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What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up?
    #23555328 - 08/18/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?

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I'll start off the post by sharing this:
The first time I tried to cultivate BRF jars- I flamed the needle once and wiped down the needle with a paper towel soaked with oust (air sanitizer) between every inoculation. Needless to say, every single one of my jars except #1 had some nasty contams in it. I threw away 11 jars out of 12 and fruited ONE lonely jar. After that, I didn't attempt to grow cubensis for another 4-5 years, and here I am now. Lol
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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555377 - 08/18/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used an entire syringe in my first 6 jars (fuck up #1)...followed the pf tek without using a PC.(fuck up #2) And overall feel I made the substrate too wet. (Fuck up #3)


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555391 - 08/18/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My first time with BRF deterred me from trying again for 2-3 years as well. Complete failure. I used the tall half pint canning jars and they stalled went green.
I wish I didnt give up so easy. The process was such a pain in my mind at that time but now seems so simple. I just wasnt ready.
Next time I went with 1/4 pint jars with complete success.

Next fuck up was trying to inoculate a grain jar with 10cc of spore solution. That jar turned to shit very fast.
This was probably around 3 months ago after skimming through some grain teks on shroomery.

Since then I have participated on the forums a lot more. I have given advice and taught others. I have given bad advice and have been corrected. I have learned a SHOTTONNE about this hobby and have decided to move on from PF TEK.
Feeling confident.
Im litterally in the process of PCing 6 quart jars of grain as im typing this.
I have a couple clean agar plates with mycelium ready to inoculate.

Couldnt have got this far without the buncha assholes in this great community. Thanks shroomery! You guys rock!


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: ComebackKid]
    #23555407 - 08/18/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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My first time with BRF deterred me from trying again for 2-3 years as well. Complete failure. I used the tall half pint canning jars and they stalled went green.
I wish I didnt give up so easy. The process was such a pain in my mind at that time but now seems so simple. I just wasnt ready.
Next time I went with 1/4 pint jars with complete success.

Next fuck up was trying to inoculate a grain jar with 10cc of spore solution. That jar turned to shit very fast.
This was probably around 3 months ago after skimming through some grain teks on shroomery.

Since then I have participated on the forums a lot more. I have given advice and taught others. I have given bad advice and have been corrected. I have learned a SHOTTONNE about this hobby and have decided to move on from PF TEK.
Im litterally in the process of PCing 6 quart jars of grain as im typing this.
I have a couple clean agar plates with mycelium ready to inoculate.

Couldnt have got this far without the buncha assholes in this great community. Thanks shroomery! You guys rock!




Grain jar with 10cc of solution was awesome. Thanks for the share!


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555409 - 08/18/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

First grow I used the PC while my dad was asleep. He woke up...I won't say if I was under-aged...

He let me keep my first batch  :yesnod:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: HardTrippin]
    #23555419 - 08/18/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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First grow I used the PC while my dad was asleep. He woke up...I won't say if I was under-aged...

He let me keep my first batch  :yesnod:



Your dad's awesome.

Much better than my dad... (see my title...)


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555454 - 08/18/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not getting into agar until 4 years after my first tub :wtfsonic:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23555459 - 08/18/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Not getting into agar until 4 years after my first tub :wtfsonic:



Hehe, nice..


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555468 - 08/18/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I mean if we're looking at the things you actually regret the most. That's definitely the one. There was one summer in 2012? I had to toss well over 30 tubs to trich. Looking back at it I wish I could have screamed at me to do agar. So fuckin easy to do, and everything is so easily obtained locally.

Also did squirt 3 syringes of spores over a box of fresh horse manure with saran wrap over it. :facepalm: that was my first attempt at growing. Did no reading and wasted 3 syringes :lol:

After like 2 months or something, it definitely didn't look good :lol:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422] * 3
    #23555485 - 08/18/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?





Well once I met this lady, banged her, and took off, and I didn't wrap it up.  That was quite some time back... if there were a child I think they'd potentially be old enough to post here already..

I regret it though, because sometimes I think about that child I've never met and how I never got to tell him things like "shut up and eat your french fries" or "I'll give you something to cry about".


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23555584 - 08/18/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Cramming (4) one gallon bags of pop corn into the PC.  Not sure what was dumber...using pop corn, or trying to PC all that shit in one go.  Hello trich!!! :facepalm3:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: WeavieWonder]
    #23555664 - 08/19/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

On my first try all I did was inoculate 6 jars of rice. And I was using a styrofoam cooler with a moist towel in the bottom as a fc. somehow I managed to get 21 grams fresh out the one cake that survived. blew my mind. Maybe it was because it was my first time idk. At first I got sick and started thinking that I had grown poisonous mushrooms. I was laying in my bathroom floor convinced that I was gonna die lol. After that it was all good though haha. fun times.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: mclark5215]
    #23555679 - 08/19/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

On my first grow I did BRF cakes in giant ass jars. I had to smash the things just to get them out. Then I proceeded to fruit them in a SGFC. Probably would have got 10x the yeild dividing them up as spawn for 2 monos....



on my next go I decided to forgo the dry verm layer cuz it didn't seem important. Lost 12 jars that way.

I also set my sab on fire....


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: mclark5215]
    #23555695 - 08/19/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Before I knew to watch for post dates or even considered that cultivation has progressed drastically I threw brf verm hpoo coffee and coir into 40 pint jars. I put those into an incubation box with multiple heating pads which I thought ran around 80 degrees.  Turns out it was near 100-110. Inoculated with syringes made from dirty prints made with no SAB.

Couldn't figure out why they were all trash. Ran this setup for a few months and decided I would leave "experimenting" to those that knew what the hell they were doing. Keep it simple stupid.

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: MountainManDan]
    #23555758 - 08/19/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Using my 23 qt presto box with saran wrap as a sab, spraying the fuck out of it with Lysol and then onto agar without letting the Lysol settle did that for a few weeks before I got tired of wondering why I had a 99.9% failure rate


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Mad Season] * 1
    #23555775 - 08/19/16 02:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Not getting into agar until 4 years after my first tub :wtfsonic:




Its my 2nd year into cultivating and I am still not into agar.

I also regret blowing up every opportunity I had to construct a Laminar floowhood


also my life, that's what I screwed up

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23555956 - 08/19/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23556189 - 08/19/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

morty422 said:
You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?





Well once I met this lady, banged her, and took off, and I didn't wrap it up.  That was quite some time back... if there were a child I think they'd potentially be old enough to post here already..

I regret it though, because sometimes I think about that child I've never met and how I never got to tell him things like "shut up and eat your french fries" or "I'll give you something to cry about".





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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23556353 - 08/19/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol let's just say very first grow had a air pump with air stone and small fan 'providing humidity and air exchange' lmao I don't what I was thinking


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23556366 - 08/19/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

morty422 said:
You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?





Well once I met this lady, banged her, and took off, and I didn't wrap it up.  That was quite some time back... if there were a child I think they'd potentially be old enough to post here already..

I regret it though, because sometimes I think about that child I've never met and how I never got to tell him things like "shut up and eat your french fries" or "I'll give you something to cry about".




I think your boy is old enough to post here and does it too, I've seen him. There he is, two posts up^. Acknowledge your boy already! :rofl:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Psychedel.EXE]
    #23556394 - 08/19/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have shared this experience before, but this thread is where it belongs.
So the first time around I did BRF cakes, and I actually did pretty good. Cron helped me a bit back then. I had a great 3 flushes before the cakes started to wind down and turn. My mistake came when I harvested them, I dried them out in front of a box fan in the middle of humid as shit summer. They didnt dry up good until they got to about the 3rd day, even then it wasn't totally cracker dry. Those little fuckers got me so sick. TWICE! Lesson learned. Get a dehydrator.
Then when I moved onto grain, I stupidly went MS syringe>grain. I tried like that probably 6-8 times and only had 1 phenomenal tub. The rest were bacterial and produced minimal results. I almost just quit altogether but instead went on hiatus then came back and dove right into agar. I cant get over how much better I am now with the help of agar and the kind assholes around here. Thanks guys!


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Psychedel.EXE]
    #23556873 - 08/19/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I have shared this experience before, but this thread is where it belongs.
So the first time around I did BRF cakes, and I actually did pretty good. Cron helped me a bit back then. I had a great 3 flushes before the cakes started to wind down and turn. My mistake came when I harvested them, I dried them out in front of a box fan in the middle of humid as shit summer. They didnt dry up good until they got to about the 3rd day, even then it wasn't totally cracker dry. Those little fuckers got me so sick. TWICE! Lesson learned. Get a dehydrator.
Then when I moved onto grain, I stupidly went MS syringe>grain. I tried like that probably 6-8 times and only had 1 phenomenal tub. The rest were bacterial and produced minimal results. I almost just quit altogether but instead went on hiatus then came back and dove right into agar. I cant get over how much better I am now with the help of agar and the kind assholes around here. Thanks guys!




My current and first monotub is a MS > Grain...

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(Just give me one sexy fruit little tub... just one. I promise I'll be good and clone you right...I promise!)

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23556885 - 08/19/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I rinsed all my perlite and set up my SGFC and then realized I needed to dunk and roll.  Oh well I'll put them in there tomorrow.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23556889 - 08/19/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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morty422 said:
You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?





Well once I met this lady, banged her, and took off, and I didn't wrap it up.  That was quite some time back... if there were a child I think they'd potentially be old enough to post here already..

I regret it though, because sometimes I think about that child I've never met and how I never got to tell him things like "shut up and eat your french fries" or "I'll give you something to cry about".




Damn man....

I one time spawned a tub in a ziplok brand tub...had a gasketed seal all the way around the lid with four latches...it didn't allow for enough gas exchange or something because shit went bad real quick....


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23556951 - 08/19/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I started "growing" just over a year ago because a friend bought me a kit with 6 PF jars and a Penis Envy syringe. So I tried following the "instructions" to the letter, but they were actually pretty vague and I ended up with my colonized cakes in a tiny little tub on some moist perlite, but no holes at all. So after a few weeks, with no misting or fanning, just looking at them every few days, the cakes were a dark blue color from drying out and not a shroom in sight.

Then I joined this website and started trying to fix it, so I drilled holes in the tiny box and put it RIGHT UNDER THE AC VENT because I thought that would help with air exchange. Then I did a little more reading (but not enough) and decided to put some perlite on top of the cakes for them to draw moisture from because they were still inexplicably dried out.

Somehow my first grow ended up fruiting, and I have pictures and I'll post a thread one day when it hurts a little less so everyone can laugh their ass off. Since then I did some better cakes, an underwhelming bulk tray and finally some very happy monotubs, and now I'm experimenting with my first agar clones. So the story ends well. lol


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: hobofungus]
    #23557052 - 08/19/16 02:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Starting off with PF Tek. Should have just gone straight to bulk and agar. Which is what I did after my first grow.

Not really a big screw up. Just something I would have done differently.

Biggest thing is probably that I used a bic lighter and alcohol lamp on scalpels while doing agar work.

Got a lot of contam issues that I think was from that. Because my sterile technique was actually not too horrible starting off. I'm sort of OCD so that's probably partly why :lol:

Other than that probably just not learning and buy slants earlier. Lost some good cultures because of it.

Nothing too horrible I guess. Luckily these guys on the forum have saved me from any huge fuck ups. :wink:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: hobofungus]
    #23557059 - 08/19/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I started "growing" just over a year ago because a friend bought me a kit with 6 PF jars and a Penis Envy syringe. So I tried following the "instructions" to the letter, but they were actually pretty vague and I ended up with my colonized cakes in a tiny little tub on some moist perlite, but no holes at all. So after a few weeks, with no misting or fanning, just looking at them every few days, the cakes were a dark blue color from drying out and not a shroom in sight.

Then I joined this website and started trying to fix it, so I drilled holes in the tiny box and put it RIGHT UNDER THE AC VENT because I thought that would help with air exchange. Then I did a little more reading (but not enough) and decided to put some perlite on top of the cakes for them to draw moisture from because they were still inexplicably dried out.

Somehow my first grow ended up fruiting, and I have pictures and I'll post a thread one day when it hurts a little less so everyone can laugh their ass off. Since then I did some better cakes, an underwhelming bulk tray and finally some very happy monotubs, and now I'm experimenting with my first agar clones. So the story ends well. lol




Haha. Perlite on TOP of the substrate eh? Lmao.  That's awesome. Please post pics when you can, that would be hilarious to view!

Thanks for sharing. Brightened my day for sure. Hehe


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: d0urd3n]
    #23557074 - 08/19/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Starting off with PF Tek. Should have just gone straight to bulk and agar. Which is what I did after my first grow.

Not really a big screw up. Just something I would have done differently.

Biggest thing is probably that I used a bic lighter and alcohol lamp on scalpels while doing agar work.

Got a lot of contam issues that I think was from that. Because my sterile technique was actually not too horrible starting off. I'm sort of OCD so that's probably partly why :lol:

Other than that probably just not learning and buy slants earlier. Lost some good cultures because of it.

Nothing too horrible I guess. Luckily these guys on the forum have saved me from any huge fuck ups. :wink:



What is you're tek for sterilizing your agar instruments now? I'm about to hop into agar and would like to know how you do that.

I should probably read a tek soon, eh? I've got Pasty plates ready -but haven't began too much reading on the actual hands on process yet.

I work for a commercial grower (oysters mostly/ Hericium soon) and intend to go and watch our agar/active guy work soon. I'm always too busy stuffing straw though, so there's not too much time for shadowing and apprenticing...


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23557099 - 08/19/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Buy that and a tank. Flame your scalpel between each transfer. Munch has some good videos on agar with pasty plates I believe. I'd find a link but I'm on my phone at work


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    #23557205 - 08/19/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I basically use the same torch as you except mine I have to click a button to get it going.
I wanna get one of these tho the continuous flame would help huge.

A little tip. Get the short fat green propane tanks for camping rather than the tall blue or yellow cylinders  for plumbing or whatever. Theyre cheaper and are less likely to tip over


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    #23557210 - 08/19/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23557214 - 08/19/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Really? I bought mine for like 50 if I remember correctly. Came with a cylinder
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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23557220 - 08/19/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What is you're tek for sterilizing your agar instruments now? I'm about to hop into agar and would like to know how you do that.

I should probably read a tek soon, eh? I've got Pasty plates ready -but haven't began too much reading on the actual hands on process yet.





I just started working with pasty plates a couple weeks ago, and so far for all my agar work I've been just putting the instruments inside their own clean jar, and then PCing that with whatever else I have to PC at the time (if nothing, I make something up lol). I foil the top of the jar, take off foil and open jar in the SAB, and flame sterilize between every transfer.

It's been working well so far, I have some really pretty clones now. But I'd be very interested to know if there's an easier way, or if that much sterilization is overkill and I could just boil everything first. haha


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    #23557256 - 08/19/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I fucked up plenty. One of my biggest regrets (in terms of mush cult), is buying a shitty kit when i started.

I was a bit intimidated by bulk, and it took a while to really wrap my head around everything. So i got a mycodome. I wasted about $200 on that bs.

I could have gotten a PC, and gone straight to agar and bulk. But it seemed confusing to me, probably from reading so much dated and contradictory information. A 'guaranteed kit' just seemed safer. The only part i use now, is the 3gal. Bucket it came with. A $200 bucket, basically. 

Then, going to bulk, i got a shit 8qt PC that only went to 11psi...

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    #23557272 - 08/19/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My first fuck up was not enough FAE, it caused the cake to look.. fluffy. So I thought it was a cobweb mold. I tossed a perfectly good cake after waiting impatiently for a month.


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    #23557288 - 08/19/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wowsers, seems like there's heaps that can go wrong, keep'em coming , a noob's gotta learn !


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    #23557342 - 08/19/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23557382 - 08/19/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

letting grain soak too long and filling up grain jars a bit too much.  You could do this hobby forever and u'll always be making mistakes and tweaking your techniques it never ends haha


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    #23557493 - 08/19/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Only fuck ups for me is my grain prep, ended up too wet and bacteria reared its ugly head.
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    #23557561 - 08/19/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You're not perfect- I know you fucked that shit up the first time you tried it... What did you screw up, and how did you do it?

*If you don't respond-may all your grows be cursed forever and eternity...*

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    #23564170 - 08/21/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Also did squirt 3 syringes of spores over a box of fresh horse manure with saran wrap over it. :facepalm: that was my first attempt at growing. Did no reading and wasted 3 syringes :lol:

After like 2 months or something, it definitely didn't look good :lol:




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    #23564171 - 08/21/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You say wow now but that's not even the worst I've heard..


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    #23564176 - 08/21/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Remember the guy who swore all you had to do was sterilize cpoo and wait. Telling us that buying spores was stupid. That was brilliant stuff.


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    #23564178 - 08/21/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I rinsed all my perlite and set up my SGFC and then realized I needed to dunk and roll.  Oh well I'll put them in there tomorrow.





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    #23564184 - 08/21/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I ignored Inoc and it caused me to float in an echo chamber with no feedback about the mistakes I'm making, and so I rinsed all my perlite and set up my SGFC and then realized I needed to dunk and roll.  Oh well I'll put them in there tomorrow.





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    #23564191 - 08/21/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23564201 - 08/21/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:ducklol: maybe you shouldn't ignore someone simply because their advice makes your bunghole hurt. Seems you would have found your answers sooner, shroomsh


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    #23564205 - 08/21/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He's ignoring 6 people.  I think Mad Season is one of them..

Seriously though, big mistake a lot of people make is thinking it won't affect their experience here to put someone on ignore because of hurt feelings.  Being on ignore doesn't make me stop answering questions though.  And when I answer questions for someone who has me ignored, nobody else can tell I'm ignored, so they don't bother to answer the already answered question. :wink:

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    #23564217 - 08/21/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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I ignored Inoc and it caused me to float in an echo chamber with no feedback about the mistakes I'm making, and so I rinsed all my perlite and set up my SGFC and then realized I needed to dunk and roll.  Oh well I'll put them in there tomorrow.





FTFY

Pretty big mistake.  Wouldn't wanna be in those shoes.




Holy shit Inocuole,

I was typing up this big long piece of bullshit for you...you know...like I always do.
And then I deleted it.

I'm just letting you know (for reasons unknown to me at this time) that I might be getting tired of attempting to fuck with you.

I mean, what I was doing was never working to begin with, right?
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I'll give it another month or two and if it still seems stale I'll give our banter some FAE.

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    #23564221 - 08/21/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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He's ignoring 6 people.  I think Mad Season is one of them..

Seriously though, big mistake a lot of people make is thinking it won't affect their experience here to put someone on ignore because of hurt feelings.  Being on ignore doesn't make me stop answering questions though.  And when I answer questions for someone who has me ignored, nobody else can tell I'm ignored, so they don't bother to answer the already answered question. :wink:

Chances are, you'll miss more posts than just the person you ignored.  If you like being out of the loop, cool, but it's unanimously hilarious when someone puts people on ignore and then flails about failing at simple stuff because their questions "don't get answered".




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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23564227 - 08/21/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah uh.. the thing you're doing.. whatever it is, I kinda figured you realized by now you weren't getting the reaction you wanted. :shrug:  I suspect you knew I wasn't the type of person to be phased by something like this in the first place though, so maybe you are still getting some weird satisfaction out of it.  I don't put much thought into it honestly.


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    #23564273 - 08/21/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My first mistake was listening to a hippie...I have 5 people ignoring me because I'm an asshole apperently


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    #23564282 - 08/21/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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My first mistake was listening to a hippie...I have 5 people ignoring me because I'm an asshole apperently




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    #23564292 - 08/21/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah uh.. the thing you're doing.. whatever it is, I kinda like it and figured you realized by now that I love you like a son. :shrug:  I suspect you knew I was the type of person to be phased by something like this in the first place though, so I hope you are getting satisfaction out of it.  I put a lot of thought into it! Honestly!




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    #23564293 - 08/21/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Yeah uh.. the thing you're doing.. whatever it is, I kinda like it and figured you realized by now that I love you like a son. :shrug:  I suspect you knew I was the type of person to be phased by something like this in the first place though, so I hope you are getting satisfaction out of it.  I put a lot of thought into it! Honestly!




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Jesus guys.... I know it's coming soon.

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Yeah uh.. the thing you're doing.. whatever it is, I kinda like it and figured you realized by now that I love you like a son. :shrug:  I suspect you knew I was the type of person to be phased by something like this in the first place though, so I hope you are getting satisfaction out of it.  I put a lot of thought into it! Honestly!




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Jesus guys.... I know it's coming soon.

There's gonna be this incredible post by him that just breaks me down to the point of no return. It's gonna hit hard and strong. --Like taking 12 grams on an empty stomach.

I hope I'm ready for it.



:shutthefuckup:




Alright... I'm done...

Thanks for dealing with it Inocuole.
You're a better man than I would've been.

Now I need to find a new Title.

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    #23564328 - 08/21/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: Dude I've Fucked Up More Then I Could Try To Explain. ...still do.


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    #23564346 - 08/21/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:whathesaid: pretty much feels like every step of the way I fucked up hard. Glad I did tho because i can help people with stupid ideas that I've already tried :lol:


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    #23564356 - 08/21/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:rofl: Dude I've Fucked Up More Then I Could Try To Explain. ...still do.




Thanks Cron!
I still feel like one of the best threads I've ever seen was your "Girlfriend threw all my shit out--comeback".

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:whathesaid: pretty much feels like every step of the way I fucked up hard. Glad I did tho because i can help people with stupid ideas that I've already tried :lol:




That's what I sort of feel my obligation is to this website so far.

Don't step over my experience level.....but also try to sway every noob from building a "No hole SGFC with an air pump and humdifier".  lol


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    #23564358 - 08/21/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I saved the pictures of the last fucked up fruiting chamber someone posted because they were so fucking glorious... might dig em up..



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Kinda related. I saved this pic.



Who remembers where it's from, and why there's holes in the floor? :rofl:


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    #23564371 - 08/21/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Oh shit.  They followed the advice of holding it flat against a wooden surface.  I remember that shit.

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23564378 - 08/21/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ahhhh yeah.  With his girlfriend that would ruin expensive ass carpets or whatever by getting paint all over them..  Having them rent out your shit would suck..


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23564387 - 08/21/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I saved the pictures of the last fucked up fruiting chamber someone posted because they were so fucking glorious... might dig em up..



Sorry if the user that posted these sees this, but this shit is fucking LOL.




What in the actual fuck is this?

Someone seriously spent time on that shit... damn...


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23564391 - 08/21/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I saved the pictures of the last fucked up fruiting chamber someone posted because they were so fucking glorious... might dig em up..



Sorry if the user that posted these sees this, but this shit is fucking LOL.




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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23564394 - 08/21/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kinda related. I saved this pic.



Who remembers where it's from, and why there's holes in the floor? :rofl:



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    #23564396 - 08/21/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I like how it has a fuse spliced on. Dude actually looks like he knew what he was doing electrical wise. Fruiting wise... Wtf am I right?


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: cronicr]
    #23564401 - 08/21/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:frown::stoned:did the sa,e thing to a wooden cutting board once....,laugh it up....


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: cronicr]
    #23564402 - 08/21/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I made a few fucked up fruiting contraptions in the day. Actually got some of them to work pretty okay too. But it was a lot of effort for something that should be damn simple.

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23564408 - 08/21/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I made a few fucked up fruiting contraptions in the day. Actually got some of them to work pretty okay too. But it was a lot of effort for something that should be damn simple.

I also lit my hands on fire once.





During inoculations for my current grow the cottonball wick of my alcohol lamp wicked up too much fuel to the point it secreted it over the jar.....when I lit the whole jar full of denatured alcohol was surrounded in flame....I sat there for about three dumbstruck seconds before I realized it was approaching a point of exploding....ran out of my still air lab...grabbed a cup full of water and doused the whole fucking table....didn't get hurt....but looking back at what a close call that was....fucking wow


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    #23564418 - 08/21/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:frown::stoned:did the sa,e thing to a wooden cutting board once....,laugh it up....



:haha: lol :P. If I ever make a sgfc I'm definitely going to be using a couple 2x4s across sawhorses or just melt the holes. I'm actually really happy I started with monos


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23565218 - 08/22/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kinda related. I saved this pic.





Who remembers where it's from, and why there's holes in the floor? :rofl:




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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23565241 - 08/22/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I saved the pictures of the last fucked up fruiting chamber someone posted because they were so fucking glorious... might dig em up..



Sorry if the user that posted these sees this, but this shit is fucking LOL.





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    #23565275 - 08/22/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Still new so havent had much time to fuck up any grows but the dumbest thing ive done, besides paying for shit for the last 10ish years, was think i could drill through like 5 jar lids at a time to make holes for my filters. While i was holding them in my hands... Lol i knew better and probably should of got stitches in my thumb, im pretty sure i felt them spinning on the bone. Brain farts can hurt!


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    #23565461 - 08/22/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Kenetic]
    #23565463 - 08/22/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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The laws of physics can be a real bitch sometimes.




Yeah-especially the whole "Two things can't occupy the same space at the same time" thing.

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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23565480 - 08/22/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I did something really stupid with my cardboard box SAB. I'd taped paper towels over the arm holes (i was making prints).

The problem was, when i started doing agar work later, i left those towels on. So, I totally set one on fire while flaming my scalpel :lol:


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    #23565485 - 08/22/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol i definitly knew better. Trying to shave seconds off something that only took a few minutes. At least now i have a cool new thumbprint..  silver linings.:cool:


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    #23565815 - 08/22/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i actually didn't screw up at all on my first grow. the first second and 3rd flushes were amazing. i followed the RR videos to a T. its only after a few grows did i start getting lax and cutting corners and suffered a few contaminated jars lol


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: IlBLisSlI]
    #23565839 - 08/22/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i actually didn't screw up at all on my first grow. the first second and 3rd flushes were amazing. i followed the RR videos to a T. its only after a few grows did i start getting lax and cutting corners and suffered a few contaminated jars lol




It's only a matter of time....

I popped some grain jars yesterday night to spawn another tub. This will be my 4th mono to spawn so far... I got to my fifth (and last) grain jar and popped the top. Gave her a nice whiff, and
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Burned it with fire...

So now I've got a coir/verm bucket tub with only 4 quarts instead of 5.

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    #23565904 - 08/22/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

someone in the Shroomery group on facebook posted a picture of their FC setup that generated an outbreak of facepalms recently. somehow they managed to spend enough time studying the process to think that this was a good idea yet didn't spend enough time studying the process to realize what a terrible idea it was.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23565942 - 08/22/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lost quite a few ml of several syringes to vacuums in jars, i.e. injecting into a jar with a vacuum and it pulling a larger amount of liquid in than I wanted. Also not taking prints or keeping cultures, or not keeping several thinking the one would do.

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    #23566148 - 08/22/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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someone in the Shroomery group on facebook posted a picture of their FC setup that generated an outbreak of facepalms recently. somehow they managed to spend enough time studying the process to think that this was a good idea yet didn't spend enough time studying the process to realize what a terrible idea it was.





That picture brings back memories

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    #23566321 - 08/22/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Remember the guy who swore all you had to do was sterilize cpoo and wait. Telling us that buying spores was stupid. That was brilliant stuff.




I have friends ask me if this is how its done all the time...

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I ignored Inoc and it caused me to float in an echo chamber with no feedback about the mistakes I'm making, and so I rinsed all my perlite and set up my SGFC and then realized I needed to dunk and roll.  Oh well I'll put them in there tomorrow.





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    #23566366 - 08/22/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Dev420 xD. Drilled his sgfc on the floor :facepalm:




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    #23566386 - 08/22/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe someone should start a thread about the stupid things others have done.  You could omit names of course.  The thread would probably start a fire somewhere in I.T.  They would have to get a bigger server.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Panarchist]
    #23566399 - 08/22/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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someone in the Shroomery group on facebook posted a picture of their FC setup that generated an outbreak of facepalms recently. somehow they managed to spend enough time studying the process to think that this was a good idea yet didn't spend enough time studying the process to realize what a terrible idea it was.





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    #23566448 - 08/22/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

After birthing my first ever batch of jars successfully, dunking and rolling and placing them in the FC I got into a situation with my shitty neighbors and in a paranoid moment crumbled them up and tossed them out in my yard in a semi-shaded spot that gets a good bit of water.

Amazingly, they kept producing small-medium sized fruits for nearly 6 weeks for a total dry weight of about 140 g's. It was so much fun getting up everyday to check and see what grew overnight, like the mushroom faeries had paid a visit.


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https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23268078#23268078

Something like that?




yup.  Maybe someone should raise it from the dead.

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    #23566517 - 08/22/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bulk substrate, I just said fuck it and went outdoors. One more thing is I bought Cheap potting soil that had perlite in it and the perlite has Been knocked around so much it turned into fiberglass and I put that on all the mycelium and mushrooms (spawn that contamed outdoors, felt my hands and they had little microscopic peices of glass realized there fucked and that I don't want glass in my caps


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    #23566893 - 08/22/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

HaHa. Maybe he'll come up with one that picks the shrooms by itself too.


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    #23567446 - 08/22/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Once when I was starting out I set 2 dozen hot pf jars out on the porch to cool down.
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    #23567569 - 08/22/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Once when I was starting out I set 2 dozen hot pf jars out on the porch to cool down.
Bad news bears.




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Once when I was starting out I set 2 dozen hot pf jars out on the porch to cool down.
Bad news bears.




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Once i was high and let my wife who was also high set a monotub filled with shrooms on fire.
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I cannot imagine what kind of person, left to their own devices, thinks it's a good idea to light a monotub on fire.  And then what kind of person lets that happen in front of them..  In what universe could there be a good reason for that..


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23567822 - 08/22/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I cannot imagine what kind of person, left to their own devices, thinks it's a good idea to light a monotub on fire.  And then what kind of person lets that happen in front of them..  In what universe could there be a good reason for that..




You seem to underestimate the cruel, dark world around you. Hehe

And to answer your first question: A crazy person.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23567900 - 08/23/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Both high on shrooms at that time. Thought the police were coming. Thought if we burn the evidence there by no crime.  The fire department came. At least the jars were safe.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: tump] * 1
    #23567909 - 08/23/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

Tampering with evidence and arson are bigger charges than the dinky felony you'd get for the controlled substances..  Thought the police were coming.  :lmafo:  Nobody has ever known when the police were coming, that's sort of the point.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23567979 - 08/23/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Biggest problem I've had and currently having are maintaining correct moisture and FAE levels in monotubs.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: tump]
    #23568189 - 08/23/16 05:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Both high on shrooms at that time. Thought the police were coming. Thought if we burn the evidence there by no crime.  The fire department came. At least the jars were safe.




The "police are coming" shroom trip is too real tho. It's the reason why I wont trip on a large dose at my own house anymore.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: ComebackKid]
    #23568375 - 08/23/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:  If you stopped for 5 seconds and thought about it though you'd realize you're not psychic and there's no way you could know if the police were coming.  Let alone that if all you had to do to know the police were coming, was eat mushrooms, they wouldn't be able to do their job very effectively.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: morty422]
    #23569657 - 08/23/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

let jars cool for 45 minutes. also made some terrible chamber ideas. recently been a buncha fuck-ups on agar.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Ziran]
    #23570075 - 08/23/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I first started I was convinced I could grow for damn near free. I tried every half ass method I could come up with to make it happen. I think I spent more money and time trying to disprove known and established methods than I ever would have if Id have just listened to those who know what they are doing.

Theres nothing quite like using the right tool for the job.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #23570102 - 08/23/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used masking tape instead of micopore tape on pf jars. Still worked. Off topic I also smoked a blunt made of seeds:sad:


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23570115 - 08/23/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

All I know is I'd rather be by myself at home tripping balls on a super-hero-dose and being paranoid as opposed to being with another paranoid individual anywhere else.


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23570147 - 08/23/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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All I know is I'd rather be by myself at home tripping balls on a super-hero-dose and being paranoid as opposed to being with another paranoid individual anywhere else.




Darn skippy!


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Re: What's that 'one thing' you really screwed up? [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #23570169 - 08/23/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha. Anarchy and agriculture sometimes don't work.


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