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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23561730 - 08/20/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I dont carry prosciutto, my kids saw it, imagined it as being large strips of bacon and wanted to try it, we opened the package on the way to the car and my son said "this tastes like cat food". my daughter said "holy shit, this is gross" and they tried to get me to eat some and I told them that I wont eat any until I can be certain that it doesnt kill them
LMFAOOO you had them try it out first to save yourself ahahahahha 
look, I'm willing to sacrifice myself by eating the first bite of their ice cream in case it was poisoned or is otherwise contaminated
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Prosciutto isn't that good if you eat it just by itself. No wonder your kids didn't like it.
yeah, it tastes like catfood and you have to use shit to cover the flavor
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I cant believe how bigoted you liberals are, I mean here I am allowing my children to express their curiosity about the homosex/hipsterfag lifestyle and you guys are berating me for being an open minded individual and accepting the choices of my children
lol you should have them try kombucha sometime, soon they'll be the faggiest people you've ever met
only seeing as how we havent met you quinoa/kale eater
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23564921 - 08/22/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Catfood tastes pretty good actually
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
#23564930 - 08/22/16 02:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Never tried cat food, but I imagine it tastes similar to canned tuna.
My dog had these salmon chips that somebody got me as a gift. At $17 a bag, I would have never bought it myself. This bag of snacks was more expensive than human food snacks!
But apparently it was 100% WILD-CAUGHT salmon and even all the ingredients used were organic. I tried one and they were soooo damn good!!!! Honestly, I ate most of them myself 
It's late and none of my avocados are ripe yet. So I'm eating tortilla chips dipped in natto. Pris' kids would think that stuff tastes like sewer shit.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23565030 - 08/22/16 04:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Never tried cat food, but I imagine it tastes similar to canned tuna.
My dog had these salmon chips that somebody got me as a gift. At $17 a bag, I would have never bought it myself. This bag of snacks was more expensive than human food snacks!
But apparently it was 100% WILD-CAUGHT salmon and even all the ingredients used were organic. I tried one and they were soooo damn good!!!! Honestly, I ate most of them myself 
It's late and none of my avocados are ripe yet. So I'm eating tortilla chips dipped in natto. Pris' kids would think that stuff tastes like sewer shit.
Reminds me of when my cousin visited one summer when i was little. My mom made tuna sandwiches and he says "isn't that cat food?"
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23565037 - 08/22/16 04:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Reminds me of when my cousin visited one summer when i was little. My mom made tuna sandwiches and he says "isn't that cat food?"
OH GOD, that reminds me of this lady I saw on Extreme Cheapskates. In order to stretch our her tuna sandwiches more, she'd combine it with canned cat food. She would make cat food and tuna sandwiches and feed them to her husband who had no idea.
The odd thing is, I don't think cat food is really any cheaper than canned tuna. Tuna is what, 75 cents per can? Cat food can be 50 cents to 99 cents? I don't see the point in stretching out tuna with cat food...
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23565046 - 08/22/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah that's not being a cheapskate anymore, just mental illness.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23565082 - 08/22/16 05:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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OH GOD, that reminds me of this lady I saw on Extreme Cheapskates. In order to stretch our her tuna sandwiches more, she'd combine it with canned cat food. She would make cat food and tuna sandwiches and feed them to her husband who had no idea.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23565177 - 08/22/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a friend who is one of the last shepherds in Holland. He is epic. For a barbecue he once brought one of his lambs, freshly slaughtered and processed, and some hardcore equipment like a charcoal trough and rotor to prepare it in the backyard.
I so regretted not having been able to attend
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