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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom *DELETED* * 6
    #23543943 - 08/15/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

*EDIT* THIS was a satire post. This post does not reflect my true identity and spirit. I probably should have never made it.

So I am 18 years old, still living with my rents. Today my mom came into my room, it was only like 11 am.. fucking ridiculous, can she let me sleep a little so I can have energy for the day and not go fucking insane?

So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt

She comes in and she is like "so when are you going to clean your room?"

I was so pissed off that I said "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK THAT COP" so I've been cleaning my room for the last ten minutes..


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 3
    #23543954 - 08/15/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You regged when you were seven?


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23543961 - 08/15/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 7
    #23543964 - 08/15/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:doingmediocre:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23543965 - 08/15/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I believe this whole story.

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23543976 - 08/15/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt cause she is trying to seduce our neighbor who is a cop.



:picdidnthappen:

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] * 1
    #23544012 - 08/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:trollcop:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] * 2
    #23544017 - 08/15/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

this is a great fucking thread op


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23544035 - 08/15/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Is this satire?...


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Lord_DankPot] * 13
    #23544041 - 08/15/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No, this is a tire.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23544049 - 08/15/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Bwahaha! That's funny..

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23544121 - 08/15/16 01:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.



Ftfy.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23544147 - 08/15/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
probably just gonna febreeze the fuck out of it




Classic maneuver

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23544350 - 08/15/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.



Ftfy.



registered in 05 so its doubtful

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544479 - 08/15/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I didn't know you posted shit like this :thumbdown:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Grateful Dead] * 1
    #23544563 - 08/15/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

+1 op great thread make more like it!

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544954 - 08/15/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
this is my brother's shroomery account




:ban:

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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23544976 - 08/15/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahahah you still live with your parents......

at least save some money for when the kick you out


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544993 - 08/15/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A teen or early 20 year old living with parents is a reality now . The average is 28 atm.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 3
    #23544998 - 08/15/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Momma talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live


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