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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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How many push-ups does God do?
    #23544652 - 08/15/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, not how many CAN he do. :nono:


As God helps those who help themselves and I want to stay fit, so I do 25 pushups, how many does God contribute?


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23544663 - 08/15/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

God has a rocking swimmer's body.



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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544695 - 08/15/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No wonder he gets all the babes. He is helping himself and not me!

:kingcrankey:


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23544718 - 08/15/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But to answer your question seriously... you should give credit to God for at least three of those push-ups


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544764 - 08/15/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I searched the entire Bible for the formula. I must have missed it. :shrug:


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23544869 - 08/15/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He is the alpha and the omega. So either one or none


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23544909 - 08/15/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You only do 25 push-ups? You must not care that much about staying fit cuz that's nothing, even assuming you mean daily.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: Eminence]
    #23544914 - 08/15/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I had divine assistance as promised I could do way more.

You must be getting the heavenly aid I am being denied. :mad:


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23545833 - 08/16/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

every time something moves God does a push-up, so that's how many push-ups.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545835 - 08/16/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When does he kill a kitten?


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23545836 - 08/16/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

when the movements have ceded in push-ups.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23545840 - 08/16/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

God's pushups = angels dancing on pin


Also, biblically speaking, alpha and omega aren't binary. They represent a set from first to last. By this correlation God does them all.

Last of all don't forget...


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: Revok]
    #23545842 - 08/16/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:winning:


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23545875 - 08/16/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

-25


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: nooneman]
    #23545886 - 08/16/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So why bother?


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23546117 - 08/16/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is not really a joke thread. How can one determine that one is receiving God's help? That seems to be impossible to verify.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23546177 - 08/16/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Depends on your belief of what God is. If you believe the word God represents the energetic structure that interlinks all things then you are obviously receiving God's help by existing and doing. If you believe it's a guy hiding in the clouds, probably not unless he's standing there spotting you.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: nuentoter]
    #23546201 - 08/16/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The energetic structure, as you put it, would be assisting whether one was doing or not doing.

The clichéd statement I referred to implies an extra boost.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23546211 - 08/16/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Probably not turn.


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Re: How many push-ups does God do? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23546352 - 08/16/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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This is not really a joke thread. How can one determine that one is receiving God's help? That seems to be impossible to verify.




When you look as shredded as Jesus did on the crucifix


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