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So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend...
    #23544945 - 08/15/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A few weeks ago I was in my hometown (Des Moines) visiting family and friends for a few days - I even talked a buddy of mine who's from NY to make the trip with me.

During my last night there, I met a chick at the bar and we really hit it off.  I tried to go home with her since my parents basement didn't seem like the best idea, but she had a friend in town visiting her too so unfortunately it just didn't work out.  We exchanged numbers that night and kept it touch every day for the next couple weeks.

We decided to get together again, so I flew back this past weekend.  Friday night we met for drinks and then followed it up with dinner.  Things were going great, so we hit the bars after dinner and ended up back at her place late night. 

Things are a bit foggy, but after a few shag sessions and completely nude and in the dark, I stupidly did this flying superman thing into bed and crushed her arm.  It made the worse noise imaginable but she took it like a champ and we passed out shortly after.  Her arm/fingers were swollen all weekend but she didn't really complain much so I figured it was just a bad sprain.

Fast forward to today and after a visit to the doctor, it turns out she/I broke her wrist in 3 spots and she has a cast up to her elbow.  I offered to pay for the doctor bills or a flight to NYC to visit me - no response. 

The end.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: DustyBottoms] * 3
    #23544964 - 08/15/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not the end, just wait for the sheriffs department to show up with your paperwork


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23544975 - 08/15/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah. that stereotype. just keep thinking about it, whiny.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23544985 - 08/15/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hope it works out bud


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Stplsd] * 1
    #23545001 - 08/15/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You should've done the swanton bomb.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23545030 - 08/15/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well that sucks. Just give it some time, I bet if she was really pissed she would have been demanding that you pay for it instead of ignoring you when you offer.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545031 - 08/15/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bitches are cop callers man, I have a genuine concern that she probably filed a police report and they told her not to talk to him until the case is over


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23545039 - 08/15/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sure, sure, but like, it's obvious, and it's not like he's gonna be like i'm gonna get my lawyer on the phone, that bitch isn't going to report me, when it's not certain the propensity to send said papers isn't certain, as said papers have not been received.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23545041 - 08/15/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Judging by her response to it according to OP, if that is the case, I'm betting her girlfriends convinced her to file one


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23545053 - 08/15/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yes, let's all presume like we all can scry the surface of reality like wizards and just know things for certain with no evidence.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Eminence]
    #23545054 - 08/15/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Eminence said:
Judging by her response to it according to OP, if that is the case, I'm betting her girlfriends convinced her to file one





Fuck yeah her friends talked her into filing one, they want to party on that settlement check


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545055 - 08/15/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'll bet you really impress yourself sometimes, don't you?


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: idiotek]
    #23545073 - 08/15/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Everybody chill.  She just called me.  All is good.  She's going to get back to me on my offer in the next week or two...I imagine so she can see how big the doctor bill is first...now THAT'S stereotypical :puddingpop:


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: idiotek]
    #23545079 - 08/15/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well it appears her insurance covers it ane shes absolutely done with you O

Ps. Well fuck, jusr maybe, shes fine with it however baffling that may be...


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: idiotek]
    #23545097 - 08/15/16 07:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Geoff Peterson said:
I'll bet you really impress yourself sometimes, don't you?



no. i mostly just attempt to make myself laugh when in regards to pondering why someone is jumping to conclusions and i want to point that out to said person. that's not impressive. just more mindgames.


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545098 - 08/15/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
yes, let's all presume like we all can scry the surface of reality like wizards and just know things for certain with no evidence.





I am just speaking from 30 years experience and a few trials, if a bitch gets hurt and quits talking to you; you have about a 85% chance of being charged. Yes that is a bull shit number I made up from the top of my head based on my experience and the experience of my father and a few friends.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23545100 - 08/15/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i get it. but that's like a prognosis with no evidence. the papers come. there's nothing OP can do to stop it. it's an obvious conjecture. you just wanted a chance to tell your little sobb story. that's probably what it is. well, i shouldn't presume...but i will. :gameover:


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545104 - 08/15/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
yes, let's all presume like we all can scry the surface of reality like wizards and just know things for certain with no evidence.




Please shut the fuck up


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545106 - 08/15/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

We get it bro you took a basic law course in community college for your elective and you know the fancy words


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: So I broke a chick's arm over the weekend... [Re: Eminence]
    #23545107 - 08/15/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

no, you STFU, now.


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