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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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God Damn Pokemon 6
#23536262 - 08/12/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Today, a co-worker was all excited because she walked 10 miles and hatched an egg (WTF) talking about squeedles and electrabuzies...
Everyone walking around glued to their phones like 1980s asians on computers with monochromatic monitors.
There is even a bulletin to all atlanta police tpo look for people who are pokedriving.
I think the world is getting dumber. Next thing you know, Elon Musk is in the hooker bidness sporting a line of autonomous tesla-hoes robotics. - but we all know that the iphone will still look the same even 10 years from now (haahha)
how many people are going to stand in line to get the first iphone 7? How many people will continue to gather at pokestops 4am to get robbed? a Pikajew and Nigglypuff.....
Fuck it, I made a motovlog
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Cowb0yNeal00



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fuckin sick moto vlog girl
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Loc: the popcorn stadium
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everyone was glued to their phones before the newest pokemon craze. it has given them more reason to be glued to their phones/devices more often and for larger durations of time.
humans are stupid
the end
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brandonshmandon
Caucasian!



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Re: God Damn Pokemon [Re: demiu5]
#23536367 - 08/12/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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10 kilometers
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

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Loc: Deep in the system
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Being a biker Macey, you'll know what I mean when I'm always at the front of the lights, tapping my fingers and waiting for the change. From there, I've seen some truly moronic shit when it comes to people and phones - I've seen people stagger, zig zag, walk into lampposts, each other, and trip over bin bags.
I get a weird satisfaction for bursting out laughing from behind my tinted visor, knowing that they have no idea that I'm in stitches over their foolishness.
I cannot understand how people can allow themselves to come to physical harm cause of what's on their phone screen. I nearly mowed down some chick recently who stepped out from still traffic into my lane. As if the thundering sound of my Ducati engine was not warning enough, she took a good 2 seconds to look up after my horn started blaring.
She was about 2 inches from ending up a bloodied mess by the time I swerved round her...
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LuSiD enthusiast
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Shitthread full of shitposts by a shitop.
no hard feelings, i just wanted to rip on you for all your threads about people shitting, personally i like pokego, but i don't have any opinion on op
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Quote:
Cowb0yNeal00 said: fuckin sick moto vlog girl 
Thanks Cowboy!
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Quote:
brandonshmandon said: 10 kilometers
Lol Pokemon player!
(I downloaded the app) not too shabby but it eats up data.. Game will get old and die soon. -hold home button till icons wiggle -delete app
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plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

Registered: 09/17/08
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Pokemon owns your phucking phace
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Being a biker Macey, you'll know what I mean when I'm always at the front of the lights, tapping my fingers and waiting for the change. From there, I've seen some truly moronic shit when it comes to people and phones - I've seen people stagger, zig zag, walk into lampposts, each other, and trip over bin bags.
I get a weird satisfaction for bursting out laughing from behind my tinted visor, knowing that they have no idea that I'm in stitches over their foolishness.
I cannot understand how people can allow themselves to come to physical harm cause of what's on their phone screen. I nearly mowed down some chick recently who stepped out from still traffic into my lane. As if the thundering sound of my Ducati engine was not warning enough, she took a good 2 seconds to look up after my horn started blaring.
She was about 2 inches from ending up a bloodied mess by the time I swerved round her...
Lol zig zag into lamp posts! I've done some pretty stupid things with my phone while driving. Selfies, filming a cool tennis ball face on a truck antenna. (I should post that)
Can't stand the women who put on makeup while driving! Just get up 10 mins early and do it.
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