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natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



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That is clearly jesus' arm getting shot up haha.
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545646 - 08/15/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Going to town on a rocking chair wearing my trusty pair of khakis and a button up in my ripe 80s.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
#23545655 - 08/15/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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ByCoverOfNight
SirPsyOps
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545657 - 08/15/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23545668 - 08/15/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: For some reason the mental image that creates for me is of an 80 year old man, dressed in khakis and a button up, smashing a rocking chair like Curt Cobain smashing up a guitar on stage.
is the rocking chair wearing khakis?
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LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
#23545685 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ByCoverOfNight said: Shooting up a nice does of pure molly mixed with meth, taking a hot air balloon to the edge of space then jumping out without a parachute.
That actually sounds awesome. I never have used heroin, but now if i ever kill myself I'm strpping myself to a weather balloon with a gopro and shooting up all the way through the stratosphere.
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg] 2
#23545686 - 08/15/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, you pulled them off when you started going to town on it
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23545693 - 08/15/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ive still got it
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LiquidVisions
Consumes Psychoactive Material



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: The Phleg]
#23545879 - 08/16/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Smoking Cigarettes.
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Step 2: Look at this after following step one
Step 3: Enjoy the mini trip
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LiquidVisions]
#23546231 - 08/16/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Public suicide, over something small and insignificant. Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
#23546264 - 08/16/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I knew this girl (a friend of a friend) who used to be a real estate agent and would take potential buyers to check out all these high rise apartments. She showed one guy a balcony to one. He climbed over the railing, looked her in the eyes and smiled, then jumped to his death. Apparently shes pretty fucked up in the head now.
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: mt cleverest]
#23546278 - 08/16/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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mt cleverest said: Public suicide, over something small and insignificant. Nick swardson did a bit on this - if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not go to a crowded place and scream "who farted?!" then shoot yourself. Everyone will be like "holy shit that guy killed himself because someone farted."
LOL
This is my favourite post in this thread so far. Maybe my favourite post all week.
Great username too.
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