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akira_akuma
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23544949 - 08/15/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah. i'm beyond that petty shit. if someone wants to try and murder me, i'll probably rip their eyes out. but i'm not going to kill for gain, or thrill, because i am past the human instinct and on a higher plane...until you try and hurt me or my kind. otherwise, what's the point...just get in a shit on of trouble...dumb, and likewise, also immoral, and weak most of all.
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Psychoslut
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
#23544952 - 08/15/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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.45 magnum to the mouth going downhill on a roller coaster, so everyone can have a piece of my mind
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Obsesshroom


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] 3
#23545111 - 08/15/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seppuku
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T-Rex




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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Obsesshroom]
#23545142 - 08/15/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My older brother killed himself with a shotgun. This is probably the worst way.
Coolest way I couldn't fathom.
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Great Scott
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: T-Rex]
#23545224 - 08/15/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sawed off? Vibes, bro. I wish someone could have been there to talk him down. That sucks.
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23545233 - 08/15/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
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akira_akuma
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545262 - 08/15/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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detail your suicide, by film, photography, and audio, with full journalisation of the procedure, ups and downs, insights, fascinations; so when you die, we can all study the material.
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Great Scott
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
#23545280 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Grateful Dead]
#23545279 - 08/15/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Crazy glue my hands to my head then high myself with piano wire so it looks like I removed my own head. 
Oh someone already beat me to it.
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Into The Woods
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545297 - 08/15/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
#23545311 - 08/15/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.
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Great Scott
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23545325 - 08/15/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: Anything involving saving someones life knowing it will end mine.
Yeah but would you really? And what if you still had uncleared porn amongst your earthly possessions?
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545556 - 08/15/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: Make a fish hook into a noose and before you hang yourself, glue your hands to your head so that when the fish hook cuts off your neck, it looks like you pulled off your own head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23545559 - 08/15/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That method must be instilled in the collective consciousness - three times it's been suggested!!!
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23545566 - 08/15/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't remember where I heard that actually. I blame the schooling system.
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natedawgnow
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23545576 - 08/15/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya i was shocked when i read someone else mention it cause i have had this conversation and many other weird conversations with my older sister and i could have sworn she made it up right there. Weird maybe the idea has been around a long time haha
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: natedawgnow]
#23545593 - 08/15/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I know I've heard the "make it look like you pulled your head off" bit somewhere off this site before.
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Personally i think the guys in the first pic had the right idea. Not even committing suicide, but faking it in a giant car explosion.
The second i just uploaded cause i think it's funny. But when you think of it, if you could shoot up even while jesus tries to hold you back, that's gotta be badass in some way. (Although the picture does make it look like the junky is shooting up jesus arm )
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Kush_Zombie
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Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23545619 - 08/15/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Jesus really has his hand up his ass, the rest of his arm is blocked by the biker's arm clearly.
The funny thing, the jesus picture looks like it was taken in charlie kelly's apartment.
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