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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #23540924 - 08/14/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do your research and find a good government building near you with a lot of squares, a place that just thrives on fucking over humanity.

Strap fifty kilograms of dynamite in classic "bandito" fashion around your back and chest, blow your life savings on a very heavy and fast truck, load it with c4. Acquire drugs, and dose the acid, mesc, oral dmt and psil an hour and a half before 0 hour. Have your blow, dope, and any accessories you also wish for loaded into a nice sized syringe with a needle that fits your favourite vein.

Have the c4 and bandito hot sausages wired to multiple impact switches on the front of the truck that will activate on impact. Rig a device that will keep the steering steady with a click.

Come careening down the highway towards the building, with the American flag and the Confederate flag stuck out of the back bed holes, you standing on top of the truck, supported. Fifty yards away from the building, jackslam your wad of drugs from the syringe, and while approaching said building, shout by way of megaphone, "The Grateful Dead were the best band of all time!!!"

Be sure you have friends get pictures. Post to shroomery. FB, instagram.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #23540954 - 08/14/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"Take [these] drugs and go unabomber's down syndrome cousin on a building, -1 government!"

Lame


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23542069 - 08/14/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Skydiving from a maximum altitude with a near-lethal amount of liquid cocaine injected into my veins....with a wingsuit and no parachute.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic] * 2
    #23542234 - 08/14/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23542263 - 08/14/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23543144 - 08/15/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Seriously_trippin said:
I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster



You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.:thumbup:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23543146 - 08/15/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Skydiving and not opening the parachute




when?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23543167 - 08/15/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

Seriously_trippin said:
I don't know anything but terminal velocity makes it so at a certain height you can't fall faster



You had me right up until you said " I don't know anything". Everything before that makes perfect sense though.:thumbup:



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic] * 2
    #23543188 - 08/15/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The coolest way to commit suicide?

ATTAIN NIRVANA

Quote:

nirvana

    (in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.








KAAAMEEEHAAAAMEEEHAAAAAAAA : :levelup:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Asante]
    #23544447 - 08/15/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
ATTAIN NIRVANA



Good answer!!


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23544459 - 08/15/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wrap yourself in steak and jump into the lion's cage at the zoo.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Patlal]
    #23544468 - 08/15/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the coolest way to commit suicide: eat farts till u die lol


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544470 - 08/15/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?

the human catapillar


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544523 - 08/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Getting pecked to death by chickens.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544789 - 08/15/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kenetic said:
Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?

the human catapillar



Being trapped under a grate while water raises slowly.

I think any slow death would be the worst really.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Kenetic]
    #23544796 - 08/15/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kenetic said:
Ok what about the worst way to get murdered?



Needs a new thread.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23544811 - 08/15/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
Here's mine...
Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.



mine is: 1: take shotgun, and attached Iphone, 2: tying up PeyoteZen to a chair, 3: take selfie


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23544818 - 08/15/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Have you talked with anyone about your murderous impulses?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23544845 - 08/15/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

whoa, i didn't think about it that way. i just though you wanted a cool way out, so i thought i'd share my cool way with you. jeez, sorry, i didn't mean to make it all about me.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23544929 - 08/15/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's okay, I already knew beforehand about your murderous nature. Consult this thread for professional advice if you should choose to resume your murderous impulses.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19104663

Advisory: Thread is for educational purposes only and I in no way endorse such egregious actions.


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