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Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 * 2
    #23543174 - 08/15/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man i don't remember it being this hard to get some ass online.
Especially for gay sex. I remember a nice throbbing cock used to just be a few clicks away.

Anyways, since the faggos and trannyfus have been flaking i decided to try for heterosex today.

Figured i'd get started early.

The women section on CL is notoriously limited and filled with spam bots/dudes fishing for pics.

howeverrrr, after messaging 3 or 4 milfs i got back one response that didn't sound like a generic bot program and we've been chatting and exchange skypes.

All i have to do is not sperge out and she's ready to jump my bones right now. she already likes what she see's so the hardest part(making me look appealing) is over with.

Alright i got work to do.

will update.


she's preggo too :awedance:


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Apostle] * 3
    #23543176 - 08/15/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're a fucking savage, bro.


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23543198 - 08/15/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I live in a very small town and it's still easy to get cock at any time.
The women section here is 99% bots/scams and 1% escorts/hookers. I don't have the patience to go through the hundreds of ads titled something like "want succ succ? me horny wife alone, looking for any guy" or "i so wet, contact me now for good fuck" with obvious copy pastas and the person avoiding the email filter with (dots) ..... and shit like that.
And for the escorts, the ad sounds good (and cheap) but at the end.... "BTW, I am a very big BBW. If you don't like big women, don't contact me".
Why would I pay a fat women for sex? I'd rather have a good wank :hahthatsrich:


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: daz01] * 1
    #23543204 - 08/15/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I lol'd

I'd never pay for sex period.

You're spot on though.

think this bitch is a bot too.

I'm bout to just run outside naked and see if i get any takers.


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Apostle]
    #23543206 - 08/15/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anyone in broward want to have sex?


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Apostle]
    #23543207 - 08/15/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

get on fuckin tinder already bro


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: daz01]
    #23543208 - 08/15/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

im on okcupid right now and matched with a girl that says she is a queer cis woman wtf does that even mean bro


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: TheMovement]
    #23543212 - 08/15/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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im on okcupid right now and matched with a girl that says she is a queer cis woman wtf does that even mean bro




It means that you need to block her immediately.


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: TheMovement]
    #23543218 - 08/15/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

will it get me laid, like now?

i don't want to fucking swipe all day.

I also am going to make a brutally honest profile that states clearly that im poor short uneducated and unemployed but really really good at fucking.

can i just filter and get only fat chicks? i want it a sure thing.


Ah fuck my phone is smashed to bits. why don't they have a desktop version of tinder?


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Apostle]
    #23543231 - 08/15/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
will it get me laid, like now?

i don't want to fucking swipe all day.

I also am going to make a brutally honest profile that states clearly that im poor short uneducated and unemployed but really really good at fucking.

can i just filter and get only fat chicks? i want it a sure thing.


Ah fuck my phone is smashed to bits. why don't they have a desktop version of tinder?



you can download an android emulator then use that probably.

It can easily get you laid by the end of the night, just swipe right on everyone. 

Just be straightforward in your profile but not super savage.  Only a bit savage.  I have one with my girl lookin for a third and my profiles basically like "young couple hopelessly in love seeking a fun n funky third.

Twiddle n bassnectar

hiking tea camping

Come play with us"

and it gets eaten the fuck up.  We'll match with someone and theyll message back thirsty as fuck.  If u just want a definite lay just hit up the chubby girls on there.


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: TheMovement]
    #23543236 - 08/15/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yea i've never had a chub either.

How bad can it be?

Good idea with the emulator. do u have any clean ones to recommend?


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Apostle]
    #23543255 - 08/15/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

MeetMe has gotten me laid a few times. They weren't too bad looking either. You can't come off as one of the normal pervy guys so it takes a little effort but hardly any. Usually if I try for a good hour or two, I can find some chick. If you're serious about the gay/tranny shit, then MeetMe has plenty of that too. I have to decline guys and tranny's almost everytime I get online.

I've also gotten rid of a decent amount of drugs through that app :lolsy:
But that's stupid and really risky.


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Re: Attempt at sex with strangers online#5432 [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23543256 - 08/15/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ill check it out


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