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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23545435 - 08/15/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
I don't know any sentence that starts with "How" that isn't a question.




How akira's butthole stays tight yet malleable is a mystery, even to himself.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545444 - 08/15/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
a sentence that isn't a question. that's what.




My point is totally imploding by reading your messages this evening. 

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23506998

:facepalm3:


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545451 - 08/15/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
a sentence that isn't a question. that's what.

can we get back to deadly ways to murder people? i say dirt is better than box. i segued into that notion and my opinion thereof. i don't give a fuck about anything else.



You're the one derailing it in the first place :cookiemonster: hence the reason your post is deleted.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: nuds]
    #23545452 - 08/15/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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nuds said:
The romans used to have a brass bull that they would put people in and leave hovering over the top of a fire, allowing the metal and the air inside to be slowly heated until they eventually died, they modified the openings so that the peoples screams would be distorted and sound like animal sounds.



You know I was just thinking of that one before I saw you'd posted it. I can recall how bemused I was when I first heard about it, I read up on it on wiki.

Turns out the guy that created it, at the behest of his ruler, was then the first person it was tested on. Gnarly:

Brazen Bull


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23545460 - 08/15/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Quote:

Kush_Zombie said:
I don't know any sentence that starts with "How" that isn't a question.




How akira's butthole stays tight yet malleable is a mystery, even to himself.



I stand corrected.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23545468 - 08/15/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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DustyBottoms said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
a sentence that isn't a question. that's what.




My point is totally imploding by reading your messages this evening. 

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23506998

:facepalm3:



who the fuck are you? this Kush guy thinks i'm like "reading him" or like "calling for his attention", and this guy keep acting like an asshole in other threads. i am not the asshole here. i'm dealing with an asshole.


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545474 - 08/15/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
this Kush guy thinks i'm like "reading him" or like "calling for his attention"




Why are you quoting? Who said "reading him" or "calling for his attention"?


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545476 - 08/15/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:derail:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545477 - 08/15/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
a sentence that isn't a question. that's what.

can we get back to deadly ways to murder people? i say dirt is better than box. i segued into that notion and my opinion thereof. i don't give a fuck about anything else.



You're the one derailing it in the first place :cookiemonster: hence the reason your post is deleted.



no, it's deleted because mr PSP mod decided to visit and his pacifism is on the look out for my rhetorical epithets; not anything you said.

i didn't derail anything. you derailed this thread by telling me some bullshit that had nothing to do with anything. no one asked if you, nor insisted, that i follow your train of thought. and i didn't. and you got pissy, and i told you to stfu.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545483 - 08/15/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
no, it's deleted because mr PSP mod decided to visit and his pacifism is on the look out for my rhetorical epithets; not anything you said.



When did I say it was for anything I said?


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545485 - 08/15/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Somebody tying you down, and finger nail clipping you to death.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545487 - 08/15/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's getting pissy? That's just how I normally talk on here :shrug: go through my posts if you don't believe me. Sorry I rustled your jimmies and made you feel the need to link my post :lol:


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: vandago]
    #23545489 - 08/15/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
Somebody tying you down, and finger nail clipping you to death.



Like, clipping which bit of you?


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23545495 - 08/15/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Every single bit.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: vandago]
    #23545501 - 08/15/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Reckon you could work all the way to the bone with a nail clipper? Man, that would take the kinda determination this guy had:



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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: nuds]
    #23545513 - 08/15/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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nuds said:

Vlad the impaler was a dude way back in the day that used to get his kicks by watching criminals get slowly impaled on stakes from the anus until it came out of their mouths.







Gah!!!

:awesurprise:

I was thinking about this while taking a shower. Pretty horrifying. He had loads more messed up things.

Honestly just historical torture is just barbaric. There was a show I watched where they brought out a torture utensil that was used against women. I believe it was french and they would insert the tool into your vagina and crank it wider and wider.

*shudder*


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23545514 - 08/15/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It would be a task, yet isn't any?


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: pachoo]
    #23545532 - 08/15/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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pachoo said:
Quote:

nuds said:

Vlad the impaler was a dude way back in the day that used to get his kicks by watching criminals get slowly impaled on stakes from the anus until it came out of their mouths.







Gah!!!

:awesurprise:

I was thinking about this while taking a shower. Pretty horrifying. He had loads more messed up things.

Honestly just historical torture is just barbaric. There was a show I watched where they brought out a torture utensil that was used against women. I believe it was french and they would insert the tool into your vagina and crank it wider and wider.

*shudder*





Sounds like a hardcore OBGYN experience gone wrong.

An OBGYN told me I was "too rapey" on stage because I went on after a guy did an entire set about how "Baby it's cold outside" is clearly about date rape.....shes all im leaving.....hes like...but but....it's cold.....

My entire set was her bum rushing the stage screaming at ME because the last guy told a rape joke, and she was a gyno and had to see that kinda stuff regularly and it wasn't funny.

Amongst other awful things I said to her one was "Nobody goes to the gynecologist because they want to....they go because they HAVE to which makes YOU way more rapey than anyone in here."

She had to be tackled by the bartender and drug outside it was so bad.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: vandago]
    #23545636 - 08/15/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man.... now that I think about that song it is kinda pushy. Hrmmmm :strokebeard:

That is a pretty awful thing to say man!!! But it was awful of her to judge you based on another's gig. Or did you continue on his thing?

I hate going to the gyno. They're always like "please relax", like we've been going steady or something.


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Re: Worst way to get murdered? [Re: pachoo]
    #23545724 - 08/15/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There was no way this bitch was a gyno, it was midnight on a sunday.  I feel sorry for any of her "customers"  She was just eerily creeped out by the guy before me, which is a genuinely nice guy, and took it out on me because I'm an easier target.

Her heckling me turned into me roasting her for 10 solid minutes and it couldnt have been better...because...it was an open mic.....and I was gonna tell rape jokes anyways so.......


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