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OfflineGreat Scott
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The coolest way you can commit suicide.
    #23536123 - 08/12/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] * 2
    #23536127 - 08/12/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Seems like an angsty way to go...


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23536157 - 08/12/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wearing a leather jacket and slamming my face off a pinball machine making the pinball machine turn on, while busting my skull all over it.

Everyone would be like Ayyyeeeee


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23536166 - 08/12/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But after minutes of trying to come up with something better and failing, I suppose that's decent.

If I was fully ready to off myself, I'd probably try to take out as many morally reprehensible people as possible. Not like just anybody with differing opinions, but like true scumbag people that need to be offed. Would go down the list until I fail.


Edited by PatrickKn (08/12/16 08:53 PM)


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago] * 5
    #23536173 - 08/12/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Collecting evidence of Hillary Clinton's criminal conduct and then threatening to release it to the public. Now THAT would be a hell of way to "commit suicide".


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23536176 - 08/12/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I thought we were just trying to be cool.

Like pulling up to a high school and being like "Hey man, you got a pistol?"

"No"

"Be a lot cooler if you did"

And blast my brains out all over the square.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23536181 - 08/12/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.



I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he  naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
    #23536184 - 08/12/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There was a guy who wrote an entire book on his life philosophy, titled it, "Suicide Note", publicly released the book, and then offed himself minutes later in a public area.

http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/suicide_note.pdf

I've read it, it's a pretty good read.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
    #23536188 - 08/12/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You could sneak onto a college campus at midnight and hang yourself on the flag pole in the main quad. That would be a hell of a sight for people on their way to class the next day.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23536195 - 08/12/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here's a wiki link to him. I'll try to upload the final video but i post on phone so it'll probly get fucked up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)

If i get the video up then watch the final 15 minutes , the redt of it is him tinkering with a bomb singing and he dances around a bit. The last 15 minutes are where the insanity is.



I apologize if this doesn't load right, if you search "ricardo lopez final hour" you'll find it without fail. Seriously you'd have to be severely brain damaged to not find the right one.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (08/12/16 09:01 PM)


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23536198 - 08/12/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There's a documentary called "Sound of Insects" about a guy who went off into the Canadian backwoods and starved himself to death on purpose. A hunter found his mummified corpse in a small shelter along with the diary. The diary is what the film makers used to piece together the documentary.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23536237 - 08/12/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.



I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he  naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.





I've seen this video.  Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23536250 - 08/12/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
    #23536260 - 08/12/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:smoker:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23536266 - 08/12/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What if you came in on a wrecking ball? But then slipped and it smashed you?  That would be cool.



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
    #23536295 - 08/12/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.



I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he  naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.





I've seen this video.  Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.



I watched a short documentary on the guy and really his whole story was just sad and depressing. He seemed like he had some potentialbut but just got fucked when it came to how his psychological health was handled.

Then again I'm not a doctor so maybe there was no hope. The documentary was depressing though.


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23536319 - 08/12/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

when i kill myself, i won't be thinking about "cool", i'll be thinking about pain and reducing all aspects of it quickly and efficiently


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 2
    #23536320 - 08/12/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've always thought winding my 1000cc superbike up to as much over 150mph as I could get and then going head on into a brick wall would be a fucking super cool way out of this game.

Alas, I've not found any brick walls with a suitable run up yet.

Would it still be cool if I built the wall specifically for this purpose?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 2
    #23536325 - 08/12/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Someone posted pictures of a shotgun helmet on here a while back I thought was pretty cool. It had like 8 12 gauge "barrels" fiberglassed into the fiberglass helmet point at all different angles through the person who used it's head. Had an electric ignition so it basically ignited 8 12 gauge shells of buckshot containing roughly 100 pellets just under the diameter of a 9mm bullet simultaneously into his head. You gotta admire the committment and dedication in that one.

edit: pics http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB


Edited by luvdemboomers (08/12/16 09:58 PM)


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23536330 - 08/12/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Skydiving and not opening the parachute


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] * 2
    #23536331 - 08/12/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Crazy glue my hands to my head then high myself with piano wire so it looks like I removed my own head. :shrug:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23536346 - 08/12/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Skydiving and not opening the parachute






Of all the different ways you've sucked a dick and this is the best you can do?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23536347 - 08/12/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

or skydiving naked


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23536356 - 08/12/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Here's a wiki link to him. I'll try to upload the final video but i post on phone so it'll probly get fucked up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)

If i get the video up then watch the final 15 minutes , the redt of it is him tinkering with a bomb singing and he dances around a bit. The last 15 minutes are where the insanity is.



I apologize if this doesn't load right, if you search "ricardo lopez final hour" you'll find it without fail. Seriously you'd have to be severely brain damaged to not find the right one.



Holy fuck man. That's heavy!


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: brandonshmandon]
    #23536382 - 08/12/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The Pennsylvania Treasurer who killed himself on live tv

Personally if I wanted to die I'd just take a copious amount of heroin straight to my arm. It's not cool but it sure sounds lovely


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23536392 - 08/12/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Rope swing into a neon sign in Times Square


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23536395 - 08/12/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Someone posted pictures of a shotgun helmet on here a while back I thought was pretty cool. It had like 8 12 gauge "barrels" fiberglassed into the fiberglass helmet point at all different angles through the person who used it's head. Had an electric ignition so it basically ignited 8 12 gauge shells of buckshot containing roughly 100 pellets just under the diameter of a 9mm bullet simultaneously into his head. You gotta admire the committment and dedication in that one.

edit: pics http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB



That's fucking crazy. Idk why but  thought it would be funny if it were manually activated. Imagine someone wearing it then just headbutting the wall, or someone they hate and BAM!!:mindblown:


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23536601 - 08/12/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Plugging a s engine solid fuel rocket and assriding ot up to space then burning up fallling back thru the atmosphere


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Mycontrollazann]
    #23536619 - 08/12/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's a pretty solid second post...


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23536635 - 08/12/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hey if anyone is going out assriding a rocket to space it's asante, goddammit.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
    #23536660 - 08/13/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread reminded me of a convo i had with a kid i went to high school with who commited suicide recently.

I talkked to him maybe 5 times total through high school, but the first convo i had with him was when he said " if i wanted to kill myself i would videotape myself blowing my brains out and falling into a ground beef processing plant. I would write in my will to reveal the video years later and everyone in the country would vomit at the same time".

Idk just weird.

Now when i think of it, I'm sure more than an entire corpse worth of human matter gets mixed into ground beef daily.

When he died he was in the military and they only said that he was found dead in his cot. We all assume he OD'd since he was always pretty hard on pills and stuff.:sad:

It sucks i feel bad cause i never really got to know him. He was kind of an asshole to me if I'm being honest but he was still a cool kid i wish i could have gotten to know more.


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23536667 - 08/13/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hey when i posted that video earlier did it load right for anyone? Afaik it looks like it did on my phone.

My phone never plays embedded vids on this site, it only shows the thumbnail then never plays, so i wouldn't even know unless one of you guys confirmed for me which i would really appreciate.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23536739 - 08/13/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Build a massive Z pinch machine and use it to compress your body into diamond all in a single, almost instant shot.





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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #23536815 - 08/13/16 01:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

step 1: tie noose with piano or cheese wire
step 2: go to somewhat high area. Maybe a bridge that is fairly low to the ground.
step 3: secure one end of wire to a sturdy pole and place cheese wire noose around neck
step 4: super glue each hand to the corresponding temple on the sides of your head.
step 5: make an angry face and jump off bridge.

The cheese wire noose will decapitate you, and when people first show up to
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23536820 - 08/13/16 01:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck yeah, dude. I'm doin' it!


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23536821 - 08/13/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh man someone already said mine

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23536835 - 08/13/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Me personally? I'd just try to live until I die from old age, letting my cells commit suicide on their own. Try to figure that out, people left behind.

I'm rolling and the negative vibes don't make a whole lot of sense to me. Get help if you need it.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: kaste]
    #23536848 - 08/13/16 02:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Attempt to OD on shrooms/LSD. For science.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: jsncrs]
    #23536896 - 08/13/16 02:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Attempt to OD on shrooms/LSD. For science.



I don't think that would bbe as hard as people make it out to be. Mayber not an actual od, but couldn't someone get so freaked out they had a heart attack? Or maybe the body just seizes and strokes out at some point? Really i feel like any health complication could arise and the body be so fucked it couldn't sort it out at some point.

Idk i don't think either of those drugs are "dangerous" in the traditional sense, but i definitely don't think they're as safe as the average psychadelic user makes them out to be.


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I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23536911 - 08/13/16 02:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Coolest way to suicide..

Sitting above a dunk tank filled with molten lava while letting a class of pre-k go at it


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23537848 - 08/13/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Fuck yeah, dude. I'm doin' it!



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23537865 - 08/13/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23537869 - 08/13/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Mayber not an actual od, but couldn't someone get so freaked out they had a heart attack? Or maybe the body just seizes and strokes out at some point?



Both are examples of an "actual" OD though.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23537876 - 08/13/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread was obviously inspired by that shitty Suicide Squad movie.

All the real cool kids commit suicide by going aggro on cops.  Get with the times, brah.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23538332 - 08/13/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In the fucking apocalypse.


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    #23538337 - 08/13/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23538348 - 08/13/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23538352 - 08/13/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ski or jump off a really big cliff.


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    #23538357 - 08/13/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23538367 - 08/13/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Skydiving and not opening the parachute




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    #23540298 - 08/14/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jumping head first in front of an asphalt roller.

Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23540306 - 08/14/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Dressing up as Superman and jumping out of an airplane over Kansas.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23540319 - 08/14/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23540447 - 08/14/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jumping head first in front of an asphalt roller.

Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap





http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d42_1457122214

dude lived iirc, it is crazy what type of abuse the human body can take


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23540454 - 08/14/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.



747s don't have propellers :facepalm:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods]
    #23540482 - 08/14/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Running into a building with dynamite strapped to your chest and yelling 'Allahu Akbar!' before detonating it.

I mean, after all, you get 17 virgins to fuck in the afterlife right? What could be cooler than that..?


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    #23540489 - 08/14/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jokeshopbeard 'they' definitely saw you post that and are archiving it into your profile and added points to your threat level


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
    #23540491 - 08/14/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd be lying if I said that thought didn't cross my mind as I clicked the 'Continue' button...


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23540505 - 08/14/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And we're guilty by association. Thanks. :willynilly:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23540506 - 08/14/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Run on the field during the Superbowl naked with a knife in your hands and stab yourself in the heart on the 50 yard line while wearing a Just Do It cap



LOL

It would sure make the Superbowl a million times more interesting than it is because the Superbowl is fucking super boring.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540511 - 08/14/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Breaking into a tiger cage in the zoo on a busy day and smacking one right on the nose.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
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And we're guilty by association. Thanks. :willynilly:



Speak for yourself!:lol:

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    #23540518 - 08/14/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Rope swing into a neon sign in Times Square




That's a profoundly homosexual way to die

And I don't mean that in an offensive way, I don't have any problem with gay folks. I just mean, if I heard that a guy had ropeswung into a neon sign in Times Square, I'd probably think he was gay

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Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide




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    #23540523 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. Brilliant.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540524 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are you in Canada?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540539 - 08/14/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I decided several years ago that if I were to kill myself, I'd probably be broke, so I'd wait until I heard about an active volcano on the news, sell whatever I had to fly as close as I could to it, because of the ash clouds I'd have to boat the rest of the way, climb the fucker like Frodo in Return of the King, and if I survived the climb, my last act would be a horribly uncoordinated backflip into it


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540544 - 08/14/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Australia. Cubans are legal here too.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #23540545 - 08/14/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You'd probably die from the smoke or heat or lava splashes  miles before you reached the opening though .


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540549 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ahhh.  Cool.  I am not a big fan of tobacco by any means, but Montecristos are damn fine cigars.  I enjoyed them overseas when I was in the US NAVY. :cigar:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
    #23540552 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter

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    #23540559 - 08/14/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter

Bill me later



Lock yourself in a helicopter on the ground and starve out until you die.


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    #23540562 - 08/14/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Even non-smokers condone them. :lol:

They are indeed damn fine cigars.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540569 - 08/14/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hunger strike until Jesus shows.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540581 - 08/14/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah.:lol:  I gotta give it up to what is good, even if it isn't my thing.  Montecristos and Cuban H. Upmann cigars are good.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540629 - 08/14/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. :lol: I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.

And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods]
    #23540633 - 08/14/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.



747s don't have propellers :facepalm:




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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23540647 - 08/14/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mine would be injecting myself with a mix of ketamine, MDMA and DMT, then drowning myself in ice cold water .

This is because when you drown in ice cold water you can have up to an hour of brain activity .

The idea would be to have the longest possible near death experience .

My preferred method though would be to be in a sensory deprivation Tank with an IV hooked up, and be slowly, gradually fed a slowly increasing drip of MDMA, ketamine, opiates , DMT and benzos .

The doses would be controlled so that slowly, gradually I would be euthanized in the most euphoric way possible .


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540669 - 08/14/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. :lol: I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.

And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.



Thank you.  I've often been accused of having great taste all-around.  I enjoy the finer things in life.
I'm not a fan of tobacco, it is generally stinky, and the health stuff, etc., and the buzz of nicotine really isn't quite my thing.  You were right.  I had a brief thought of buying some, but only if they were Montecristos or H. Upmann.  I always wanted to sail to Cuba.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California] * 1
    #23540872 - 08/14/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I were more often accused of enjoying the finer things in life instead of accused of wasting money on things that will kill me.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540879 - 08/14/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

BTW, I've wondered whenever I've seen you post, what's the blue thing by the flame in your avatar?


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    #23540924 - 08/14/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do your research and find a good government building near you with a lot of squares, a place that just thrives on fucking over humanity.

Strap fifty kilograms of dynamite in classic "bandito" fashion around your back and chest, blow your life savings on a very heavy and fast truck, load it with c4. Acquire drugs, and dose the acid, mesc, oral dmt and psil an hour and a half before 0 hour. Have your blow, dope, and any accessories you also wish for loaded into a nice sized syringe with a needle that fits your favourite vein.

Have the c4 and bandito hot sausages wired to multiple impact switches on the front of the truck that will activate on impact. Rig a device that will keep the steering steady with a click.

Come careening down the highway towards the building, with the American flag and the Confederate flag stuck out of the back bed holes, you standing on top of the truck, supported. Fifty yards away from the building, jackslam your wad of drugs from the syringe, and while approaching said building, shout by way of megaphone, "The Grateful Dead were the best band of all time!!!"

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    #23540954 - 08/14/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"Take [these] drugs and go unabomber's down syndrome cousin on a building, -1 government!"

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    #23542069 - 08/14/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Skydiving from a maximum altitude with a near-lethal amount of liquid cocaine injected into my veins....with a wingsuit and no parachute.


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    #23542234 - 08/14/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster


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    #23543144 - 08/15/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster



You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.:thumbup:


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    #23543146 - 08/15/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Skydiving and not opening the parachute




when?


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Quote:

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I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster



You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.:thumbup:



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    #23543188 - 08/15/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The coolest way to commit suicide?

ATTAIN NIRVANA

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Asante]
    #23544447 - 08/15/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ATTAIN NIRVANA



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23544459 - 08/15/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wrap yourself in steak and jump into the lion's cage at the zoo.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23544468 - 08/15/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the coolest way to commit suicide: eat farts till u die lol


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544470 - 08/15/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?

the human catapillar


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544523 - 08/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Getting pecked to death by chickens.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544789 - 08/15/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?

the human catapillar



Being trapped under a grate while water raises slowly.

I think any slow death would be the worst really.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544796 - 08/15/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?



Needs a new thread.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23544811 - 08/15/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.



mine is: 1: take shotgun, and attached Iphone, 2: tying up PeyoteZen to a chair, 3: take selfie


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23544818 - 08/15/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have you talked with anyone about your murderous impulses?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23544845 - 08/15/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

whoa, i didn't think about it that way. i just though you wanted a cool way out, so i thought i'd share my cool way with you. jeez, sorry, i didn't mean to make it all about me.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23544929 - 08/15/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's okay, I already knew beforehand about your murderous nature. Consult this thread for professional advice if you should choose to resume your murderous impulses.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19104663

Advisory: Thread is for educational purposes only and I in no way endorse such egregious actions.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23544949 - 08/15/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

nah. i'm beyond that petty shit. if someone wants to try and murder me, i'll probably rip their eyes out. but i'm not going to kill for gain, or thrill, because i am past the human instinct and on a higher plane...until you try and hurt me or my kind. otherwise, what's the point...just get in a shit on of trouble...dumb, and likewise, also immoral, and weak most of all.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23544952 - 08/15/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

.45 magnum to the mouth going downhill on a roller coaster, so everyone can have a piece of my mind


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] * 3
    #23545111 - 08/15/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Seppuku


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Obsesshroom]
    #23545142 - 08/15/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My older brother killed himself with a shotgun.
This is probably the worst way.

Coolest way I couldn't fathom.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: T-Rex]
    #23545224 - 08/15/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sawed off? Vibes, bro. I wish someone could have been there to talk him down. That sucks.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23545233 - 08/15/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545262 - 08/15/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

detail your suicide, by film, photography, and audio, with full journalisation of the procedure, ups and downs, insights, fascinations; so when you die, we can all study the material.


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    #23545279 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Crazy glue my hands to my head then high myself with piano wire so it looks like I removed my own head. :shrug:



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23545280 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:suicidebomber:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545297 - 08/15/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.




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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23545311 - 08/15/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23545325 - 08/15/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.




Yeah but would you really? And what if you still had uncleared porn amongst your earthly possessions?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545556 - 08/15/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23545559 - 08/15/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That method must be instilled in the collective consciousness - three times it's been suggested!!!


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23545566 - 08/15/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can't remember where I heard that actually.
I blame the schooling system.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23545576 - 08/15/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ya i was shocked when i read someone else mention it cause i have had this conversation and
many other weird conversations with my older sister and i could have sworn
she made it up right there. Weird maybe the idea has been around a long time haha


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23545593 - 08/15/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I know I've heard the "make it look like you pulled your head off" bit somewhere off this site before.


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    #23545600 - 08/15/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)






Personally i think the guys in the first pic had the right idea. Not even committing suicide, but faking it in a giant car explosion.

The second i just uploaded cause i think it's funny. But when you think of it, if you could shoot up even while jesus tries to hold you back, that's gotta be badass in some way. (Although the picture does make it look like the junky is shooting up jesus arm:rofl:)


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23545616 - 08/15/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23545619 - 08/15/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.



The funny thing, the jesus picture looks like it was taken in charlie kelly's apartment.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23545634 - 08/15/16 10:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That is clearly jesus' arm getting shot up haha.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23545646 - 08/15/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Going to town on a rocking chair wearing my trusty pair of khakis and a button up in my ripe 80s.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
    #23545655 - 08/15/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23545657 - 08/15/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.


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    #23545668 - 08/15/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.



is the rocking chair wearing khakis?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23545685 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ByCoverOfNight said:
Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.



That actually sounds awesome. I never have used heroin, but now if i ever kill myself I'm strpping myself to a weather balloon with a gopro and shooting up all the way through the stratosphere.


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    #23545686 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, you pulled them off when you started going to town on it


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23545693 - 08/15/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ive still got it


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
    #23545879 - 08/16/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Smoking Cigarettes.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #23546231 - 08/16/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Public suicide, over something small and insignificant.
Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23546264 - 08/16/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I knew this girl (a friend of a friend) who used to be a real estate agent and would take potential buyers to check out all these high rise apartments. She showed one guy a balcony to one. He climbed over the railing, looked her in the eyes and smiled, then jumped to his death. Apparently shes pretty fucked up in the head now.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23546278 - 08/16/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mt cleverest said:
Public suicide, over something small and insignificant.
Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."




LOL

This is my favourite post in this thread so far. Maybe my favourite post all week.

Great username too. :lol:


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