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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom *DELETED* * 6
    #23543943 - 08/15/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

*EDIT* THIS was a satire post. This post does not reflect my true identity and spirit. I probably should have never made it.

So I am 18 years old, still living with my rents. Today my mom came into my room, it was only like 11 am.. fucking ridiculous, can she let me sleep a little so I can have energy for the day and not go fucking insane?

So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt

She comes in and she is like "so when are you going to clean your room?"

I was so pissed off that I said "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK THAT COP" so I've been cleaning my room for the last ten minutes..


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 3
    #23543954 - 08/15/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You regged when you were seven?


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23543961 - 08/15/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 7
    #23543964 - 08/15/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:doingmediocre:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23543965 - 08/15/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I believe this whole story.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23543976 - 08/15/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt cause she is trying to seduce our neighbor who is a cop.



:picdidnthappen:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] * 1
    #23544012 - 08/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:trollcop:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Bubbles85] * 2
    #23544017 - 08/15/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

this is a great fucking thread op


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23544035 - 08/15/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Is this satire?...


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Lord_DankPot] * 13
    #23544041 - 08/15/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, this is a tire.



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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23544049 - 08/15/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bwahaha! That's funny..


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23544121 - 08/15/16 01:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.



Ftfy.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23544147 - 08/15/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
probably just gonna febreeze the fuck out of it




Classic maneuver


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23544350 - 08/15/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So I am 18 14 years old, still living with my rents.



Ftfy.



registered in 05 so its doubtful


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544479 - 08/15/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't know you posted shit like this :thumbdown:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Grateful Dead] * 1
    #23544563 - 08/15/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

+1 op great thread make more like it!


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544954 - 08/15/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
this is my brother's shroomery account




:ban:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23544976 - 08/15/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hahahahahah you still live with your parents......

at least save some money for when the kick you out


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544993 - 08/15/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A teen or early 20 year old living with parents is a reality now . The average is 28 atm.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 3
    #23544998 - 08/15/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Momma talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Starstepper] * 1
    #23544999 - 08/15/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:cheech:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23545002 - 08/15/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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A teen or early 20 year old living with parents is a reality now . The average is 28 atm.




that's pathetic

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #23545145 - 08/15/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But I don't listen to her cuz my head is like a siv


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23545218 - 08/15/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Get a fucking job, get a fucking roommate, and move the fuck out of stop bitching about the person paying your way saying something about what you do in THEIR house.

Baby


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23545289 - 08/15/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Stupid People are Funny




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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23545322 - 08/15/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you move out and pay your own way, you can wallow in as much of your own filth as you please

Until then, you should probably stop bitching about the person who's paying your weight.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23545355 - 08/15/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
this is my brother's shroomery account



When did you switch? I've been talking with your brother a while, if you're serious I think you need to make a new account for yourself; it's not really fair on everyone else for you to just switch up like that.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23545371 - 08/15/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

All around freeloading


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23545380 - 08/15/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
No, this is a tire.





Best response I've ever read on the shroomery.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23545632 - 08/15/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
this is my brother's shroomery account




:ban:



Man That's harsh. It's his brother your banning not him.


DO IT! DO IT NOW!!:rofl:


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23545666 - 08/15/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hahaha I think you are kidding.. maybe?


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: fungi-funguy]
    #23545692 - 08/15/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Hahaha I think you are kidding.. maybe?



Minors on this site are no joke. IT MUST BE DUNN!! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!! FOR NARNIA AND SHROOMERY!!! DO IT!!!


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I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23546406 - 08/16/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
So I am 18 years old, still living with my rents. Today my mom came into my room, it was only like 11 am.. fucking ridiculous, can she let me sleep a little so I can have energy for the day and not go fucking insane?

So she comes in all hot, wearing a fucking mini-skirt

She comes in and she is like "so when are you going to clean your room?"

I was so pissed off that I said "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK THAT COP" so I've been cleaning my room for the last ten minutes..





maybe she didnt want to bang you in a dirty room, why else would your mom walk into
your bedroom  all seductively in a miniskirt. give your mother what she wants so
badly, it's not like you havent been all up in her guts before


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23546451 - 08/16/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is the best thread ever op. Great content.


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23546634 - 08/16/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What the Freudian fuck


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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23547111 - 08/16/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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But I don't listen to her cuz my head is like a siv




Duh duh-duh! duh duh-duh! duh! duh! duh!



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Re: stupid mom asking me to clean my bedroom [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23547112 - 08/16/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Stab that bitch


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