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musiclover420
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Toking in front of mormons
#23553373 - 08/18/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So the other day I was walking home from my grandmas old house up in the hills. Had a package mis delivered there and had to go pick it up.
Well as I am walking home I ran into 2 total mormon/ Jehovah's witnesses looking kids. So I crossed the street and tried to walk ahead of them. After a bit I said fuck it and just lit up the joint I was saving for the walk back. Then I proceeded to puff on it profusely across the street from them as we walked in the same direction for awhile I didn't look to see if they noticed but I thought it was funny.
Was tempted to jokingly offer them a hit of my "herbal jazz reefer cigarette" just to see what they said. 
Anyways I thought it was pretty funny and meant to share. Please share your stories of toking up inappropriately or in funny situations:
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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trees


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Man, I once hit a dab rig in front of a 7 year old kid. Actually, his dad, me, and my friend all took dabs in front of this kid. He curiously watched each one of us do it. I can't even imagine what he thought of it. I felt guilty about it. He probably told all his friends at school the next day in front of a teacher.
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Another story, on the golf course, I always smoke alot of weed. My friend and I got randomly partnered up with 2 other guys for convenience. We asked them if it was OK if we smoked. They said: "No problem, as long as you don't get the smoke on me"
We light up and they look at us all wierded out "is that weed?"
We eventually get to small talking and we learn that these 2 guys we'r golfing with are COPS.
We just kept blazing as if them being cops was no big deal. Lol.
They stayed cool about the weed and we had a great game. They were giving us high fives and stuff when we made good shots. They never gave us any shit about the weed, and at the end of the day we shook hands with the cops and said our goodbyes
Edited by trees (08/18/16 03:53 PM)
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myc_check1212
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Re: Toking in front of mormons [Re: trees]
#23553766 - 08/18/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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trees said: Man, I once hit a dab rig in front of a 7 year old kid. Actually, his dad, me, and my friend all took dabs in front of this kid. He curiously watched each one of us do it. I can't even imagine what he thought of it. I felt guilty about it. He probably told all his friends at school the next day in front of a teacher.
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Another story, on the golf course, I always smoke alot of weed. My friend and I got randomly partnered up with 2 other guys for convenience. We asked them if it was OK if we smoked. They said: "No problem, as long as you don't get the smoke on me"
We light up and they look at us all wierded out "is that weed?"
We eventually get to small talking and we learn that these 2 guys we'r golfing with are COPS.
We just kept blazing as if them being cops was no big deal. Lol.
They stayed cool about the weed and we had a great game. They were giving us high fives and stuff when we made good shots. They never gave us any shit about the weed, and at the end of the day we shook hands with the cops and said our goodbyes
Whats your handicap?
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trees


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It's pretty average, some days it's bad lol. It's been over a year since I've played. Back then it was like 17.
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musiclover420
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Re: Toking in front of mormons [Re: trees]
#23553786 - 08/18/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have probably dabbed in front of kids honestly, maybe not 7 years old though 
Some cops can be pretty cool, bravo to those guys especially if you not in medical/ recreational state
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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fungi-funguy
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Re: Toking in front of mormons [Re: trees]
#23553792 - 08/18/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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trees said: Man, I once hit a dab rig in front of a 7 year old kid. Actually, his dad, me, and my friend all took dabs in front of this kid. He curiously watched each one of us do it. I can't even imagine what he thought of it. I felt guilty about it. He probably told all his friends at school the next day in front of a teacher.
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Another story, on the golf course, I always smoke alot of weed. My friend and I got randomly partnered up with 2 other guys for convenience. We asked them if it was OK if we smoked. They said: "No problem, as long as you don't get the smoke on me"
We light up and they look at us all wierded out "is that weed?"
We eventually get to small talking and we learn that these 2 guys we'r golfing with are COPS.
We just kept blazing as if them being cops was no big deal. Lol.
They stayed cool about the weed and we had a great game. They were giving us high fives and stuff when we made good shots. They never gave us any shit about the weed, and at the end of the day we shook hands with the cops and said our goodbyes
Yeah same thing with me I was snowboarding once and me and a friend just lit one on the chair lift and the guy sitting next to me said he was a cop and said he didnt really give a shit when he was off duty it was pretty rad!
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Re: Toking in front of mormons [Re: trees]
#23553844 - 08/18/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few years back I went up to some Jehovah's witnesses eating their lunch outside a wawa and managed to creep them out because I was reaaally friendly and enthusiastic about talking to them and I think it threw them off their game.
It was lunch time, I was on acid. They kinda smiled and nodded mostly, I was waiting for my sober friend who was inside and I can't recall what I was talking about, just that when I stopped they kind of just handed me a pamphlet and told me to have a good day and walked away.
Another day trip in another time I was walking around PA Amish Country with my friend, looking completely out of place and frying hard. I saw this mennonite girl in a giant cape on rollerblades barreling towards me and I lost it and just started laughing uncontrollably to the point where I was gasping for breath and crying. Felt fucking terrible about it afterwards because it wasn't out of meanness, I just honestly got the giggles hardcore.
Another time I was on mushrooms, mdma, and acid at a party. cops came. everyone was rolling their balls off, ended up corralled into a kitchen with two cops, and I was honestly feeling fucking GREAT(lol). It was kinda tense, and really quiet, everyone had these big eyes and there was like 30 maybe in this kitchen and everyone else ran and hid. Finally, someone's cellphone rings. What's the ringtone?
(essentially that think it was a different tune)
everyone just started giggling, and the cops basically just checked the home owners id and told us no drinking outside and left.
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I read the title of this thread as 'Toking in front of machines'. I couldn't figure out why you'd be worried about smoking out in front of Enlil.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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