|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
The coolest way you can commit suicide.
#23536123 - 08/12/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
--------------------
|
PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 2
#23536127 - 08/12/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Seems like an angsty way to go...
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn] 3
#23536157 - 08/12/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Wearing a leather jacket and slamming my face off a pinball machine making the pinball machine turn on, while busting my skull all over it.
Everyone would be like Ayyyeeeee
|
PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23536166 - 08/12/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
But after minutes of trying to come up with something better and failing, I suppose that's decent.
If I was fully ready to off myself, I'd probably try to take out as many morally reprehensible people as possible. Not like just anybody with differing opinions, but like true scumbag people that need to be offed. Would go down the list until I fail.
Edited by PatrickKn (08/12/16 08:53 PM)
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago] 5
#23536173 - 08/12/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Collecting evidence of Hillary Clinton's criminal conduct and then threatening to release it to the public. Now THAT would be a hell of way to "commit suicide".
--------------------
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn] 3
#23536176 - 08/12/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I thought we were just trying to be cool.
Like pulling up to a high school and being like "Hey man, you got a pistol?"
"No"
"Be a lot cooler if you did"
And blast my brains out all over the square.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536181 - 08/12/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536184 - 08/12/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
There was a guy who wrote an entire book on his life philosophy, titled it, "Suicide Note", publicly released the book, and then offed himself minutes later in a public area.
http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/suicide_note.pdf
I've read it, it's a pretty good read.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536188 - 08/12/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
You could sneak onto a college campus at midnight and hang yourself on the flag pole in the main quad. That would be a hell of a sight for people on their way to class the next day.
--------------------
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
|
Here's a wiki link to him. I'll try to upload the final video but i post on phone so it'll probly get fucked up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)
If i get the video up then watch the final 15 minutes , the redt of it is him tinkering with a bomb singing and he dances around a bit. The last 15 minutes are where the insanity is.
I apologize if this doesn't load right, if you search "ricardo lopez final hour" you'll find it without fail. Seriously you'd have to be severely brain damaged to not find the right one.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (08/12/16 09:01 PM)
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536198 - 08/12/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
There's a documentary called "Sound of Insects" about a guy who went off into the Canadian backwoods and starved himself to death on purpose. A hunter found his mummified corpse in a small shelter along with the diary. The diary is what the film makers used to piece together the documentary.
--------------------
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
|
Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
I've seen this video. Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.
|
trees


Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 9,194
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 1
#23536250 - 08/12/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide
--------------------
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
#23536260 - 08/12/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536266 - 08/12/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
What if you came in on a wrecking ball? But then slipped and it smashed you? That would be cool.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536295 - 08/12/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
vandago said:
Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
I've seen this video. Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.
I watched a short documentary on the guy and really his whole story was just sad and depressing. He seemed like he had some potentialbut but just got fucked when it came to how his psychological health was handled.
Then again I'm not a doctor so maybe there was no hope. The documentary was depressing though.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
demiu5
humans, lol


Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 43,948
Loc: the popcorn stadium
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536319 - 08/12/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
when i kill myself, i won't be thinking about "cool", i'll be thinking about pain and reducing all aspects of it quickly and efficiently
-------------------- channel your inner Larry David
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
|
I've always thought winding my 1000cc superbike up to as much over 150mph as I could get and then going head on into a brick wall would be a fucking super cool way out of this game.
Alas, I've not found any brick walls with a suitable run up yet.
Would it still be cool if I built the wall specifically for this purpose?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054
|
|
Someone posted pictures of a shotgun helmet on here a while back I thought was pretty cool. It had like 8 12 gauge "barrels" fiberglassed into the fiberglass helmet point at all different angles through the person who used it's head. Had an electric ignition so it basically ignited 8 12 gauge shells of buckshot containing roughly 100 pellets just under the diameter of a 9mm bullet simultaneously into his head. You gotta admire the committment and dedication in that one.
edit: pics http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
Edited by luvdemboomers (08/12/16 09:58 PM)
|
Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23536330 - 08/12/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Skydiving and not opening the parachute
|
Grateful Dead
A Growing Ambivalence



Registered: 11/19/12
Posts: 2,468
Loc: Parked Car, Playing NPR
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 2
#23536331 - 08/12/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Crazy glue my hands to my head then high myself with piano wire so it looks like I removed my own head.
-------------------- Life begins on the other side of despair...
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23536346 - 08/12/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Crystal G said: Skydiving and not opening the parachute
Of all the different ways you've sucked a dick and this is the best you can do?
|
trees


Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 9,194
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G]
#23536347 - 08/12/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
or skydiving naked
--------------------
|
brandonshmandon
Caucasian!



Registered: 07/07/15
Posts: 205
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
|
|
Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: Here's a wiki link to him. I'll try to upload the final video but i post on phone so it'll probly get fucked up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)
If i get the video up then watch the final 15 minutes , the redt of it is him tinkering with a bomb singing and he dances around a bit. The last 15 minutes are where the insanity is.
I apologize if this doesn't load right, if you search "ricardo lopez final hour" you'll find it without fail. Seriously you'd have to be severely brain damaged to not find the right one.
Holy fuck man. That's heavy!
|
ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
|
|
The Pennsylvania Treasurer who killed himself on live tv
Personally if I wanted to die I'd just take a copious amount of heroin straight to my arm. It's not cool but it sure sounds lovely
-------------------- Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 23 minutes, 6 seconds
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23536392 - 08/12/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Rope swing into a neon sign in Times Square
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23536395 - 08/12/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
luvdemboomers said: Someone posted pictures of a shotgun helmet on here a while back I thought was pretty cool. It had like 8 12 gauge "barrels" fiberglassed into the fiberglass helmet point at all different angles through the person who used it's head. Had an electric ignition so it basically ignited 8 12 gauge shells of buckshot containing roughly 100 pellets just under the diameter of a 9mm bullet simultaneously into his head. You gotta admire the committment and dedication in that one.
edit: pics http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
That's fucking crazy. Idk why but thought it would be funny if it were manually activated. Imagine someone wearing it then just headbutting the wall, or someone they hate and BAM!!
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
Mycontrollazann
Stranger

Registered: 08/12/16
Posts: 3
Loc: Following mushrooms
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
|
|
Plugging a s engine solid fuel rocket and assriding ot up to space then burning up fallling back thru the atmosphere
-------------------- "What species is this" 'I think it may be uncatalogued' "Ima stuffit with the puffball in the sweetpotato and drizzle it in honey!" "What do you mean inedible, this bitter bolete sirloin tastes pretty good!" Thanks salomon, applesmasher420, roguetripper,and all my chat and gathering buddies
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
|
That's a pretty solid second post...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
vandago



Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,917
Loc: .
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23536635 - 08/12/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Hey if anyone is going out assriding a rocket to space it's asante, goddammit.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536660 - 08/13/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
This thread reminded me of a convo i had with a kid i went to high school with who commited suicide recently.
I talkked to him maybe 5 times total through high school, but the first convo i had with him was when he said " if i wanted to kill myself i would videotape myself blowing my brains out and falling into a ground beef processing plant. I would write in my will to reveal the video years later and everyone in the country would vomit at the same time".
Idk just weird.
Now when i think of it, I'm sure more than an entire corpse worth of human matter gets mixed into ground beef daily.
When he died he was in the military and they only said that he was found dead in his cot. We all assume he OD'd since he was always pretty hard on pills and stuff.
It sucks i feel bad cause i never really got to know him. He was kind of an asshole to me if I'm being honest but he was still a cool kid i wish i could have gotten to know more.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
|
Hey when i posted that video earlier did it load right for anyone? Afaik it looks like it did on my phone.
My phone never plays embedded vids on this site, it only shows the thumbnail then never plays, so i wouldn't even know unless one of you guys confirmed for me which i would really appreciate.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
|
|
Build a massive Z pinch machine and use it to compress your body into diamond all in a single, almost instant shot.

|
natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#23536815 - 08/13/16 01:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
step 1: tie noose with piano or cheese wire step 2: go to somewhat high area. Maybe a bridge that is fairly low to the ground. step 3: secure one end of wire to a sturdy pole and place cheese wire noose around neck step 4: super glue each hand to the corresponding temple on the sides of your head. step 5: make an angry face and jump off bridge.
The cheese wire noose will decapitate you, and when people first show up to the scene it will momentarily appear like you got so angry you ripped your own head off.
--------------------
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
#23536820 - 08/13/16 01:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Fuck yeah, dude. I'm doin' it!
--------------------
|
natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
#23536821 - 08/13/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Oh man someone already said mine
--------------------
|
kaste
six-nine power slider



Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 2,401
Loc: Latvia
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
#23536835 - 08/13/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Me personally? I'd just try to live until I die from old age, letting my cells commit suicide on their own. Try to figure that out, people left behind.
I'm rolling and the negative vibes don't make a whole lot of sense to me. Get help if you need it.
--------------------
  It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
|
jsncrs
DYEL


Registered: 01/16/14
Posts: 1,170
Loc: Mars
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: kaste]
#23536848 - 08/13/16 02:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Attempt to OD on shrooms/LSD. For science.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: jsncrs]
#23536896 - 08/13/16 02:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
jsncrs said: Attempt to OD on shrooms/LSD. For science.
I don't think that would bbe as hard as people make it out to be. Mayber not an actual od, but couldn't someone get so freaked out they had a heart attack? Or maybe the body just seizes and strokes out at some point? Really i feel like any health complication could arise and the body be so fucked it couldn't sort it out at some point.
Idk i don't think either of those drugs are "dangerous" in the traditional sense, but i definitely don't think they're as safe as the average psychadelic user makes them out to be.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
|
|
Coolest way to suicide..
Sitting above a dunk tank filled with molten lava while letting a class of pre-k go at it
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 23 minutes, 6 seconds
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23537848 - 08/13/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Fuck yeah, dude. I'm doin' it!
Promise?
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods] 1
#23537865 - 08/13/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
|
Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: Mayber not an actual od, but couldn't someone get so freaked out they had a heart attack? Or maybe the body just seizes and strokes out at some point?
Both are examples of an "actual" OD though.
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23537876 - 08/13/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
This thread was obviously inspired by that shitty Suicide Squad movie.
All the real cool kids commit suicide by going aggro on cops. Get with the times, brah.
|
1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,893
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23538332 - 08/13/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
In the fucking apocalypse.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: 1234go]
#23538337 - 08/13/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Cowb0yNeal00


Registered: 06/05/13
Posts: 11,059
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23538348 - 08/13/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
|
ReposadoXochipilli
Here, there, inbetween



Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 7,501
Loc: Sand and sunshine
Last seen: 19 days, 23 hours
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23538352 - 08/13/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Ski or jump off a really big cliff.
--------------------
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23538357 - 08/13/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



Registered: 05/15/14
Posts: 6,945
Loc: United States
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23538367 - 08/13/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Crystal G said: Skydiving and not opening the parachute
While on acid
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 11 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 1
#23540298 - 08/14/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Jumping head first in front of an asphalt roller.
Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap
--------------------
|
K-9 Unit


Registered: 08/02/16
Posts: 191
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23540306 - 08/14/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Dressing up as Superman and jumping out of an airplane over Kansas.
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 11 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23540319 - 08/14/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.
--------------------
|
luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23540447 - 08/14/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Patlal said: Jumping head first in front of an asphalt roller.
Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d42_1457122214
dude lived iirc, it is crazy what type of abuse the human body can take
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 23 minutes, 6 seconds
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23540454 - 08/14/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Patlal said: Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.
747s don't have propellers
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods]
#23540482 - 08/14/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Running into a building with dynamite strapped to your chest and yelling 'Allahu Akbar!' before detonating it.
I mean, after all, you get 17 virgins to fuck in the afterlife right? What could be cooler than that..?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
trees


Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 9,194
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23540489 - 08/14/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Jokeshopbeard 'they' definitely saw you post that and are archiving it into your profile and added points to your threat level
--------------------
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
#23540491 - 08/14/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I'd be lying if I said that thought didn't cross my mind as I clicked the 'Continue' button...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23540505 - 08/14/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
And we're guilty by association. Thanks.
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal] 1
#23540506 - 08/14/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Patlal said:
Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap
LOL
It would sure make the Superbowl a million times more interesting than it is because the Superbowl is fucking super boring.
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540511 - 08/14/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Breaking into a tiger cage in the zoo on a busy day and smacking one right on the nose.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23540515 - 08/14/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
PatrickKn said: And we're guilty by association. Thanks. 
Speak for yourself!
I like your avatar. Never change it.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees] 1
#23540518 - 08/14/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
koods said: Rope swing into a neon sign in Times Square
That's a profoundly homosexual way to die
And I don't mean that in an offensive way, I don't have any problem with gay folks. I just mean, if I heard that a guy had ropeswung into a neon sign in Times Square, I'd probably think he was gay
Quote:
trees said: Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide
*Montecristos
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540523 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
LOL. Brilliant.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540524 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Are you in Canada?
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540539 - 08/14/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I decided several years ago that if I were to kill myself, I'd probably be broke, so I'd wait until I heard about an active volcano on the news, sell whatever I had to fly as close as I could to it, because of the ash clouds I'd have to boat the rest of the way, climb the fucker like Frodo in Return of the King, and if I survived the climb, my last act would be a horribly uncoordinated backflip into it
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540544 - 08/14/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Australia. Cubans are legal here too.
|
trees


Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 9,194
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#23540545 - 08/14/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
You'd probably die from the smoke or heat or lava splashes miles before you reached the opening though .
--------------------
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540549 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Ahhh. Cool. I am not a big fan of tobacco by any means, but Montecristos are damn fine cigars. I enjoyed them overseas when I was in the US NAVY.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
#23540552 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter
Bill me later
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#23540559 - 08/14/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Into The Woods said: Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter
Bill me later
Lock yourself in a helicopter on the ground and starve out until you die.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540562 - 08/14/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Even non-smokers condone them. 
They are indeed damn fine cigars.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540569 - 08/14/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Hunger strike until Jesus shows.
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540581 - 08/14/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah. I gotta give it up to what is good, even if it isn't my thing. Montecristos and Cuban H. Upmann cigars are good.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540629 - 08/14/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.
And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 11 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods]
#23540633 - 08/14/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Patlal said: Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.
747s don't have propellers 
jet engine*
--------------------
|
Moonshoe
Blue Mantis


Registered: 05/28/04
Posts: 27,202
Loc: Iceland
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23540647 - 08/14/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Mine would be injecting myself with a mix of ketamine, MDMA and DMT, then drowning myself in ice cold water .
This is because when you drown in ice cold water you can have up to an hour of brain activity .
The idea would be to have the longest possible near death experience .
My preferred method though would be to be in a sensory deprivation Tank with an IV hooked up, and be slowly, gradually fed a slowly increasing drip of MDMA, ketamine, opiates , DMT and benzos .
The doses would be controlled so that slowly, gradually I would be euthanized in the most euphoric way possible .
--------------------
Everything I post is fiction.
|
California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23540669 - 08/14/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Into The Woods said: You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.
And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.
Thank you. I've often been accused of having great taste all-around. I enjoy the finer things in life. I'm not a fan of tobacco, it is generally stinky, and the health stuff, etc., and the buzz of nicotine really isn't quite my thing. You were right. I had a brief thought of buying some, but only if they were Montecristos or H. Upmann. I always wanted to sail to Cuba.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California] 1
#23540872 - 08/14/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I wish I were more often accused of enjoying the finer things in life instead of accused of wasting money on things that will kill me.
Edited by Into The Woods (08/14/16 11:52 PM)
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
#23540879 - 08/14/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
BTW, I've wondered whenever I've seen you post, what's the blue thing by the flame in your avatar?
|
ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#23540924 - 08/14/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Do your research and find a good government building near you with a lot of squares, a place that just thrives on fucking over humanity.
Strap fifty kilograms of dynamite in classic "bandito" fashion around your back and chest, blow your life savings on a very heavy and fast truck, load it with c4. Acquire drugs, and dose the acid, mesc, oral dmt and psil an hour and a half before 0 hour. Have your blow, dope, and any accessories you also wish for loaded into a nice sized syringe with a needle that fits your favourite vein.
Have the c4 and bandito hot sausages wired to multiple impact switches on the front of the truck that will activate on impact. Rig a device that will keep the steering steady with a click.
Come careening down the highway towards the building, with the American flag and the Confederate flag stuck out of the back bed holes, you standing on top of the truck, supported. Fifty yards away from the building, jackslam your wad of drugs from the syringe, and while approaching said building, shout by way of megaphone, "The Grateful Dead were the best band of all time!!!"
Be sure you have friends get pictures. Post to shroomery. FB, instagram.
-------------------- Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law Love is the Law. Love under Will
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
|
"Take [these] drugs and go unabomber's down syndrome cousin on a building, -1 government!"
Lame
|
Kenetic
Nam Sayin



Registered: 08/24/14
Posts: 4,389
Loc: I don't believe in land
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 1
#23542069 - 08/14/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Skydiving from a maximum altitude with a near-lethal amount of liquid cocaine injected into my veins....with a wingsuit and no parachute.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic] 2
#23542234 - 08/14/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



Registered: 07/12/13
Posts: 14,473
Last seen: 2 hours, 3 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23542263 - 08/14/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
|
Quote:
Seriously_trippin said: I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster
You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (08/15/16 07:53 AM)
|
Mad_Larkin
Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23543146 - 08/15/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Crystal G said: Skydiving and not opening the parachute
when?
|
Kenetic
Nam Sayin



Registered: 08/24/14
Posts: 4,389
Loc: I don't believe in land
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
|
|
Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:
Seriously_trippin said: I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster
You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
|
Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic] 2
#23543188 - 08/15/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
The coolest way to commit suicide?
ATTAIN NIRVANA
Quote:
nirvana
(in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.
KAAAMEEEHAAAAMEEEHAAAAAAAA :
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Asante]
#23544447 - 08/15/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Asante said: ATTAIN NIRVANA
Good answer!!
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 11 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23544459 - 08/15/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Wrap yourself in steak and jump into the lion's cage at the zoo.
--------------------
|
EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 7,152
Loc: Time and Space
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23544468 - 08/15/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
the coolest way to commit suicide: eat farts till u die lol
--------------------
|
Kenetic
Nam Sayin



Registered: 08/24/14
Posts: 4,389
Loc: I don't believe in land
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
|
|
Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?
the human catapillar
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
#23544523 - 08/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Getting pecked to death by chickens.
--------------------
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
#23544789 - 08/15/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kenetic said: Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?
the human catapillar
Being trapped under a grate while water raises slowly.
I think any slow death would be the worst really.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
#23544796 - 08/15/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kenetic said: Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?
Needs a new thread.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23544811 - 08/15/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
mine is: 1: take shotgun, and attached Iphone, 2: tying up PeyoteZen to a chair, 3: take selfie
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
#23544818 - 08/15/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Have you talked with anyone about your murderous impulses?
--------------------
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23544845 - 08/15/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
whoa, i didn't think about it that way. i just though you wanted a cool way out, so i thought i'd share my cool way with you. jeez, sorry, i didn't mean to make it all about me.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
#23544929 - 08/15/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
It's okay, I already knew beforehand about your murderous nature. Consult this thread for professional advice if you should choose to resume your murderous impulses.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19104663
Advisory: Thread is for educational purposes only and I in no way endorse such egregious actions.
--------------------
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23544949 - 08/15/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
nah. i'm beyond that petty shit. if someone wants to try and murder me, i'll probably rip their eyes out. but i'm not going to kill for gain, or thrill, because i am past the human instinct and on a higher plane...until you try and hurt me or my kind. otherwise, what's the point...just get in a shit on of trouble...dumb, and likewise, also immoral, and weak most of all.
|
Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl


Registered: 12/10/02
Posts: 20,917
Loc: all up in ya
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23544952 - 08/15/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
.45 magnum to the mouth going downhill on a roller coaster, so everyone can have a piece of my mind
--------------------
[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
|
Obsesshroom


Registered: 11/05/11
Posts: 355
Loc: Canada
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 3
#23545111 - 08/15/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Seppuku
|
T-Rex




Registered: 04/05/08
Posts: 4,185
Loc: NY
Last seen: 9 days, 16 hours
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Obsesshroom]
#23545142 - 08/15/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
My older brother killed himself with a shotgun. This is probably the worst way.
Coolest way I couldn't fathom.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: T-Rex]
#23545224 - 08/15/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Sawed off? Vibes, bro. I wish someone could have been there to talk him down. That sucks.
--------------------
|
Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



Registered: 10/22/14
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545233 - 08/15/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545262 - 08/15/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
detail your suicide, by film, photography, and audio, with full journalisation of the procedure, ups and downs, insights, fascinations; so when you die, we can all study the material.
|
Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



Registered: 10/22/14
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Grateful Dead]
#23545279 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Crazy glue my hands to my head then high myself with piano wire so it looks like I removed my own head. 
Oh someone already beat me to it.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
#23545280 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545297 - 08/15/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
|
spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 25,674
Last seen: 4 hours, 11 minutes
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23545311 - 08/15/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.
|
Great Scott
Trigger Lover


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 19,797
Loc: Control Grid
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23545325 - 08/15/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
spirit_shadow said: Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.
Yeah but would you really? And what if you still had uncleared porn amongst your earthly possessions?
--------------------
|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545556 - 08/15/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23545559 - 08/15/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
That method must be instilled in the collective consciousness - three times it's been suggested!!!
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



Registered: 10/22/14
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23545566 - 08/15/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I can't remember where I heard that actually. I blame the schooling system.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
|
natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23545576 - 08/15/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Ya i was shocked when i read someone else mention it cause i have had this conversation and many other weird conversations with my older sister and i could have sworn she made it up right there. Weird maybe the idea has been around a long time haha
--------------------
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
#23545593 - 08/15/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I know I've heard the "make it look like you pulled your head off" bit somewhere off this site before.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
|


Personally i think the guys in the first pic had the right idea. Not even committing suicide, but faking it in a giant car explosion.
The second i just uploaded cause i think it's funny. But when you think of it, if you could shoot up even while jesus tries to hold you back, that's gotta be badass in some way. (Although the picture does make it look like the junky is shooting up jesus arm )
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



Registered: 10/22/14
Posts: 4,793
|
|
Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545619 - 08/15/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.
The funny thing, the jesus picture looks like it was taken in charlie kelly's apartment.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
|
|
That is clearly jesus' arm getting shot up haha.
--------------------
|
The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545646 - 08/15/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Going to town on a rocking chair wearing my trusty pair of khakis and a button up in my ripe 80s.
-------------------- You wanna get high? Drink tap water. --------------------
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
#23545655 - 08/15/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
ByCoverOfNight
SirPsyOps
Registered: 07/21/16
Posts: 68
Loc: Arkham Asylum
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545657 - 08/15/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.
|
The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23545668 - 08/15/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.
is the rocking chair wearing khakis?
-------------------- You wanna get high? Drink tap water. --------------------
|
LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

Registered: 03/14/13
Posts: 4,325
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
#23545685 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
ByCoverOfNight said: Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.
That actually sounds awesome. I never have used heroin, but now if i ever kill myself I'm strpping myself to a weather balloon with a gopro and shooting up all the way through the stratosphere.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg] 2
#23545686 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
No, you pulled them off when you started going to town on it
|
The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23545693 - 08/15/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
ive still got it
-------------------- You wanna get high? Drink tap water. --------------------
|
LiquidVisions
Consumes Psychoactive Material



Registered: 01/20/15
Posts: 1,070
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
#23545879 - 08/16/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Smoking Cigarettes.
-------------------- Step 1: Stare at this for 30 seconds
Step 2: Look at this after following step one
Step 3: Enjoy the mini trip
|
mt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
Posts: 2,348
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LiquidVisions]
#23546231 - 08/16/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Public suicide, over something small and insignificant. Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."
|
mt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
Posts: 2,348
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
#23546264 - 08/16/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I knew this girl (a friend of a friend) who used to be a real estate agent and would take potential buyers to check out all these high rise apartments. She showed one guy a balcony to one. He climbed over the railing, looked her in the eyes and smiled, then jumped to his death. Apparently shes pretty fucked up in the head now.
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
#23546278 - 08/16/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
mt cleverest said: Public suicide, over something small and insignificant. Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."
LOL
This is my favourite post in this thread so far. Maybe my favourite post all week.
Great username too.
|
|