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PIGS of the PUB - the Poll!
#23546085 - 08/16/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Y'all are so nice and civilised, but if history taught us anything is that civilisation is just a mask people put on to get by in society without hassle.
The following poll has 3 answers for every question:
UP FOR IT NOT UP FOR IT STAL
That you are "up for it" doesnt mean thats how you roll but rather "that is something I could see myself doing if the going got rough"
If you just WOULDNT even in a pinch, you are NOT UP FOR IT.
If you are psychologicaly incapable of making up your mind on this question, choose STAL.
Time to play.
GG?
Let's do this.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante] 2
#23546094 - 08/16/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Only a rookie nose blower would use his hand instead of a perfectly dirty footpath.
Would you wipe poo off your shoe onto your hand just to wipe it on something else?
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: LobsterSauce] 2
#23546095 - 08/16/16 06:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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question #2 caused me to trip. Im definitely blasting a snot rocket all over my vicinity before i use my hands
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546098 - 08/16/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not grossed out by anything that comes out of me other than poo and wound fluids, I'd blow my nose in my hands in a bad pinch, then wash my hands as soon as possible.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546115 - 08/16/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546123 - 08/16/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you wonder who the ruthless bastard was who checked UP FOR IT for "Setting off a nuclear weapon on a densely inhabited target of your choice, any place on earth"
Thats me. Allow me to explain. In times of war there may come a time that using a nuclear weapon where it hurts most actually is the LESSER evil, and the GREATER evil would be not to stop whats going on with that nuke and let the destruction unfold. In times of war sometimes you have to go 100%. I'd hate myself every remaining day of my life, but yes, I want nuclear capability. I have no intended target and no intent whatsoever to ever set it off.
I dont want it in my basement or whatsoever, but lets say an ICBM silo on the edge of town that absolutely no one would ever know about, gladly.
I live in a small country, Holland. If you set off a B-83 you see it and hear it from the high north to the deep south. To be frank, and this may sound odd, I would like my country to have nuclear strike capability and sit round the table with the nations that do. Doesn't have to be much, one or two dozen or so would be fine.
Theres American nukes in my country right now so Russia will lay waste to us if there ever was a war so, why not have a few of our own? Half a dozen cruise missiles for the navy, half a dozen bombs for the air force and a dozen ICBMs for the army.
What could possibly go wrong
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23546125 - 08/16/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh yeah? What if you were merrily binging on a nose drug (ketamine, cocaine) and you quickly had to clear your nostrils for the next bump?
Hypothetically?
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546148 - 08/16/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Snot rocket^^^
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546151 - 08/16/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who the frak stal'd about abusing an animal!?
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: pachoo]
#23546162 - 08/16/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who STAL'd about Completely defiling a toilet by pissing and shitting up the wall and everywhere when you are drunk We found who did it guys!
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546183 - 08/16/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So which heavily populated city are we nuking?
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546185 - 08/16/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you are about to launch a MIRV'd ICBM with 12 warheads, yours
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: pachoo] 1
#23546606 - 08/16/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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plasma said: question #2 caused me to trip. Im definitely blasting a snot rocket all over my vicinity before i use my hands
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pachoo said: Who the frak stal'd about abusing an animal!?

Snot rockets all the way and fuck animal abusers.
These went from pretty normal to full crazy. Siblings fucking would gross me out.
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Pub you're a bunch of beasts, good show 
Good lord we have people who shit all over the public restroom, we have francis begbie, we have the grapist (wow), recreational nuclear terrorists, thieves and 92% of us is in for punching out if the going gets too rough.
Oprah's song was "I'm every woman, its all in me" and thats basically the human condition. We all have the capacity to be any of us at some moments, a jesus, a hitler and everything in between.
Thanks for being honest guys, y'all have done some serious soul searching and are not afraid to put your soldiers in the game.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546655 - 08/16/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Completely defiling a toilet by pissing and shitting up the wall and everywhere when you are drunk"
People who do this are fucking idiots. They think they are sticking it to corporate America or causing chaos and mayhem but really they are just screwing up the day of someone who makes really low wages.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546752 - 08/16/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats the most fucked up poll ive ever read!
I dont have the ballz to vote yet
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I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546767 - 08/16/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
depends on what you mean by hurt, but in most cases no, you're wrong
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: morrowasted]
#23546787 - 08/16/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Usually these polls suck big ass donkey balls but those were some decent questions.Quote:
morrowasted said:
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Patlal said: I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
depends on what you mean by hurt, but in most cases no, you're wrong
I actually agree with Patial .
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LogicaL Chaos said: thats the most fucked up poll ive ever read!
I dont have the ballz to vote yet 
Yeah its completely off the wall. I'll give you a backgrounder.
I got legs that have eczema and now are swollen like balloons. On top of that I have wounds there that refuse to heal because of the eczema and edema. So, I got both my lower legs tightly wrapped into pressure bandages foot to knee and it hurts and itches. I cant wear shoes, I cant wear my flipflops, I have to gimp around, on my bike, do my stuff like a 355 lbs zombie, i am forbidden to swim because of the risk of getting infected, my whole summer has gone to Hell and its estimated that I might be in this sorry state for 3 months or so.
Rather than throwing myself a pity party or simply spending those three months in Mexico which is REALLY tempting I'm instead going to exercise what I can, diet what I can and lift myself up using mental strength.
Online, I find extreme subject, extreme words, kickass music, powerful peptalks and the like quite helpful in whipping myself up into a good vibe frenzy.
Basically, the euphoria of MDMA and MXE without the drugs, the drive of stimulants, the painkilling of poppy tea and the anxiolysis of a strip of benzos, not by the power of drugs but by the power of my mind. Quiet meditations and hypnotic frenzies.
People around me, online and off, tend to like what I'm doing, even though its extreme, some get swept up in the frenzy. Trance is contagious if you let it.
As to extreme subjects, I had thought for a while to make a poll about the Dark Side and try to give it such drive that people dared to show the true colors of their ugly side, the side that we normally nicely tuck in but high sometimes says hi on high dose trips.
In the Pub there is much obscenity directed outward against people who are and arent here to read it.
Why not a thread about the beast inside?
I can tell you that if you take the poll, almost all questions have a full spread of diversity.
And, thats honest, thats good I think. Clears the air.
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Seriously_trippin said: Usually these polls suck big ass donkey balls but those were some decent questions.Quote:
morrowasted said:
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Patlal said: I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
depends on what you mean by hurt, but in most cases no, you're wrong
I actually agree with Patial .
Animals are innocent. But humans... You know that in the future, somehow, for no good reason, the human will be guilty of something. So hurt him now. It's an investment in the future.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546820 - 08/16/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
I'd rather chop a cow's head off with a Chinese War Sword (nongraphic funny vid)
than run a human over (with my bike lol) in a way that would put them in a wheelchair.
I'd rather harpoon a Blue Whale (objectively the worst thing you can do in taking 1 life) than shoot a human
Human lives over any lives for me, I'm speciesist like that. Maybe if I become a vegetarian like Hitler, that would change.
Humans have an inner directive thats not subjective, and that is to avoid killing one of your own species. Its VERY strong for me.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546836 - 08/16/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Animals are innocent.
How can a catlover say that? Cats go full psycho killer on mice and birds for the thrill of the kill. Stomp on their backs to break the spine, then play clawed rodent tennis and if he stops responding vividly to that, chew him a bit with HUGE excited pupils like he's receiving head in all nine lives at once. Cats are boundlessly sadist in the De Sade way, to the death and beyond.
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#23546840 - 08/16/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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Patlal said:
Animals are innocent.
How can a catlover say that? Cats go full psycho killer on mice and birds for the thrill of the kill. Stomp on their backs to break the spine, then play clawed rodent tennis and if he stops responding vividly to that, chew him a bit with HUGE excited pupils like he's receiving head in all nine lives at once. Cats are boundlessly sadist in the De Sade way, to the death and beyond.
They don't choose. It's instinct.
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546853 - 08/16/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Instinct my foot! Domesticated cats that hunt are serial killers. Wild cats kill and eat, domesticated cats do it for the lulz.
You can liken your cat to hannibal lector and still love him 
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
#23546855 - 08/16/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tell your foot to shove itself in your ass!
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23546860 - 08/16/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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With my legs mummied in, I'm not that agile
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Great Scott]
#23546966 - 08/16/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Blown-up phobia"
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
#23547101 - 08/16/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.
maybe most people but not me I'd far rather kill a random animal than a random human. Unless it's a cat. Dog, sure, but cats no way. Cats are my true people I'd kill rabbits and chickens all day though
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