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Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it?
#23551454 - 08/17/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So lets say a lab of yours gets raided I've been thinking. The idea I've come to is that the most quick surefire way of destroying any illegal psilocybin chemicals would be to have a back up humidifier that contains some kind of pathogen in which authorities would have no choice to quarantine your lab. while simultaneously using your actual humidifier to disperse something like diluted. Hcl or other Acid. Let me know what you think I know there's a whole host of ideas you could do and I'm open to any. Serious convos in private via encryp plz.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#23551462 - 08/17/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wtf?
You have a """lab""""?
Or a room of your house you grow in?
Wtf you talking about op. You ok?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Moabfighter]
#23551486 - 08/17/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23551496 - 08/17/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im joining the
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23551497 - 08/17/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol. Just stop growing idiot.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#23551566 - 08/17/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man this place has changed a whollleeee lot the last few years. Its a simply hypothetical people. How would one destroy a lab quickly due to contamination or something? Jesus have u guys ever even been in a real lab?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#23551575 - 08/17/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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2FiNiTe said: Man this place has changed a whollleeee lot the last few years. Its a simply hypothetical people. How would one destroy a lab quickly due to contamination or something? Jesus have u guys ever even been in a real lab?
Bleach. Lots and lots of bleach....
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: ShroomieNewbie]
#23551597 - 08/17/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Put the hard drives in the microwave...
But really though-bleach is a powerful compound...
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: morty422]
#23551615 - 08/17/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burn it down.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: GreenRabbit]
#23551781 - 08/17/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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 This thread has uncommon potential.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: invitro]
#23552333 - 08/18/16 06:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Start it on fire probably get you on arson charge tho
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: theGODSmademedoit]
#23552349 - 08/18/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Might actually work though, modifying a humidifier to disperse pathogens is probably such a huge felony in itself that it's not worth prosecuting you for the few psilocybes you had growing.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: weetsie]
#23552400 - 08/18/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ha ha, thanks for the night cap
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: weetsie]
#23552402 - 08/18/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im saying they will be like what sick person releases pathogens. Endangering many to save him from consequences from growing mushrooms?....there going to consider that as some terriost shit in 2016..press will get wind goes national.... federal terroism charges coming soon....dont even think like that man .....in the event of such a grow op travesty...just man up
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: theGODSmademedoit] 3
#23552421 - 08/18/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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can't u just grab a sharpie real quick and label everything oyster?
or make a "do not enter" sign?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: blindingleaf]
#23552445 - 08/18/16 07:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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blindingleaf said: or make a "do not enter" sign?

Fucking genius.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: blindingleaf]
#23552592 - 08/18/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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blindingleaf said: can't u just grab a sharpie real quick and label everything oyster ebola?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: h0ldthedoor]
#23552616 - 08/18/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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How to avoid this? Don't tell anyone. Have a gf that's going to throw everything out if you get busted on the street.
If you actually get raided, you fucked up. That shit doesn't happen without probable cause.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? (moved) [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#23552627 - 08/18/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread was moved from Mushroom Cultivation.
Reason: Not a cultivation topic...
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Mad Season]
#23552629 - 08/18/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dont give yourself a reason to get busted and you wont have to worry about it
I like the idea about the gf, now I just have to find one
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: grownright]
#23552701 - 08/18/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seems like a great way to pick up a felony evidence tampering charge, probably a misdemeanor or felony obstruction of justice charge, and opens the door to evidence inflation by the DA: "Well, we estimate we only recovered 10% of the evidence in this case based on the actions of the defendant, so we're just gonna go ahead and assume that the two pounds of jars and ruined mycelium was in reality 20 pounds".
Not to mention that any pathogens that require quarantine procedures would probably add some sort of terrorism or reckless endangerment charge. Heck, even a dilute HCl or bleach mist could probably get you sued for the cost of a few month's healthcare for the entire department, they'll just say every little sniffle is a result of your "malicious poisoning".
I'm sure there are reliable ways to pull this off successfully, but I haven't been able to come up with a foolproof method, and I haven't seen anyone else come up with one either. Even the "slow the cops while I flush this whole kilo" method is somewhat unreliable, as they will tap your sewer line if they hear a toilet flushing. Forensic analysis is pretty advanced.
I'm thinking best bet is probably "creative labeling", which has been mentioned. Maybe throw in a few trich jars, and have a clearly visible warning sign on the jars, and the lab, and pretty much everything in a 10 meter radius. You'll still probably get charged/sued for the cost of healthcare for the idiot cop that ignores the signs and takes a big whiff, but at least you'll have some form of defense to the tune of "I did my best to keep law enforcement and the general public safe, but the universe foiled my foolproof methods by inventing a better fool".
Finally, I'll add myself to the large list of people who have said (correctly) that by the time you're being raided, you're miles past the point of no return. Best to avoid the raid altogether with simple security tips like keeping your mouth shut and your guests to a minimum (and a few locked doors away).
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23553705 - 08/18/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You need to have a gourmet operation, a grow room full of oysters and what not, EVERYTHING thing labeled with gourmet species, and maybe bleach barrel, labeled sanitizing barrel, you can toss your active dishes and cultures into if that time comes.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Rooster Cogburn]
#23555393 - 08/18/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rooster Cogburn said: You need to have a gourmet operation, a grow room full of oysters and what not, EVERYTHING thing labeled with gourmet species, and maybe bleach barrel, labeled sanitizing barrel, you can toss your active dishes and cultures into if that time comes.
Hmm. Not SO bad this post is...
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: morty422]
#23556870 - 08/19/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, though reliable and complete sanitation on such short notice would require a pretty strong bleach solution, and that's not something you want to have just sitting in the open. What with breathing and chlorinated organics and all.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23556881 - 08/19/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kryptos said: Yes, though reliable and complete sanitation on such short notice would require a pretty strong bleach solution, and that's not something you want to have just sitting in the open. What with breathing and chlorinated organics and all.
Eh. Just use Fluoroantimonic acid. Way more healthy for you...... .... .. .
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: morty422]
#23563937 - 08/21/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Keep your grow on a drone. When the Feds bust the door open, fly it outta there onto a neighboring roof.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#23563950 - 08/21/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Like that guy who launched his stash on a helium balloon when he got pulled over?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23563955 - 08/21/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha didn't the officer open fire on the balloon?
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23563956 - 08/21/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol. Haven't heard of that.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23564308 - 08/21/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: Haha didn't the officer open fire on the balloon?
Yeah, but he missed. If I recall correctly, he shot multiple times.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: morty422] 1
#23564315 - 08/21/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess the balloon wasn't black enough.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23564462 - 08/21/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: I guess the balloon wasn't black enough. 

So funny, yet so sad...
The state of our current police is appalling. I've known plenty of ignorant black men/women. I've also known many amazing black men/women. Just because someone is black doesn't mean they fit the stereotype. In my military time, I spent a lot of time with men/women of different color. When you spend time out in the middle of the shit, everyone just becomes human... you get to learn how to judge someone by who they are, not what they look like.
Nevertheless, I'm off topic.
I'm with Kryptos. Sounds like a good way to catch another charge. Preventative action is better than any other in terms of fending off terrible criminal charges.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: morty422]
#23588235 - 08/28/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#23630002 - 09/09/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is nothing you can do if there is enough corroborating evidence to show that you were growing to sell. It will just look like you destroyed your grow-op.
Consider the fact that if you are merely growing the mushrooms for observing them in nature, and NOT picking nor selling them, then you have little to fear. The mushrooms themselves are not illegal, and as long as you aren't picking them then growing them isn't manufacturing in itself. Now, before everyone starts yelling "What about pot!", it is important to mention that a growing plant is not considered a product of manufacture. Coca and Cannabis are the exception rather than the rule (each is specifically prohibited by law). It might be a good idea to check the statutes in your State and make sure that the mushrooms themselves are not also specifically prohibited.
Now why would a task force raid your home if they only had evidence that you were growing some lovelies for your garden? Why would they even track that? If you're being raided then there is evidence of a crime already.
The only way to beat a raid is to plan ahead. You can't simply have all the State's evidence laid out for them, then expect to destroy it when the Man comes knocking.
I like your creative thinking. This is a good, proactive approach to your problem. It's just the wrong angle.
Edited by Lysergic_Milkman (09/09/16 06:01 PM)
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Lysergic_Milkman]
#23639133 - 09/12/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just had an idea, somewhat related to the controlled arson someone mentioned a while back in another thread:
Take up blacksmithing as a hobby, and get a second, fully functional furnace that has your greenhouse inside. When the cops knock, you're just working at your forge, smelting little mushroom ingots.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Lysergic_Milkman]
#23639195 - 09/12/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry but.. the thread ended here.
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Lysergic_Milkman said: There is nothing you can do if there is enough corroborating evidence to show that you were growing to sell. It will just look like you destroyed your grow-op.
Consider the fact that if you are merely growing the mushrooms for observing them in nature, and NOT picking nor selling them, then you have little to fear. The mushrooms themselves are not illegal, and as long as you aren't picking them then growing them isn't manufacturing in itself. Now, before everyone starts yelling "What about pot!", it is important to mention that a growing plant is not considered a product of manufacture. Coca and Cannabis are the exception rather than the rule (each is specifically prohibited by law). It might be a good idea to check the statutes in your State and make sure that the mushrooms themselves are not also specifically prohibited.
Now why would a task force raid your home if they only had evidence that you were growing some lovelies for your garden? Why would they even track that? If you're being raided then there is evidence of a crime already.
The only way to beat a raid is to plan ahead. You can't simply have all the State's evidence laid out for them, then expect to destroy it when the Man comes knocking.
I like your creative thinking. This is a good, proactive approach to your problem. It's just the wrong angle.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23641529 - 09/13/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Another thread like this will pop up in a month or two. This thread never ends.
Maybe we could add a Bad Idea disclaimer and compile bad ideas for people that are more...open-minded? Just because it doesn't apply to me doesn't mean it's not worth talking about. Maybe I'll end up needing to use it someday.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23647313 - 09/15/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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a cop shooting at a balloon is reckless endangerment (bullets fall down eventually)
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#23649765 - 09/16/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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 How can something be so disturbing and funny at the same time? I keep thinking about this thread and it has given me a serious case of the chuckles. Crazy-Stupid can be outrageously funny sometimes. Thanks for the laughs guys.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#23650895 - 09/16/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Larrythescaryrex said: a cop shooting at a balloon is reckless endangerment (bullets fall down eventually)
Pretty sure that cop got reprimanded (or something) after the video got big. From what I understand, cops have to do paperwork describing any situation in which they unholster and/or use their service weapon for any reason. Liability and all.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
#23652681 - 09/17/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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This dumbass thread reminds me of that lady who served six years for chemical weapons charges after poisoning her friend's mailbox and doorknob for months after her friend cheated with her husband. http://www.21cpw.com/u-s-supreme-court-poisoning-mailbox-not-terrorism-just-a-love-triangle
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Greg]
#23652683 - 09/17/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Falling bullets pose nearly 0 threat.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23655514 - 09/18/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mythbusters are a disgrace to the scientific method.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: GreenRabbit]
#23655784 - 09/18/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay... I can find more scientifically sound sources if you want. I didn't think it was such an extraordinary subject that I needed to dig deep.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23655834 - 09/18/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fwiw 99.99% of bullets fired nearly upwards won't cause any harm. Probably more dangerous to drive down the road
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23655839 - 09/18/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fair enough, but it's still possible. People have died from it. Probably less than have died from sticking things up their asses, but that becomes moving the goalposts a little bit..
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
#23655932 - 09/18/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck police
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23655933 - 09/18/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23660927 - 09/20/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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bodhisatta said: Fwiw 99.99% of bullets fired nearly upwards won't cause any harm. Probably more dangerous to drive down the road
Case: Man fires warning shot into air. Bullet strikes woman standing on her balcony 17 miles away. The bullet goes through her heart. Man is charged with homicide. Convicted.
Case example from Massad Ayoob ("Judicious use of Deadly Force" taped lesson)
NEVER DISCHARGE A FIREARM INTO THE AIR. Always point guns to ground. This is Basic gun safety, guys.
Edited by Lysergic_Milkman (09/20/16 08:01 AM)
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Lysergic_Milkman]
#23660982 - 09/20/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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What to do when lab raid is imminent:
1. Put on protective gear. 2. Heat thioacetone on the stove. 3. Destroy all evidence
The problem here is finding a way to not smell the thioacetone but if you do it will definitely buy enough time to destroy everything. Thioacetone isnt poisonous but it smells very bad and will definitely prevent them from raiding your house
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
#23666691 - 09/21/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I get this odd feeling that someone will turn that into a chemical weapons charge. Even though it's pretty safe, the smell is probably gonna convince half the neighborhood and likely every cop that pukes that everything's about to die.
Even if you legally prove there was no danger at any point, I'm guessing the cops will go to the hospital, get a doctor's note that says everything is fine, and then sue for the medical bills associated with sitting in the ER for a few hours.
I like this idea.
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Mad Season]
#23666704 - 09/21/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mad Season said: How to avoid this? Don't tell anyone. Have a gf that's going to throw everything out if you get busted on the street.
If you actually get raided, you fucked up. That shit doesn't happen without probable cause.
Basic rule to cult. Don't tell people you cult. Basic rule 2.. Keep your drug life out of your mushroom home. Including sketchy fucks. /Endthread
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Mad Season]
#23671039 - 09/23/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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As your elaborate disposal/ sabotage of your lab. Meanwhile the cops are knocking to ask if you've Seen a dog wandering the neighborhood that the owners are desperately searching for.
Officer, says well have a good day. Meanwhile you've unleashed biological weapons in your house.
Edited by billy jowl (09/23/16 01:04 PM)
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: billy jowl]
#23671051 - 09/23/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you're dumb enough to make this thread and have these questions you don't have a lab anyway
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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23671387 - 09/23/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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No doubt. If he does... Im willing to bet it is something very similar to this, if not this one

Ps if this is your lab be very careful... Pretty sure the DEA is recently emergency temporarily scheduled this lab. Be careful OP! ON SECOND THOUGHT YOU HEAR THAT KNOCK... DO W.W.W.D!
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