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How many push-ups does God do?
#23544652 - 08/15/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, not how many CAN he do. 
As God helps those who help themselves and I want to stay fit, so I do 25 pushups, how many does God contribute?
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God has a rocking swimmer's body.
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No wonder he gets all the babes. He is helping himself and not me!
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But to answer your question seriously... you should give credit to God for at least three of those push-ups
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I searched the entire Bible for the formula. I must have missed it.
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He is the alpha and the omega. So either one or none
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You only do 25 push-ups? You must not care that much about staying fit cuz that's nothing, even assuming you mean daily.
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: Eminence]
#23544914 - 08/15/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If I had divine assistance as promised I could do way more.
You must be getting the heavenly aid I am being denied.
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every time something moves God does a push-up, so that's how many push-ups.
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23545835 - 08/16/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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When does he kill a kitten?
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when the movements have ceded in push-ups.
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God's pushups = angels dancing on pin
Also, biblically speaking, alpha and omega aren't binary. They represent a set from first to last. By this correlation God does them all.
Last of all don't forget...
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: Revok]
#23545842 - 08/16/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: nooneman]
#23545886 - 08/16/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So why bother?
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This is not really a joke thread. How can one determine that one is receiving God's help? That seems to be impossible to verify.
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Depends on your belief of what God is. If you believe the word God represents the energetic structure that interlinks all things then you are obviously receiving God's help by existing and doing. If you believe it's a guy hiding in the clouds, probably not unless he's standing there spotting you.
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: nuentoter]
#23546201 - 08/16/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The energetic structure, as you put it, would be assisting whether one was doing or not doing.
The clichéd statement I referred to implies an extra boost.
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Probably not turn.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: This is not really a joke thread. How can one determine that one is receiving God's help? That seems to be impossible to verify.
When you look as shredded as Jesus did on the crucifix
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: If I had divine assistance as promised I could do way more.
You must be getting the heavenly aid I am being denied. 
What's divine assistance? Angel Dust? I bet it could make that miracle happen.
Then go polish off those cyber bullies...
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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#23546813 - 08/16/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The answer is 12 out of 25. 12 done by you and one done by you miss counting. In theory we does nothing inside the time stream but stands outside of it. So in the sense he does nothing but knows everything. On the other hand knowledge can only be done by doingvin some fashion. So settle and. Give god no credit cause you hate him or 48% of total push ups
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