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PIGS of the PUB - the Poll!
    #23546085 - 08/16/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Y'all are so nice and civilised, but if history taught us anything is that civilisation is just a mask people put on to get by in society without hassle.

The following poll has 3 answers for every question:

UP FOR IT
NOT UP FOR IT
STAL

That you are "up for it" doesnt mean thats how you roll but rather "that is something I could see myself doing if the going got rough"

If you just WOULDNT even in a pinch, you are NOT UP FOR IT.

If you are psychologicaly incapable of making up your mind on this question, choose STAL.

Time to play.

GG?



Let's do this.

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sWine: drink Wine from a bottle (or hard liquor)
You may choose only one
Nose fulla snot, nothing to wipe, you blow your nose in your hands and rub them to clean them
You may choose only one
The morning after the binge: finish your cold pizza for breakfast and wash it away with whats left in your can
You may choose only one
Fuck three sisters (or brothers) of legal age separate and in moresomes because y'all are so fucking attracted and no one is jealous.
You may choose only one
Beating the fuck out of someone for introducing a loved one to heroin/crack/meth *insert demon drug*
You may choose only one
As an addict, introducing your significant other to your addictive drug so you can be users together and not fight over it (addictive drugs, not pot or psychs)
You may choose only one
Literally setting a nuke off in the desert for teh lulz knowing that nuclear pollution is here to stay
You may choose only one
When you have the common cold, deliberately infecting people for mischief
You may choose only one
When you got an STD, fucking without a condom because condoms suck and they have pills now
You may choose only one
Pocketing the solid 18 gold lighter of a rich smoker who is a fucking asshole
You may choose only one
No toilet paper in a public shitter, wipe your hands with your shit and wash it off in the basin
You may choose only one
Completely defiling a toilet by pissing and shitting up the wall and everywhere when you are drunk
You may choose only one
Having "consensual" sex with an underage girl/boy because the opportunity presents itself.
You may choose only one
Under exceptional circumstances, raping the fuck out of someone.
You may choose only one
Narking on your dealer to avoid a week's worth of police cell hotel (and a criminal record for drugs)
You may choose only one
Getting excessively violent with someone who "has it coming" for instance who assaults you.
You may choose only one
Under exceptional circumstances, euthanizing yourself peacefully
You may choose only one
Under exceptional circumstances, killing yourself violently.
You may choose only one
Savagely abuse an animal
You may choose only one
Setting off a nuclear weapon on a densely inhabited target of your choice, any place on earth
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (08/15/16 09:22 PM) to (No end specified)
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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23546094 - 08/16/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Only a rookie nose blower would use his hand instead of a perfectly dirty footpath.

Would you wipe poo off your shoe onto your hand just to wipe it on something else?


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #23546095 - 08/16/16 06:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

question #2 caused me to trip. Im definitely blasting a snot rocket all over my vicinity before i use my hands


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546098 - 08/16/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not grossed out by anything that comes out of me other than poo and wound fluids, I'd blow my nose in my hands in a bad pinch, then wash my hands as soon as possible.


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546115 - 08/16/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546123 - 08/16/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you wonder who the ruthless bastard was who checked UP FOR IT for "Setting off a nuclear weapon on a densely inhabited target of your choice, any place on earth"

Thats me. Allow me to explain. In times of war there may come a time that using a nuclear weapon where it hurts most actually is the LESSER evil, and the GREATER evil would be not to stop whats going on with that nuke and let the destruction unfold. In times of war sometimes you have to go 100%. I'd hate myself every remaining day of my life, but yes, I want nuclear capability. I have no intended target and no intent whatsoever to ever set it off.

I dont want it in my basement or whatsoever, but lets say an ICBM silo on the edge of town that absolutely no one would ever know about, gladly.

I live in a small country, Holland. If you set off a B-83 you see it and hear it from the high north to the deep south. To be frank, and this may sound odd, I would like my country to have nuclear strike capability and sit round the table with the nations that do. Doesn't have to be much, one or two dozen or so would be fine.

Theres American nukes in my country right now so Russia will lay waste to us if there ever was a war so, why not have a few of our own? Half a dozen cruise missiles for the navy, half a dozen bombs for the air force and a dozen ICBMs for the army.

What could possibly go wrong :lol:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23546125 - 08/16/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
:girlofdisapproval:




Oh yeah? What if you were merrily binging on a nose drug (ketamine, cocaine) and you quickly had to clear your nostrils for the next bump?

Hypothetically? :yesnod:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546148 - 08/16/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
:girlofdisapproval:



Snot rocket^^^


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546151 - 08/16/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who the frak stal'd about abusing an animal!?

:crankey:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: pachoo]
    #23546162 - 08/16/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who STAL'd about
Completely defiling a toilet by pissing and shitting up the wall and everywhere when you are drunk
We found who did it guys!


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546183 - 08/16/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So which heavily populated city are we nuking?


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
    #23546185 - 08/16/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you are about to launch a MIRV'd ICBM with 12 warheads, yours :cookiemonster:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23546606 - 08/16/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
question #2 caused me to trip. Im definitely blasting a snot rocket all over my vicinity before i use my hands



Quote:

pachoo said:
Who the frak stal'd about abusing an animal!?

:crankey:




Snot rockets all the way and fuck animal abusers.

These went from pretty normal to full crazy. Siblings fucking would gross me out.


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23546639 - 08/16/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pub you're a bunch of beasts, good show :awesome:

Good lord we have people who shit all over the public restroom, we have francis begbie, we have the grapist (wow), recreational nuclear terrorists, thieves and 92% of us is in for punching out if the going gets too rough.

Oprah's song was "I'm every woman, its all in me" and thats basically the human condition. We all have the capacity to be any of us at some moments, a jesus, a hitler and everything in between.

Thanks for being honest guys, y'all have done some serious soul searching and are not afraid to put your soldiers in the game.


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546655 - 08/16/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"Completely defiling a toilet by pissing and shitting up the wall and everywhere when you are drunk"

People who do this are fucking idiots. They think they are sticking it to corporate America or causing chaos and mayhem but really they are just screwing up the day of someone who makes really low wages.


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Asante]
    #23546752 - 08/16/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thats the most fucked up poll ive ever read!

I dont have the ballz to vote yet :eek:


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23546760 - 08/16/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: Patlal]
    #23546767 - 08/16/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.



depends on what you mean by hurt, but in most cases no, you're wrong


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: morrowasted]
    #23546787 - 08/16/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Usually these polls suck big ass donkey balls but those were some decent questions.
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Quote:

Patlal said:
I think most people on earth would rather hurt a human than an animal.



depends on what you mean by hurt, but in most cases no, you're wrong



I actually agree with Patial .


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Re: PIGS of the PUB - the Poll! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23546801 - 08/16/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
thats the most fucked up poll ive ever read!

I dont have the ballz to vote yet :eek:





Yeah its completely off the wall. I'll give you a backgrounder.

I got legs that have eczema and now are swollen like balloons. On top of that I have wounds there that refuse to heal because of the eczema and edema. So, I got both my lower legs tightly wrapped into pressure bandages foot to knee and it hurts and itches. I cant wear shoes, I cant wear my flipflops, I have to gimp around, on my bike, do my stuff like a 355 lbs zombie, i am forbidden to swim because of the risk of getting infected, my whole summer has gone to Hell and its estimated that I might be in this sorry state for 3 months or so.

Rather than throwing myself a pity party or simply spending those three months in Mexico :mxe: which is REALLY tempting I'm instead going to exercise what I can, diet what I can and lift myself up using mental strength.

Online, I find extreme subject, extreme words, kickass music, powerful peptalks and the like quite helpful in whipping myself up into a good vibe frenzy.

Basically, the euphoria of MDMA and MXE without the drugs, the drive of stimulants, the painkilling of poppy tea and the anxiolysis of a strip of benzos, not by the power of drugs but by the power of my mind. Quiet meditations and hypnotic frenzies.

People around me, online and off, tend to like what I'm doing, even though its extreme, some get swept up in the frenzy. Trance is contagious if you let it.

As to extreme subjects, I had thought for a while to make a poll about the Dark Side and try to give it such drive that people dared to show the true colors of their ugly side, the side that we normally nicely tuck in but high sometimes says hi on high dose trips.

In the Pub there is much obscenity directed outward against people who are and arent here to read it.

Why not a thread about the beast inside?

I can tell you that if you take the poll, almost all questions have a full spread of diversity.

And, thats honest, thats good I think. Clears the air.


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