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EternalCowabunga
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stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom *DELETED* 6
#23543943 - 08/15/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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*EDIT* THIS was a satire post. This post does not reflect my true identity and spirit. I probably should have never made it.
So I am 18 years old, still living with my rents. Today my mom came into my room, it was only like 11 am.. fucking ridiculous, can she let me sleep a little so I can have energy for the day and not go fucking insane?
So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt
She comes in and she is like "so when are you going to clean your room?"
I was so pissed off that I said "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK THAT COP" so I've been cleaning my room for the last ten minutes..
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Edited by EternalCowabunga (02/12/17 01:29 AM)
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EternalCowabunga
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Edited by EternalCowabunga (02/12/17 01:01 AM)
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Bubbles85

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Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt cause she is trying to seduce our neighbor who is a cop.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] 1
#23544012 - 08/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] 2
#23544017 - 08/15/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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this is a great fucking thread op
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Vriska Serket] 1
#23544035 - 08/15/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is this satire?...
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Lord_DankPot] 13
#23544041 - 08/15/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, this is a tire.
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: abltsandwich]
#23544049 - 08/15/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bwahaha! That's funny..
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Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.
Ftfy.
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EternalCowabunga said: probably just gonna febreeze the fuck out of it
Classic maneuver
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
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EternalCowabunga said: So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.
Ftfy.
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Grateful Dead] 1
#23544563 - 08/15/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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+1 op great thread make more like it!
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Connoisseur]
#23544976 - 08/15/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahahah you still live with your parents......
at least save some money for when the kick you out
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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Kenetic]
#23544993 - 08/15/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A teen or early 20 year old living with parents is a reality now . The average is 28 atm.
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