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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



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Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. 1
#23537034 - 08/13/16 04:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm always pranking my boss. Daily. I'm going to combine all the pranks I pulled on this old decrepit mutherfuker into a vid and upload it to my YouTube
I'm always pranking my boss. Daily. I'm going to combine all the pranks I pulled on this old decrepit mutherfuker into a vid and upload it to my YouTube channel.
Let's go down the list to give you an idea of what I put this guy through. 1. He's a Georgia Tech graduate and a scotch lover. Yanks out scotch at work as soon as 4:00pm hits. I put a dead Yellowjacket in his scotch glass.
2. I covered his computer keyboard with blueberries. One on every key. He walked in, sat down looked down and started to eat them all.
3. I parked his lexus under a tree, sprinkled bird seed around his car, and watched his car get relentlessly shitted on. I have this on video. 2x
4. Found a bunch of business cards for an escort service. Slid a few of those cards into his business card stack. You should have heard the WTF when he was going through his cards to find a contact.
5. He's semi racist. Asks if black people do this and black people that. So I took some old GI Joe men and made KKK action figures. Put them on his desk.
6. I put scotch tape over his mouse laser. Should have seen this old bastard try to make the mouse run to work. Felt bad because it was bid day and we did have a large paying project to bid and secure. Too bad. We got the job though you old asshole, so stop hoe-mouthing about the mouse. MF still brings that up.
7. Faked a work related injury and said I was going to file workers comp. started limping out the door when this stuttering old motherfucker comes to me like wait, wait, wait,!! His hands were outstretched like he was trying to catch a wabbit or something. Coming at me like I'm going to fall.. Lol I had to back off the prank, he was getting serious. What a old bastard. Yeah, one workers comp claim will seriously mess up things for our small company.
8. I switched his scotch! Same bottle, cheaper brand. You should have seen this old man spit out the scotch like it was hog piss. Oh, he was mad... Good thing I bought him a new crystal scotch drink set with flask and glasses. Job saved again!
9. I turned in my resignation, showed up to work like nothing happened. Had no idea what he was talking about? Should have heard him stutter! He figured out I was joking, then fired me. Like George Jetson, he rehired me.
10. Changed all his windows sounds to animal noises. When he maximized a window, sheep sound. When he closed a window, donkey sound. Wake up desktop noise: laughing hyena. Delete file confirmation noise: guy saying " nigga please!" Hahahahaha I still tear up at this one.
His pranks on me... Pissed me off.
1. Outed me to the landscaping guy who always talks to me.. Now he just stares like....... You really a tranny yo?
2. Shorted my paycheck by $1000 on my pay stub. It was a fake becaus my bank account showed the $1000. Still fucked me up though. Though he was trippin. Old ashole.
3. Put double sided tape in my hard hat. Really dude? I went to pull off my hard hat and my weave was like seeyah!!! Better be glad I had hair appointment this weekend.
4. Ordered my new business cards and had "tranny" on them after my name.. Nice dude, nice.
5. Switched out my lotion for sunscreen. It took me 20 minutes to rub the white film off my skin. I looked like I dipped my hands in talcum powder.
6. He asked me why black women smell like coconuts. I absolutely could not answer the question. Because I had coconut lotion on and so did all the other black girls in the office.
7. Admitted that he thought I was white when we spoke on the phone prior to meeting me in person. Damn, I speak proper English dude, what more do you expect from a person born and raised in the US. ?
Now that I look at the list of shit that I did to him , I shouldn't be pissed at all.
Need more prank ideas, start postin! I'll try to record them.
-------------------- Hugs and Kisses!
Edited by Macey Howard (08/13/16 04:21 AM)
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. *DELETED* [Re: Macey Howard]
#23537042 - 08/13/16 04:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: encryptor]
#23537051 - 08/13/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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encryptor said: are you really a tranny? You went from Moe to Macey? replace water for coffee with vinegar.
Yep! I changed. Mothefucker would never have been the wiser but one of our clients required background checks for all new people entering their facility. Nice cola company.. Red white can. You've heard of them.
hahhahaahhahah we have a Kurieg coffee maker with the water reservoir He doesn't drink coffee BUT everyone else in the office will have to take one for the team. It's getting done!
-------------------- Hugs and Kisses!
Edited by Macey Howard (08/13/16 04:48 AM)
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Macey Howard]
#23537205 - 08/13/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some of that stuff is pretty serious, and hilarious. If someone parked my Lexus and got birds to scratch and shit all over it I would knock them the fuck out though. Talk is cheap but I tip well. Yeah I'm sure you're thinking "It was just some poop," well I'm telling you they have sharp, pokey little feet that can and do scratch the shit out of vehicles when they land on them. I know this because I've seen it.
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plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Macey Howard]
#23537213 - 08/13/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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tell your boss to quit being a racist homophobe and tickle his dick already
the sexual tension is loud and clear
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: plasma]
#23537240 - 08/13/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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dshsb
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: plasma]
#23537242 - 08/13/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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plasma said: tell your boss to quit being a racist homophobe and tickle his dick already
the sexual tension is loud and clear
*Shutters in disgust like stewie on family guy*
I'm going to need a piece of fried chicken to settle my nerves. It better be Popeyes- because everything else sucks.
Where's my prank recommendation MF? Thanks!
-------------------- Hugs and Kisses!
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23537244 - 08/13/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Some of that stuff is pretty serious, and hilarious. If someone parked my Lexus and got birds to scratch and shit all over it I would knock them the fuck out though. Talk is cheap but I tip well. Yeah I'm sure you're thinking "It was just some poop," well I'm telling you they have sharp, pokey little feet that can and do scratch the shit out of vehicles when they land on them. I know this because I've seen it.
Oh shit! Little bird feets can really scratch car paint? Glad his car is white!
-------------------- Hugs and Kisses!
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demiu5
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Macey Howard] 2
#23537271 - 08/13/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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if you didn't want to be pranked, you wouldn't be pranking
your first post really makes you sound like an asshole, to be honest
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Vriska Serket
Mindfang



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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Macey Howard]
#23537294 - 08/13/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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really epic prank idea you should try
walk into your office with an assault rifle and kill everyone inside and then yourself
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trees


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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23537304 - 08/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Insane prank I saw once in real life, walk into their house with shotguns loaded with blanks and just open fire right at them, trigger happy, see them shit their pants and have their life flash before their eyes
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plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23537305 - 08/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You have to say "Just Kidding" right before you kill yourself..
It makes everything okay
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specialpeopleclub



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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: plasma]
#23537348 - 08/13/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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at least all the black girls make the office smell nice
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23537362 - 08/13/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said: at least all the black girls make the office smell nice
a cute girl at home depot told me I smell like cookies
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specialpeopleclub



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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23537385 - 08/13/16 09:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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cookie smell would slay all the vag. yum
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Moonshoe
Blue Mantis


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Re: Boss pushes my last nerve, fucking with me on purpose. [Re: Macey Howard]
#23537490 - 08/13/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make sure you keep the business Cards he made that say tranny.
You have him by the balls now. He can never fire you.
You could sue him for huge money for that.
Tranny is considered a slur like faggot and the current political climate means you could cry discrimation at any time .
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