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Ogla



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Man has bad trip to station
#23545738 - 08/15/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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August 14, 2016
Butler County, Pennsylvania - A man apparently high on LSD managed to escape from a Butler police holding cell, according to reports. But the suspect didn’t get far out of the lockup.
City police caught the suspect, Jarett D. McNeill, 22, of Butler Township, just after 11 p.m. Friday near the exit door at the city police station on North Washington Street
He is being held in the Butler County Prison on felony and other charges stemming from his bad trip to the station.
Police Sgt. Brian Grooms said he found McNeill shortly after 9 p.m. after being called to a home in the 300 block of West Penn Street for an unknown man sitting on the front porch talking to himself.
He was “rambling on about how he loves Ford and mustard,” court documents said, when police got there.
When asked his name, according to a police affidavit, he said, “1994.”
While Grooms spoke to McNeill, he repeatedly sat up and laid back, and swung his arms back and forth. He was arrested for public intoxication and placed in a police car.
But once in the cruiser, police said, the defendant bounced himself around in the vehicle and at one point kneed the side door, damaging it.
A search of the suspect turned up a square tab of suspected LSD. He was placed in a holding cell at the station.
Police said McNeill began “hitting and slamming his body” into the cell door, which caused the lock to break at 11:05 p.m. He made it out of the cell but was nabbed before making it out the station door.
District Judge Sue Haggerty later arraigned McNeill on a felony charge of escape and other charges of criminal mischief, possession of a controlled substance and public drunkenness.
He was placed in the county prison on $10,000 bail following arraignment.
http://www.butlereagle.com/article/20160814/NEWS20/160819956
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tealeaf
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Ogla] 1
#23546099 - 08/16/16 06:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Police said McNeill began “hitting and slamming his body” into the cell door, which caused the lock to break at 11:05 p.m. He made it out of the cell but was nabbed before making it out the station door.
I can just imagine the cops hearing him doing this and saying, "Bash it all you want asshole, its never gonna open".......and then dude inside is like  
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: tealeaf]
#23546175 - 08/16/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Public drunkenness?
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mushiefeet
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: searching]
#23546816 - 08/16/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"after being called to a home in the 300 block of West Penn Street for an unknown man sitting on the front porch talking to himself."
Fucking asshole neighbors he was sitting on a porch who the fuck cares if he was talking too himself that is zero reason too call the cops, what a loser let the man chill on the damn yard he was not doing anything to anyone. The PERSON WHO CALLED lol, was more so 
Also Leaf that's a hella funny and perfect emote set lol
Edited by mushiefeet (08/16/16 12:56 PM)
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: mushiefeet]
#23546968 - 08/16/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol I wonder if he was just on lsd, or if he was on a meth binge and took lsd or something crazy.
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FractalMind
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: bigbitch]
#23548488 - 08/16/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol set and setting. Make sure you have cool neigbors if you're gonna fry on your front porch... sad but America is full of pussies. Better safe than sorry...
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: FractalMind] 1
#23549085 - 08/17/16 06:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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durian_2008
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Adden]
#23551480 - 08/17/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Motorcars, French fried potaters, and mustard.
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Chain M
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: durian_2008]
#23555080 - 08/18/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Setting- too bad your front porch isn't a cool place to "talk to yourself"- This country is full of nosey pussies.
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Chain M]
#23558130 - 08/19/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: durian_2008]
#23562070 - 08/21/16 03:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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This sounds like a terrible experience.
-------------------- "This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire of changing his bed. One would prefer to suffer near the fire, and another is certain he would get well if he were by the window." - Charles Baudelaire
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Freedreamer]
#23562456 - 08/21/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If he would've been rambling about dodges this would've been a hell of a lot better for the guy.
Ban ford's.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Ogla]
#23562468 - 08/21/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I fucking love Ford and mustard.
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vandago



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If I even see mustard I start sweating. I've only tried it once by mistake, it was last year, and I threw up everywhere and never ate a burger from that place again.
But is he was all "dodge and salsa" That guy would've been a hero in everyones eyes
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: vandago]
#23562600 - 08/21/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What the fuck is wrong with you.. Mustard is amazing
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Into The Woods
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Kinko]
#23562769 - 08/21/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like mustard that comes in tiny jars.
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Re: Man has bad trip to station [Re: Kinko]
#23563114 - 08/21/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kinko said: What the fuck is wrong with you.. Mustard is amazing
We will send an empty jar of it over to furry land for you.
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