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filthyknees
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How does santa clause feel about mushrooms?
#23540320 - 08/14/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Since theres a thread being entertained about what jesus thought about mushrooms i was wondering...
what people think about what santa would say about mushrooms?
What does the easter bunny think about it?
And what does the boogie man think about shrooms?
Please everyone reply taking this super seriously because this isnt just a dumb ass pointless bullshit thread.
How seriously you post determins how many presents you get this year, remember santa is watching.
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23540826 - 08/14/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Santa Claus grows mushrooms in workshop at the north pole. Where do you think dealer shrooms come from?
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23540849 - 08/14/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Santa Clause is the mushroom. 
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23540874 - 08/14/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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All I know is this, last Christmas I came to my stocking super excited and guess what? HE LEFT SOME SHROOMS IN THE STOCKING!!!
REINDEERS GONE MAAAAAAAADDDD
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Hey you really shouldn't make fun of the Easter bunny after he died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
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filthyknees
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: GrandPoobah]
#23540987 - 08/14/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think i know easter bunnys will, guys.
He doesnt want us to follow his tail, he wants us to be our own easter bunnies.

Did i mention all nonbelievers are idiots? Cause they are. I know because im not them.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23541555 - 08/14/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The boogie man loves shrooms. Me and him trip together all the time. He laughs and laughs about all the bad trips he causes other people. What a trippy fuck lol.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#23541605 - 08/14/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I saw santa one time with mushrooms - that whole "laying his finger alongside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose" thing is completely tripped out. Dude knows how to deliver too.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: PrimalSoup]
#23541765 - 08/14/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't know about Santa personally. But it's rumored he feeds his elves high grade amphetamines to handle their increased work loads.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: impaired420]
#23541785 - 08/14/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm def gonna dose on Christmas morning It's gonna be a trippy Christmas!!! Can't wait to just chill in the livingroom starring at the lights on the Tree
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
#23541811 - 08/14/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.npr.org/2010/12/24/132260025/did-shrooms-send-santa-and-his-reindeer-flying
I've heard about it before so I finally googled it. Santa and his trippy reindeer. lol
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: DabsAndTabs]
#23542255 - 08/14/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: Peyote Road]
#23542385 - 08/14/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country - K. Vonnegut “The real truth, that dare not speak itself, is that no one is in control. Absolutely no one.” ― Terence McKenna "LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have never taken it." - Timothy Leary
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: psillyboy]
#23542517 - 08/14/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Santa is down with the fungus so is mrs clause
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Quote:
filthyknees said:
Please everyone reply taking this super seriously because this isnt just a dumb ass pointless bullshit thread.
How can we reply taking this seriously, when all of your posts are completely sarcastic? And no, I'm not a christian. I of course, do not believe in santa claus either though.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: bigbitch]
#23542687 - 08/15/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Santa is evil, he is a demon after your kids. He comes down your chimney (your spine, down your chakras) into your fireplace (root chakra) and leaves presents.. which is the "gift" of deception to make little kids susceptible to all the lies of society.. beginning with Santa.. I think he would be against free thinking mushroom eaters.. ho ho ho is a call to sheep, a Shepard's call
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: Bomb Diggity]
#23542974 - 08/15/16 05:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm guessing he didn't leave you any shrooms last year?
hahahaha
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I saw a documentary that connected Old Saint Nick to the amanita, and the original tradition of Christmas was giving amanita to others.
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: bigbitch]
#23544504 - 08/15/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
bigbitch said:
Quote:
filthyknees said:
Please everyone reply taking this super seriously because this isnt just a dumb ass pointless bullshit thread.
How can we reply taking this seriously, when all of your posts are completely sarcastic? And no, I'm not a christian. I of course, do not believe in santa claus either though.
Its not meant to be taken seriously.
I added that line to highlight how dumb the thread this thread saterizes is, with many many posts of people actually seriously discussing a topic just as dumb as this one. Like really thinking its not just total bullshit LOL.
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23544515 - 08/15/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: psillyboy]
#23544801 - 08/15/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
psillyboy said: Santa Clause is the mushroom. 

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impaired420
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We are all Santa clause
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theGODSmademedoit

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Santa claus satan claws either name hes down
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How do you think Rudolph is fliyn' man
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: psilosalvia]
#23546664 - 08/16/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wish hed send mushrooms instead of presents!
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Re: How does santa clause feel about mushrooms? [Re: filthyknees]
#23546981 - 08/16/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
filthyknees said:
I added that line to highlight how dumb the thread this thread saterizes is, with many many posts of people actually seriously discussing a topic just as dumb as this one. Like really thinking its not just total bullshit LOL.
Ohh, lol. You got me! I just noticed the other thread.
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