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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #23650895 - 09/16/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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a cop shooting at a balloon is reckless endangerment (bullets fall down eventually)




Pretty sure that cop got reprimanded (or something) after the video got big. From what I understand, cops have to do paperwork describing any situation in which they unholster and/or use their service weapon for any reason. Liability and all.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Kryptos]
    #23652681 - 09/17/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This dumbass thread reminds me of that lady who served six years for chemical weapons charges after poisoning her friend's mailbox and doorknob for months after her friend cheated with her husband.
http://www.21cpw.com/u-s-supreme-court-poisoning-mailbox-not-terrorism-just-a-love-triangle


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Greg]
    #23652683 - 09/17/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Falling bullets pose nearly 0 threat.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23652694 - 09/17/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23655514 - 09/18/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mythbusters are a disgrace to the scientific method.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #23655784 - 09/18/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Okay... I can find more scientifically sound sources if you want.  I didn't think it was such an extraordinary subject that I needed to dig deep.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23655834 - 09/18/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fwiw 99.99% of bullets fired nearly upwards won't cause any harm. Probably more dangerous to drive down the road


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23655839 - 09/18/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fair enough, but it's still possible.  People have died from it.  Probably less than have died from sticking things up their asses, but that becomes moving the goalposts a little bit..


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23655932 - 09/18/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck police


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23655933 - 09/18/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23660927 - 09/20/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Fwiw 99.99% of bullets fired nearly upwards won't cause any harm. Probably more dangerous to drive down the road




Case:
Man fires warning shot into air.
Bullet strikes woman standing on her balcony 17 miles away.
The bullet goes through her heart.
Man is charged with homicide.
Convicted.

Case example from Massad Ayoob ("Judicious use of Deadly Force" taped lesson)

NEVER DISCHARGE A FIREARM INTO THE AIR
. Always point guns to ground. This is Basic gun safety, guys.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Lysergic_Milkman]
    #23660982 - 09/20/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What to do when lab raid is imminent:

1. Put on protective gear.
2. Heat thioacetone on the stove.
3. Destroy all evidence

The problem here is finding a way to not smell the thioacetone but if you do it will definitely buy enough time to destroy everything. Thioacetone isnt poisonous but it smells very bad and will definitely prevent them from raiding your house


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23666691 - 09/21/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I get this odd feeling that someone will turn that into a chemical weapons charge. Even though it's pretty safe, the smell is probably gonna convince half the neighborhood and likely every cop that pukes that everything's about to die.

Even if you legally prove there was no danger at any point, I'm guessing the cops will go to the hospital, get a doctor's note that says everything is fine, and then sue for the medical bills associated with sitting in the ER for a few hours.

I like this idea.


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23666704 - 09/21/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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How to avoid this? Don't tell anyone. Have a gf that's going to throw everything out if you get busted on the street.

If you actually get raided, you fucked up. That shit doesn't happen without probable cause.




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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: Mad Season]
    #23671039 - 09/23/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

As your elaborate disposal/ sabotage of your lab. Meanwhile the cops are knocking to ask if you've
Seen a dog wandering the neighborhood that the owners  are desperately searching for.

Officer, says well have a good day.
Meanwhile you've unleashed biological weapons in your house.:rofl:


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: billy jowl]
    #23671051 - 09/23/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you're dumb enough to make this thread and have these questions you don't have a lab anyway


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Re: Your lab needs to be rendered Legal fast...how to do it? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23671387 - 09/23/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No doubt.
If he does...
Im willing to bet  it is something very similar to this, if not this one



Ps if this is your lab be very careful...
Pretty sure the DEA is recently emergency temporarily scheduled this lab.
Be careful OP!
ON SECOND THOUGHT  YOU HEAR THAT KNOCK... 
DO W.W.W.D!
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