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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540511 - 08/14/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Breaking into a tiger cage in the zoo on a busy day and smacking one right on the nose.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23540515 - 08/14/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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And we're guilty by association. Thanks. :willynilly:



Speak for yourself!:lol:

I like your avatar.  Never change it.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees] * 1
    #23540518 - 08/14/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Rope swing into a neon sign in Times Square




That's a profoundly homosexual way to die

And I don't mean that in an offensive way, I don't have any problem with gay folks. I just mean, if I heard that a guy had ropeswung into a neon sign in Times Square, I'd probably think he was gay

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Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide




*Montecristos


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540523 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. Brilliant.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540524 - 08/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are you in Canada?


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540539 - 08/14/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I decided several years ago that if I were to kill myself, I'd probably be broke, so I'd wait until I heard about an active volcano on the news, sell whatever I had to fly as close as I could to it, because of the ash clouds I'd have to boat the rest of the way, climb the fucker like Frodo in Return of the King, and if I survived the climb, my last act would be a horribly uncoordinated backflip into it


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540544 - 08/14/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Australia. Cubans are legal here too.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #23540545 - 08/14/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You'd probably die from the smoke or heat or lava splashes  miles before you reached the opening though .


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540549 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ahhh.  Cool.  I am not a big fan of tobacco by any means, but Montecristos are damn fine cigars.  I enjoyed them overseas when I was in the US NAVY. :cigar:


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
    #23540552 - 08/14/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter

Bill me later


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #23540559 - 08/14/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Maybe I'd just take out a loan and buy a fucking helicopter

Bill me later



Lock yourself in a helicopter on the ground and starve out until you die.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540562 - 08/14/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Even non-smokers condone them. :lol:

They are indeed damn fine cigars.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540569 - 08/14/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hunger strike until Jesus shows.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540581 - 08/14/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah.:lol:  I gotta give it up to what is good, even if it isn't my thing.  Montecristos and Cuban H. Upmann cigars are good.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540629 - 08/14/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. :lol: I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.

And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: koods]
    #23540633 - 08/14/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jumping into the propeller of a 747 and be blown on the side of the plane.



747s don't have propellers :facepalm:




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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23540647 - 08/14/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mine would be injecting myself with a mix of ketamine, MDMA and DMT, then drowning myself in ice cold water .

This is because when you drown in ice cold water you can have up to an hour of brain activity .

The idea would be to have the longest possible near death experience .

My preferred method though would be to be in a sensory deprivation Tank with an IV hooked up, and be slowly, gradually fed a slowly increasing drip of MDMA, ketamine, opiates , DMT and benzos .

The doses would be controlled so that slowly, gradually I would be euthanized in the most euphoric way possible .


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23540669 - 08/14/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You have good taste for something that isn't your thing. I don't believe what you said about not being a fan of tobacco. :lol: I think you're suddenly plagued by the thought of buying some cigars.

And I'm plagued by the thought of abandoning my helicopter-volcano backup plan to a plan of buying more cigars and going out wheezing like my great grandfather.



Thank you.  I've often been accused of having great taste all-around.  I enjoy the finer things in life.
I'm not a fan of tobacco, it is generally stinky, and the health stuff, etc., and the buzz of nicotine really isn't quite my thing.  You were right.  I had a brief thought of buying some, but only if they were Montecristos or H. Upmann.  I always wanted to sail to Cuba.


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California] * 1
    #23540872 - 08/14/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I were more often accused of enjoying the finer things in life instead of accused of wasting money on things that will kill me.


Edited by Into The Woods (08/14/16 11:52 PM)


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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: California]
    #23540879 - 08/14/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

BTW, I've wondered whenever I've seen you post, what's the blue thing by the flame in your avatar?


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