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Uhhh..what da faq just happened? * 1
    #23551684 - 08/17/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Last night, something weird happened to me....

I was at my local gorcery store, it had just closed, late night. I was in my car, hanging out, listening to music.

About 20 mins after the store closed, i descided to leave the parking lot in my car. I drive to this empty part of the parking lot and i see this nice looking newer sedan car pull up into the middle of the empty parking lot, stop suddenly and the trunk opens up and a guy who looks kinda like Fetty Wapp (short dredds, brown skin, late 20s maybe) gets out of the trunk, quickly closes the truck and then goes for the passenger seat, jumps in and the sedan car drives off.

Im driving thinking "uhhhh, what da faq just happened?". Then i drive away in the opposite direction, heading toward the exit, and i see this other car parked, with four young kids, teens maybe, smiling and giggling. Were they part of this strange incident? i wish i knew....



Very weird stuff. Any u guys seen this before?


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23551800 - 08/17/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well with a name like logical chaos shit like this is bound to happen.


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: impatientguy] * 1
    #23551828 - 08/17/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to park up and smoke weed with friends or fuck my ex-GF in this great spot out in the country. Turns out it was a 'dogging' hotspot (Dogging is a British English slang term for engaging in public sex, usually in a car park or country park, while others watch.[2][3][4] Dogging has aspects of exhibitionism and voyeurism.)

So there I am with my pals one day, cars all lined up, smoking out, and these cars start pulling all these fucking signals with brake lights and interior lights and shit:

Know the dogging signals:-
Flashing headlights or brake lights – are there any other doggers nearby?
Interior light on – we want to be watched.
Window half down – oral sex is on offer.
Window fully down – touching and fondling is allowed.
Door open – full sex is on offer.


(I didn't know the code at the time)

I had turned my ignition on for some reason, and had to disable the alarm, which caused my indicators to flash. All of a sudden the doggers got excited and started flashing back. It doesn't sound that great to tell it now, but high as fuck with my pals it was fucking hilarious when we started egging them on...


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23551876 - 08/18/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why u no orgy


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: musiclover420] * 2
    #23551910 - 08/18/16 12:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

LOL

I was banging my girl in the back of my car there one night, and noticed this dude had edged up towards the car. The fact that my window was half down must've thrown him.

He looked like he got the shock of his life when this naked, muscled, tattood guy jumped out in a rage and threatened to smash his face in if he didn't fuck off. Kinda feel bad about it now TBH, but that was in the height of my aggressive years.


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23551924 - 08/18/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I had to guess I'd say he was hiding from either the cops or his girlfriend/parents (depending on age).


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Re: Uhhh..what da faq just happened? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23552028 - 08/18/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
If I had to guess I'd say he was hiding from either the cops or his girlfriend/parents (depending on age).




Yah.....u might be right there. Makes sense :yesnod: I wish i thought of that as an explaination.


Jokebeard....:lol: U dirty dogger :datass:


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