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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10] * 3
    #23565932 - 08/22/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Donald Trump was red in the face, panting after a long day in the sweltering Louisiana heat. Sweat poured down every inch of his skin.
"It's time... TO MAKE DONALD DRY AGAIN" he screams into the face of an awestricken Webster10

Trembling with apprehension, webster10 fumbles clumsily with the fly of Donald's pants, which are stained through with extra pungent ball sweat; donald hasn't had a chance for a bath in ten days.

Pulling down the pants, webbie reveals a rock hard erect Trumpcock. Three inches of pulsating glory greet him.
But this isn't why webster is here. He has to clean his god.

Shaking violently he places his eager tongue onto the trumptaint, greedily devouring the essence of this virile god.


"OHHHH SHEEEEIT WERE MAKIN AMERICA GREAT" donald screams explosively. Massive ribbons of trumpsplooge are blasting furiously, killing at least half an innocent bystander.

Webster10 collapses, overwhelmed by the power of his new god.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23565937 - 08/22/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2: :whacker:


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23565948 - 08/22/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hillary Clinton campaign caught committing voter fraud






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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23565968 - 08/22/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I love how they call themselves the Democrat Party too, yet they're only democratic so long as they're able to trick enough people to vote their way. And when people ain't voting their way, they resort to fraud and coercion and all sorts of cheating. Pretty much full blown enemies to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: hostileuniverse] * 1
    #23566001 - 08/22/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Hillary Clinton campaign caught committing voter fraud





I saw that video earlier today. It's almost as if all Hillary-supporting women 'get off' on being dishonest. They like how blatant their role model, Hillary is in her dishonesty so they all try to copy her. Just look at Wasserman Shultz lying and saying the dem nomination process was fair and balanced.

Little do people know, back in 2008, when Hillary lost, Tim Kaine was the chair of the DNC and Debbie Wasserman Schultz was a higher-up in hillarys campaign. Then when Hillary lost, she decided she was too poor of a candidate to win on her own merit so she needed to corrupt things from the inside. So of course, she needed Tim Kaine to step down as chairman to get her horse on the inside. So she bribed him with a VP job, got her establishment buddies all to recommend Debbie for the position, and of course she got it. So Debbie corrupted the DNC from the inside to let Hillary win, eventually got caught because Assage leaked her emails, was forced to step down, and Hillary immediately hired her back to her campaign. And then Tim Kaine got formally offered the VP job. The corruption is just so blatantly obvious, you'd have to an embarrassingly low IQ to not notice it.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23566006 - 08/22/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Donald Trump was red in the face, panting after a long day in the sweltering Louisiana heat. Sweat poured down every inch of his skin.
"It's time... TO MAKE DONALD DRY AGAIN" he screams into the face of an awestricken Webster10

Trembling with apprehension, webster10 fumbles clumsily with the fly of Donald's pants, which are stained through with extra pungent ball sweat; donald hasn't had a chance for a bath in ten days.

Pulling down the pants, webbie reveals a rock hard erect Trumpcock. Three inches of pulsating glory greet him.
But this isn't why webster is here. He has to clean his god.

Shaking violently he places his eager tongue onto the trumptaint, greedily devouring the essence of this virile god.


"OHHHH SHEEEEIT WERE MAKIN AMERICA GREAT" donald screams explosively. Massive ribbons of trumpsplooge are blasting furiously, killing at least half an innocent bystander.

Webster10 collapses, overwhelmed by the power of his new god.



Yeah and I'm the one that's obsessed :rofl:

Trump was lifting 70lb boxes of supplies and handing them to victims. He donated 70,000lbs worth of supplies to the victims. Meanwhile Obama golfed, ignored the press on this issue and is visiting an entire week after Trump showed actual leadership and visited. Obama's just too late. Way too late. Meanwhile Hillary is in her sick bed for the entire weekend again. Seriously pathetic. Her health has gotten so bad id like to see her life ONE box. No, she doesn't have to lift a box. I want to see her walk up ONE fight of stairs by herself. One of our presidential nominees can't lift a box or walk up stairs, how pathetic.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10] * 3
    #23566066 - 08/22/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

as webster10 lay panting on the ground, Donald shook himself off and grinned wickedly down at him
"Well well well boy, looks like ya got what it takes after all". Evil guffawing.

Webster lustily crammed the remaining trump juice into his anxious mouth, making a slurping noise alot like pulling a boot out of a mud puddle.
"Please Master Trump, I need more...." Webbie croaked pitifully up at his benefactor.

"Hmph, we'll see if you can handle Raising the Wall" donald snarled ferociously.
"Raising...wh...what????" Webster shrieks fanatically.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA trump screamings, maniacally caressing his attentive shaft
All at once what was three inches sprang to life and began to vibrate furiously. It was... it was becoming a... ULTRA COCK WALL!!!!


"YES MY BOY WITH THIS I WILL CRUSH ENEMIES OF AMERICA. LET ME SEE IF UR A REAL PATRIOT!!!" Dolnad screams with a demonic furor.

Webster cowers as donald positions his 1200 mile long ultra wall cock behind his trembling anus
He knows that he must fulfill his duty to make america great but he never thought it would end up like this


His mind races back to so many similar nights with his bros, his soggy anus farting over the shitter.
"You can do this, brah" he says to himself

to be continued....


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23566083 - 08/22/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

so fucking hot

Typing one handed over here


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566120 - 08/22/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"you can do this, brah" :ilold:

You've inspired me, I might write up a Hillary story about Koods


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10]
    #23566125 - 08/22/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't give a shit about shillary or dolan turmp


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23566169 - 08/22/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You being completely and utterly oblivious to the pertinent issues that face your country was clear without you stating the obvious. But good for you:grin:


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10] * 1
    #23566173 - 08/22/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't get fucked in the ass with a 1200 mile long donald dick though


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23566205 - 08/22/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You got suffocated by two Hillary labia, two hundred thousand pounds each and several kilometers wide. The ocean of vaginal discharge was so vast, it flooded Louisiana, causing our God in Chief to go clean up the filth you created.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10] * 1
    #23566211 - 08/22/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Kilometers, LOL. I thought you loved America


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10]
    #23566215 - 08/22/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You got suffocated by two Hillary labia, two hundred thousand pounds each and several kilometers wide. The ocean of vaginal discharge was so vast, it flooded Louisiana, causing our God in Chief to go clean up the filth you created.



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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23566336 - 08/22/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I love how they call themselves the Democrat Party too, yet they're only democratic so long as they're able to trick enough people to vote their way. And when people ain't voting their way, they resort to fraud and coercion and all sorts of cheating. Pretty much full blown enemies to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



that has been dead ever since the founding fathers and Jefferson knew it's faults (with being known as alive) intimately.

the republicans are just as bad as any democrat. lying shilling money-grubbing cunts; history shows.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23567630 - 08/22/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
I love how they call themselves the Democrat Party too, yet they're only democratic so long as they're able to trick enough people to vote their way. And when people ain't voting their way, they resort to fraud and coercion and all sorts of cheating. Pretty much full blown enemies to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



that has been dead ever since the founding fathers and Jefferson knew it's faults (with being known as alive) intimately.

the republicans are just as bad as any democrat. lying shilling money-grubbing cunts; history shows.




Those are only Republicans by name. We call them Rinos.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23567634 - 08/22/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

oh. well, clearly there is room for reform.


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23567637 - 08/22/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Any more brain busters?


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Re: So is anyone actually voting for hillary? [Re: Webster10]
    #23567643 - 08/22/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It doesn't matter. She has won.  In the U.S. I read that nobody likes either of them yet most do as they are the two choices who have any chance to win.

All I can hope for is some massive e-mails to come out and Bernie gets the Democratic nomination.

Just watched the Big Short.  Fuck her and fuck Trump.  Nothing is going to change here.




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