTING STARTED.
WITH EVERY ORDER, WE’LL INCLUDE THE ROLL ‘N’ PEEL. TAKE A CLOVE AND GIVE IT A ROLL. PEEL ALL THE GARLIC YOU LIKE WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING IT. YOU’LL EVEN GET THE GATHERING BRUSH TO MIX ALL THE FLAVORS TOGETHER AND TOP YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
BUT CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE THIS ENTIRE OFFER ABSOLUTELY FREE. JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. YOU GET IT ALL, A HUGE VALUE ALL FOR JUST $10.
HERE’S HOW TO ORDER.
Billy Mays totally slayed Ben Franklin here before he had the heart attack
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Re: freestyle rap thread [Re: Niffla]
#23560123 - 08/20/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: yo yo yo yo i dont smoke herb but i get jerked in open fields. U got a problem? whats ur deal?
neal that was an atrocious freestyle rap, 0/10
ur ruining the entire thread niff
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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billy mays more like bill murry if u catch me drift
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
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Re: freestyle rap thread [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23560138 - 08/20/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle your flow was amazing, but sVs killed it. You two are like the Method Man & Redman of the pub. I'll let you decide who is who.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Quote:
Cowb0yNeal00 said:
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Niffla said:
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: yo yo yo yo i dont smoke herb but i get jerked in open fields. U got a problem? whats ur deal?
neal that was an atrocious freestyle rap, 0/10
ur ruining the entire thread niff 
I will bitch slap the shit out of you neal
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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respect fam, doin it for my 420 corn dog with mustard eatin ass hella puff blunts poppin bud lites 187 bayou boiz outta that louisiana b
fuhrreal
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