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Great Scott
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The coolest way you can commit suicide.
#23536123 - 08/12/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
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#23536127 - 08/12/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seems like an angsty way to go...
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#23536157 - 08/12/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wearing a leather jacket and slamming my face off a pinball machine making the pinball machine turn on, while busting my skull all over it.
Everyone would be like Ayyyeeeee
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23536166 - 08/12/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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But after minutes of trying to come up with something better and failing, I suppose that's decent.
If I was fully ready to off myself, I'd probably try to take out as many morally reprehensible people as possible. Not like just anybody with differing opinions, but like true scumbag people that need to be offed. Would go down the list until I fail.
Edited by PatrickKn (08/12/16 08:53 PM)
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#23536173 - 08/12/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Collecting evidence of Hillary Clinton's criminal conduct and then threatening to release it to the public. Now THAT would be a hell of way to "commit suicide".
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#23536176 - 08/12/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought we were just trying to be cool.
Like pulling up to a high school and being like "Hey man, you got a pistol?"
"No"
"Be a lot cooler if you did"
And blast my brains out all over the square.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536181 - 08/12/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536184 - 08/12/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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There was a guy who wrote an entire book on his life philosophy, titled it, "Suicide Note", publicly released the book, and then offed himself minutes later in a public area.
http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/suicide_note.pdf
I've read it, it's a pretty good read.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536188 - 08/12/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You could sneak onto a college campus at midnight and hang yourself on the flag pole in the main quad. That would be a hell of a sight for people on their way to class the next day.
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Here's a wiki link to him. I'll try to upload the final video but i post on phone so it'll probly get fucked up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)
If i get the video up then watch the final 15 minutes , the redt of it is him tinkering with a bomb singing and he dances around a bit. The last 15 minutes are where the insanity is.
I apologize if this doesn't load right, if you search "ricardo lopez final hour" you'll find it without fail. Seriously you'd have to be severely brain damaged to not find the right one.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (08/12/16 09:01 PM)
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536198 - 08/12/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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There's a documentary called "Sound of Insects" about a guy who went off into the Canadian backwoods and starved himself to death on purpose. A hunter found his mummified corpse in a small shelter along with the diary. The diary is what the film makers used to piece together the documentary.
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Quote:
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PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
I've seen this video. Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.
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#23536250 - 08/12/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Smoke cigarettes, that's a cool and classy way to slowly commit suicide
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: trees]
#23536260 - 08/12/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536266 - 08/12/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What if you came in on a wrecking ball? But then slipped and it smashed you? That would be cool.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: vandago]
#23536295 - 08/12/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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vandago said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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PeyoteZen said: Here's mine... Standing in front of a blank painter's canvas and blowing your head off with a gun, capturing the blood splatter on the canvas. Now THAT would be a hell of way to go out.
I'll see if i can find the guy who actually did this. He has a 40 hour video diary of him losing his mind. I watched the last hour. He built a bomb that he was going to mail to bjork and kill her. He shows how he built it and disguised it as a book, in the last hour he naked and covers himself with body paint and dances around to bjorks music. Then he sits in front of a canvas and paints on it "the best part of me" and lets his head explode from a revolver all over it.
I've seen this video. Bjork really is fucking amazing. Thank god they intercepted the bomb before she got it.
I watched a short documentary on the guy and really his whole story was just sad and depressing. He seemed like he had some potentialbut but just got fucked when it came to how his psychological health was handled.
Then again I'm not a doctor so maybe there was no hope. The documentary was depressing though.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: Great Scott]
#23536319 - 08/12/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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when i kill myself, i won't be thinking about "cool", i'll be thinking about pain and reducing all aspects of it quickly and efficiently
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I've always thought winding my 1000cc superbike up to as much over 150mph as I could get and then going head on into a brick wall would be a fucking super cool way out of this game.
Alas, I've not found any brick walls with a suitable run up yet.
Would it still be cool if I built the wall specifically for this purpose?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Someone posted pictures of a shotgun helmet on here a while back I thought was pretty cool. It had like 8 12 gauge "barrels" fiberglassed into the fiberglass helmet point at all different angles through the person who used it's head. Had an electric ignition so it basically ignited 8 12 gauge shells of buckshot containing roughly 100 pellets just under the diameter of a 9mm bullet simultaneously into his head. You gotta admire the committment and dedication in that one.
edit: pics http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
Edited by luvdemboomers (08/12/16 09:58 PM)
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Re: The coolest way you can commit suicide. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23536330 - 08/12/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Skydiving and not opening the parachute
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