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Prisoner#1
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Niffla]
#23558265 - 08/19/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I'd bring a side that I made. Maybe like a cold quinoa salad
Quinoa salad? To a bbq?
she's training to be a pretentious hipster white girl that attends faggy cook outs, not actually BBQs
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23558274 - 08/19/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I actually just made some prosciutto wraps for breakfast the other day. I prefer to use good-quality shaved manchego or parmesan from Whole Foods, but all I had was havarti, so I had to use that.
It's not really "barbecue food," but it's a good way to eat salad with your fingers, which makes it perfect for a BBQ environment.

Damn that looks really good. I'm a big prosciutto fan.
I rest my case. she even managed to fag up breakfast
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23558504 - 08/19/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I recommended the smoked salmon and prosciutto because I probably eat that dish at least once a week, and it's a good dish to make for somebody who has no cooking experience. (I don't know if OP does or not)
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#23558519 - 08/19/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I'd bring a side that I made. Maybe like a cold quinoa salad
Quinoa salad? To a bbq?

Hippies have BBQ's?!

Better Bring Quinoa
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: California]
#23558558 - 08/19/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Isn't prosciutto ham?
Salmon and ham? Sounds "interesting"
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23558561 - 08/19/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Isn't prosciutto ham?
Salmon and ham? Sounds "interesting"
Not salmon and ham together. You either make the salmon rolls, or the prosciutto rolls. Americans tend to be more wary of eating fish though, so I'd prefer to do it with prosciutto at a BBQ.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23558567 - 08/19/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yankees love swine!
That quinoa dish looked good to me. I'd crush it at a BBQ.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23558608 - 08/19/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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wait, a woman can "fag up" food?
Im pretty sure only guys can do that.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23558735 - 08/19/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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All it takes is one goddamned frilly toothpick.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: blewmeanie]
#23558748 - 08/19/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah but if you remove the frill and stick it in your mouth you can 'un-fag' it pretty quick...
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
#23559346 - 08/20/16 08:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Barbecue sounds like a great idea
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23559496 - 08/20/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Isn't prosciutto ham?
yes, it's a dry cured ham and according to my son it tastes like catfood
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23559517 - 08/20/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Yeah but if you remove the frill and stick it in your mouth you can 'un-fag' it pretty quick...
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23559526 - 08/20/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Isn't prosciutto ham?
yes, it's a dry cured ham and according to my son it tastes like catfood
I thought it was faggy to you
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23559565 - 08/20/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Isn't prosciutto ham?
yes, it's a dry cured ham and according to my son it tastes like catfood
I thought it was faggy to you 
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23559601 - 08/20/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wouldn't trust the tastes of a little chromosome thief anyway.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23561469 - 08/20/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: yes, it's a dry cured ham and according to my son it tastes like catfood
I thought it was faggy to you 
You called my breakfast faggy cause I used prosciutto to make something, but it turns out you carry prosciutto in the house. Clearly it's not because of your son, since he hates it.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23561502 - 08/20/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shit always gets real in BBQ-related threads.
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Crystal G]
#23561610 - 08/20/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: yes, it's a dry cured ham and according to my son it tastes like catfood
I thought it was faggy to you 
You called my breakfast faggy cause I used prosciutto to make something, but it turns out you carry prosciutto in the house. Clearly it's not because of your son, since he hates it. 
I dont carry prosciutto, my kids saw it, imagined it as being large strips of bacon and wanted to try it, we opened the package on the way to the car and my son said "this tastes like cat food". my daughter said "holy shit, this is gross" and they tried to get me to eat some and I told them that I wont eat any until I can be certain that it doesnt kill them
I cant believe how bigoted you liberals are, I mean here I am allowing my children to express their curiosity about the homosex/hipsterfag lifestyle and you guys are berating me for being an open minded individual and accepting the choices of my children
as a symbol of protest of the behavior of you and koods on this issue from now on the only gay porn I will watch is hardcore lesbian porn with strap-ons and the occasional trans tossed in the mix. how's that for a fuck you
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Re: I'm invited to a BBQ this weekend. Best/worst things to bring? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23561678 - 08/20/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I dont carry prosciutto, my kids saw it, imagined it as being large strips of bacon and wanted to try it, we opened the package on the way to the car and my son said "this tastes like cat food". my daughter said "holy shit, this is gross" and they tried to get me to eat some and I told them that I wont eat any until I can be certain that it doesnt kill them
LMFAOOO you had them try it out first to save yourself ahahahahha 
Prosciutto isn't that good if you eat it just by itself. No wonder your kids didn't like it.
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I cant believe how bigoted you liberals are, I mean here I am allowing my children to express their curiosity about the homosex/hipsterfag lifestyle and you guys are berating me for being an open minded individual and accepting the choices of my children
lol you should have them try kombucha sometime, soon they'll be the faggiest people you've ever met
......You should get the green algae kombucha with spiraling and chlorella particles in it, that one's my favorite 
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as a symbol of protest of the behavior of you and koods on this issue from now on the only gay porn I will watch is hardcore lesbian porn with strap-ons and the occasional trans tossed in the mix. how's that for a fuck you
Honestly? I could still jerk to that
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