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spirit_shadow
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The cool boss thread.
#23539882 - 08/14/16 05:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dedicate this tread to my boss who will ironically never see it but nonetheless.....this motherfucker hooked me up with a clean ass hyundai when I really needed a new vehicle. Anyone else have a cool boss story?
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nuds



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I got into a heated argument with my complex manager after calling in sick one morning that ended with me abusing him for being a callous and overbearing fuckwit and then hanging up on him. My store coordinator stuck her neck out for me after hearing about it and prevented me from getting in any shit. We're tight now
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: nuds]
#23539904 - 08/14/16 06:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The coolest boss I ever had was a French-Canadian dude. A half dozen of us that were working under him were contracted to Sky at the time and were invited to one of their ultra-lavish Christmas parties. When said bunch of us ended up in a brawl with a bunch of Sky employees, he weighed in and whooped ass like a trooper.
I've had bosses that have had my back in a political sense, but never in a physical sense like that. He shall forever have my respect for his choice in that moment.
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vandago



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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: I dedicate this tread to my boss who will ironically never see it but nonetheless.....this motherfucker hooked me up with a clean ass hyundai when I really needed a new vehicle. Anyone else have a cool boss story?
Sigma was a cool boss. But I unlocked the hadoken and whipped his ass mighty fast. Fool ain't got shit on me.
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: vandago]
#23539970 - 08/14/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My boss used to give me shit about smoking weed. He was a straight up dick, like this dude was a Grade A asshole. This story is almost going to sound made-up but I walked into the shop and he was standing there pretending to hit a meth pipe and had his torch lighter up to it and everything. Then I see this fucker blow out a cloud of smoke. Turns out he wasn't pretending and was actually smoking meth right there in front of me like it wasn't a big deal.
I walked up to him and asked "So does this mean I get to start smoking weed at work now?" and he said "I don't give a shit."
I started smoking weed at work and he kept smoking his shit. He would never hit any of my weed and I sure as hell wouldn't hit any of his shit, but we both offered and both denied.
After a while the fucker pissed me off and I quit on him. He got caught up with a meth charge and lost his wife and kid, had to go to rehab to avoid jail, which was ironic because he worked as a prison guard when he wasn't working for his construction company. His company went to shit and he lost money on it. Karma's a bitch.
HOWEVER, this dude did get me a motel for a week when I was homeless and helped me out with groceries. I can't help but have love for the guy for that....but in reality, he's really just a piece of shit and a huge dick.
That's about as close as I came to a cool boss.
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plasma
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all my bosses sucked dicks. thats why i started selling drugs
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: plasma]
#23539987 - 08/14/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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plasma said: all my bosses sucked dicks. thats why i started selling drugs
QFT
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Dark_Star
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: plasma] 1
#23540006 - 08/14/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should fill kush_zombie in on how that worked out for you.
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plasma
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: Dark_Star]
#23540018 - 08/14/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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peak-a-boo
Edited by plasma (08/14/16 07:56 AM)
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vandago



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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: plasma]
#23540025 - 08/14/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tacos.
Edited by vandago (08/14/16 08:08 AM)
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plasma
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: vandago]
#23540033 - 08/14/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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rule # 6: never shit where you sleep
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: plasma]
#23540039 - 08/14/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm actually not doing anything right now anyways 
But I am curious to know what happened to you to possibly dissuade me from future criminal mischief.
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Dark_Star
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: plasma]
#23540041 - 08/14/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tell that to cerveau. Or was that someone else? Or did other people poo & direct the fumes his way? Help me out dago, I forget.
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vandago



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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: Dark_Star]
#23540047 - 08/14/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cerveau screamed in a pregnant womans face for hours. He got a shitty wake up.
I heard some other bad shit happened to him at a festival for all the shit he talked to, but I'm not gonna go into detail.
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stzacrack
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spirit_shadow said: I dedicate this tread to my boss who will ironically never see it but nonetheless.....this motherfucker hooked me up with a clean ass hyundai when I really needed a new vehicle. Anyone else have a cool boss story?
Not really, but PLENTY of not cool boss stories
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blackdust

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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: stzacrack]
#23540100 - 08/14/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ive had a few bosses get me stoned
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K-9 Unit


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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: blackdust]
#23540142 - 08/14/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My bosses are so cool, if it wasn't for them I'd have quit my lameass warehouse job years ago.
One of them has seen the dead (with Jerry) over 60 times and is the biggest craft beer enthusiast I know. And my other boss I play DnD and cards at his house once a week. Hell the building supervisor isn't even that bad, he went to Coachella and Lolla this year and always talks to me about concerts.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: The cool boss thread. [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23540158 - 08/14/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sucks to hear that a lot of your bosses are shit. Im not going to lie i hated every boss ive had till now.
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