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My summer is in the shite
    #23533602 - 08/12/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm pissed off, I got some bad news.

You know how I have eczema on my ankles, which swelled up in edema and I scratched that open and got hard healing wounds on it?

This morning I decided to visit my doctor. On the bicycle to the doctor LOL.

I had told people that I went to the doctor before but it was just to get them off my back. I basically treated it myself.

But I went.

I figured, it had stung like wasps but now it only itches so, thats gonna be easy peasy.

I showed the doctor and he asked me if I had been in the military because I must have a very high pain treshold to walk around like that and not just that but that i had used Dettol for desinfection. "This is refugee camp stuff, could you please see me a lot sooner next time mr tough guy?"

He let the assistant watch and dressed the whole stuff up, left leg and right.

"Can I keep swimming with this?"
"You SWIM with this?"
"Pool chlorine desinfects."
"I strongly advise you not to swim for the next weeks." :noyoudidawet:

So the deal: They are going to send a nurse to me to apply compression bandages for the weeks to come and then I'll need some time with compression stockings.

Crap crapperdy crap crap crap. My summer is ruined. I swim religiously and now with the hot weather I cannot and I can't even wear friggin flipflops.

My summer is in the shite.

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23533606 - 08/12/16 03:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How about an exercise bike to make up for the lack of swimming Asante? I like em cause I can read books and get fit at the same time..


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23533617 - 08/12/16 04:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have a bicycle and am not afraid to use it :grin:

Its such a bummer I cant swim, I want to get in the water so bad!


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23533620 - 08/12/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
How about an exercise bike to make up for the lack of swimming Asante? I like em cause I can read books and get fit at the same time..




That's a good idea. Ping pong is a blast , try pthat. Also try playing pool also very fun. Play some computer games?

Things happen for a reason , when you get back to swimming it will be 2x as fun. Taking breaks and coming back to things is dope.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Broly]
    #23533898 - 08/12/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry to hear that, buddy. Damn that is some pain treshhold.

I hope you get well soon.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #23533935 - 08/12/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ive watched nearly every saw, except the last one, because exposure to that writing was causing cardiovascular disease
what you need to do is saw your legs off, and you wll appriciate living even more or something


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23534767 - 08/12/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You're looking at this all wrong: Your leg is going to be healed man! Finally! No more pain and shitty leg problems! That's not bad, that's fucking awesome!

The pool thing does suck, but you'll be back in the water in no time AND your leg will be healed. How awesome will that be? It's not like you're not going to get back in the water the moment your leg is healed.

This is a good thing, honestly. You're going to be shocked how wonderful life is when all the pain and other problems with your leg just disappear. I didn't want to press you too hard on it, but I'm really glad you went to the doctor. Good healthcare and being healthy is a good thing!

You're gonna feel so much better :sunny:

Edited by nooneman (08/12/16 01:09 PM)

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: nooneman]
    #23534778 - 08/12/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You're looking at this all wrong: Your leg is going to be healed man! Finally! No more pain and shitty leg problems! That's not bad, that's fucking awesome!

The pool thing does suck, but you'll be back in the water in no time AND your leg will be healed. How awesome will that be? It's not like you're not going to get back in the water the moment your leg is healed.

This is a good thing, honestly. You're going to be shocked how wonderful life is when all the pain and other problems with your leg just disappear. I didn't want to press you too hard on it, but I'm really glad you went to the doctor. Good healthcare and behind healthy is a good thing!

You're gonna feel so much better :sunny:




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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535009 - 08/12/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Naa dude only the idea of losing your ability to swim in your head is shite.

In reality you can find something way cool/interesting to replace it until you can swim again :thumbup:

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535042 - 08/12/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Asante said:


On the bicycle to the doctor .





I'd love to see that.



Stop fucking Scratching!!!:gc:


Wish you the Best man.

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535111 - 08/12/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey Asante, after hearing about your plugging hot sauce thing (because, I guess it's one of those steps you need to take in life) I heard this song in my head. A friend was over today and told me it's by no doubt:



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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535162 - 08/12/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I haven't even gone swimming this year, and it's one of my top favorite summertime activities. It's especially fun when a storm is coming in and the waves are huge. I might go swimming after work tomorrow. It's supposed to storm tomorrow. :grin:  :cloud: 

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535163 - 08/12/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Super sad :sad:

can u take showers?


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23535171 - 08/12/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Isn't the nature in Holland good? Can't you cycle out to a small river/lake and have a swim in pure water?
I use to do that when I was young and intend to do it again when I am hiking/camping.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: daz01]
    #23535188 - 08/12/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I dont think it's the water that's got the doc worried, it's Asante swimming in a pool with open wounds all over him. That water is for everybody and kids always drink pool water.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23535240 - 08/12/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah?

Well kids, especially young ones, pee and/or poo in the pool on an almost daily basis.

Asante deserves to go in there with his wounds and blood up the pool a bit. Tell the doc to blow joe yo ho no go schlomo.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535404 - 08/12/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

heal up fast and thorough brother

I get eczema as well, sometimes not for years, then sometimes it lasts for weeks

I don't like to use the prescribed steroidal creams because they eventually degrade your skin to krokodil

what did doc say about Epsom salts? or is that already part of your self treatment?

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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23535455 - 08/12/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Ive watched nearly every saw, except the last one, because exposure to that writing was causing cardiovascular disease
what you need to do is saw your legs off, and you wll appriciate living even more or something




The movie "saw" causes heart disease?


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23535517 - 08/12/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I dont think it's the water that's got the doc worried, it's Asante swimming in a pool with open wounds all over him. That water is for everybody and kids always drink pool water.





Actually no, the risk is that I get an infection, not that others get an infection from me.


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Re: My summer is in the shite [Re: Asante]
    #23535678 - 08/12/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sorry Asanta, I know how much you loved swimming.
But it's only a couple of weeks- and maybe the universe is trying to get you to spend some of that time you dedicate to swimming to doing something else..
What and why? I don't know, but you'll figure it out.

In this new show I am watching called The Night Of on HBO one of the main characters ( played by John Turtturro) has the same condition on his feet and ankles and it's REALLY bad and they spend a large time each episode on it.


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