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Suprise inside!
    #23541738 - 08/14/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So when I was 9...

Me and my friends well actually my cousins decided it would be a good idea if we fucked around. Next thing I know where in the crawl under the house.

This is where shit gets real.
Robby the oldest grabs a can of kerosene. Proceeds to lay this sweet nectar on the dirt FLASH a lighter sparks and there lay a sweet mellow flame.

  So we do that for awhile, so much fun. Still under the house mind you. I end up getting bored and go from under the house to the tire swing. All of a sudden I hear a roar and what followed could only be described as a chant from the most darkest of all.

My dumb as had to find out what that unholy sound was coming from. Poke my head around the entrance into hell. I stood there as my cousins poured the gas... why did I do it why was I there.. no gas got on me... BOOM AHHHHBHBBBVJC fuckkkkkkkk. I'm on fire my friends and I have no way to save myself except a cool whip lid. SMACK SMACK SMACK... Fires out.My cousins appear with there father and a hose.

  Holy shit my friends what's going to happen?

Hospital time. Almost there. Hurry..

Make it just in time. Now I tell the tale.

DON'T FUCK WITH FIRE.


PS. DON'T take what we have for granted. Live everyday as if it where your last.


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Re: Suprise inside! [Re: YaYoKush]
    #23541797 - 08/14/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When I was 9 or 10 me and a couple friends started a fire club where we would go around town and make fires. We were arrested later that day. The cops just took us to the station and had our parents come pick us up.


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Re: Suprise inside! [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23541807 - 08/14/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I was detained for lighting fires in odd places as a youngin.

Usually they were a bit out into the swamp.


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Re: Suprise inside! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23541816 - 08/14/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

alchemical salamander fire leads to mushrooms


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