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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor]
    #23537646 - 08/13/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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encryptor said:
Could anything bad happen to me if I tried to cash it?




Check fraud... forgery... nothing bad at all, just some felonies.. go for it!

Quote:

encryptor said:
it's for $750!




Oh ok cool... just add grand theft.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor]
    #23537736 - 08/13/16 11:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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encryptor said:
it's for $750!  I don't see how I could be charged with Forgery because if I sign it, it would be my own signature.  Let I mentioned, the person the check is made out to has already signed it.  I heard checks are valid up to 3 years.





it wouldnt matter if he signed it, you could still be charged


and checks are good for 6 months

http://www.forbes.com/sites/moneybuilder/2012/04/26/how-long-are-undeposited-checks-good/#21653c306616


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #23537745 - 08/13/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
Offer someone half to cash it for you :justdontknow: 
But be honest with them about where it came from, not sure if legal etc.
I'd even try to talk them out of it if they agreed to it but would stop when they were dead set on the money





OP doesnt understand how that shit works, he needs the ID  of the person it
was written to in order to cash it if they're willing to accept it without
his physical presence


OP wants state supervision and jail time, let him have his day


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23537844 - 08/13/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here is what you need to do OP, copy the signature off the check and make thousands more. Like at least a thousand.

Once you have a giant bag of checks take them into a bank and dump them out then go straight to jail, do not collect 750$ :tongue2:


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: musiclover420]
    #23537850 - 08/13/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

OP knows this is a terrible idea. He just wants someone to comfort him into doing it, assure him nothing bad will happen to him.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor] * 2
    #23537880 - 08/13/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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encryptor said:
At work I was assigned to clean out desks of employees no longer working here.  On 1 desk, the employee left behind his pay stubs and a signed check he received after a trip to the UK.  I can verify the signature is indeed his own.  Could anything bad happen to me if I tried to cash it?  I'd have to sign under his endorsement signature.




Know that he is you and thieve not from ones own.

All of it is yours already. :thumbup:


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
    #23537897 - 08/13/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Call the guy the check is written out to and tell him you have his check for $750, and that you'll mail it to him for $500. You get $500 (legally), he gets a check that's two years old.

Change up the amount you charge him for mailing him his two year old check based on how gullible he is.

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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23537955 - 08/13/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

falsereality said:
Call the guy the check is written out to and tell him you have his check for $750, and that you'll mail it to him for $500. You get $500 (legally), he gets a check that's two years old.

Change up the amount you charge him for mailing him his two year old check based on how gullible he is.

/thread







check wouldn't be valid and even if he was all he'd have to do would be to call the company and they'd have to legally reissue him one. Actually I've had employers send me checks by mail multiple times(when I was a server so it was nothing too exciting amount wise) that I had never cashed, then I forgot about it again so they handed it over to my state treasury department and I checked the treasury website(EVERYONE should do this btw a lot of unclaimed money is floating out there and you be surprised that you are entitled to $ from something or other) and I finally cashed my 60 dollar(again...waitressing) check like four years later :lol:


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23537987 - 08/13/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Burn the check then smack yourself in the face for even thinking about cashing it.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23537999 - 08/13/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

this could go wrong in so many ways, but maybe try the atm to direct deposit it into your account?


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor]
    #23538011 - 08/13/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

losfreddy said:
this could go wrong in so many ways, but maybe try the atm to direct deposit it into your account?



Do not do this


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor] * 1
    #23538093 - 08/13/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor]
    #23538443 - 08/13/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

encryptor said:
Could anything bad happen to me if I tried to cash it?



Quote:

encryptor said:

I think that is check fraud and you could go to jail under the worst case scenario, probably fined though. but its such an old check that i doubt they would even let you cash it.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: falsereality]
    #23538467 - 08/13/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

falsereality said:
Call the guy the check is written out to and tell him you have his check for $750, and that you'll mail it to him for $500. You get $500 (legally), he gets a check that's two years old.

Change up the amount you charge him for mailing him his two year old check based on how gullible he is.

/thread



Yeah I'll totally give you 500$, mail it to my house, my address is 308 negra arroya lane NE Albuquerque.

And so the check is mailed, the original owner pays op and we all live happily ever after.

in reality the check gets deposited and op never hears from him again

the address i listed was walter whites from breaking bad. Idk why but as i started typing it i heard him saying it in my mind  decided to use it for an example :rofl:


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23538474 - 08/13/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
Quote:

falsereality said:
Call the guy the check is written out to and tell him you have his check for $750, and that you'll mail it to him for $500. You get $500 (legally), he gets a check that's two years old.

Change up the amount you charge him for mailing him his two year old check based on how gullible he is.

/thread







check wouldn't be valid and even if he was all he'd have to do would be to call the company and they'd have to legally reissue him one. Actually I've had employers send me checks by mail multiple times(when I was a server so it was nothing too exciting amount wise) that I had never cashed, then I forgot about it again so they handed it over to my state treasury department and I checked the treasury website(EVERYONE should do this btw a lot of unclaimed money is floating out there and you be surprised that you are entitled to $ from something or other) and I finally cashed my 60 dollar(again...waitressing) check like four years later :lol:



Are you telling me this one weird trick will make me money? What's a common thing people can claim from this site though? I'm intrigued now.:strokebeard:


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23538483 - 08/13/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's for lost money.

Could be inheritance, lost work checks, missing tax refunds, closed bank accounts that you had some cash in. Whatever really.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23538490 - 08/13/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

An asshole should always be treated like one. That's how karma works. You would be violating the laws of the cosmos if you didn't cash that check if you safely could. F that guy.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23538519 - 08/13/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ByCoverOfNight said:
An asshole should always be treated like one. That's how karma works. You would be violating the laws of the cosmos if you didn't cash that check if you safely could. F that guy.



Sounds like something an asshole would say.


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I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: encryptor]
    #23538552 - 08/13/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

encryptor said:
it's for $750!  I don't see how I could be charged with Forgery because if I sign it, it would be my own signature.  Let I mentioned, the person the check is made out to has already signed it.  I heard checks are valid up to 3 years.



It's not your money. Do you not understand what theft is?


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Re: Found Signed Check [Re: koods]
    #23538572 - 08/13/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

encryptor said:
it's for $750!  I don't see how I could be charged with Forgery because if I sign it, it would be my own signature.  Let I mentioned, the person the check is made out to has already signed it.  I heard checks are valid up to 3 years.



It's not your money. Do you not understand what theft is?




You should be asking this question of your beloved tax collectors, liberal Statist.


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